Chapter 52: Conversion
Ling Tong didn't mind me scolding him at all, and he took several strokes before stopping, and I grinned in pain.
Struggling to get up, my clothes have become strips of cloth, and Ling Tong doesn't plan to give me new clothes, so I can only dress like a beggar.
One more time to bribe me with money, and I'll blow you to death! Yin Si takes people, it has always been fair and just, not to mention that you have committed a great crime against the sky, Yin Si document is here, if you dare to have some other things, don't blame me for immediately using punishment! Ling Tong looked at me coldly, took out a white edict and threw it in front of me, and waved his hand on the side, and the four or five ghosts who were blocking behind him carried out the house with all their feet.
The ghosts almost lifted the black cauldron covered with a white cloth, and there was boiling oil in it, and they took out a set of delicate tongue-pulling tools, as if they were about to come up and pull out the tongue, so frightened that I almost sat down on the ground.
I picked up the edict on the ground and looked at it, and it was the same words he had read before, and there were many strange seals on it.
Ling Tong smiled proudly, his face full of good looks: Did you see it? This is the edict of sin, the city god himself, the title of the big seal, you can reach the yang world at will, no matter what emperor and general you are, the soul of the Shinto living Buddha, Yang Shou is at the end, I can also call you together!
Oh, this is the edict of sin, but it is well written, but it can really reach the yang world? I nodded, looked at the edict of sin, and then at the smoke from my soul body, and my brows furrowed fiercely.
Needless to say? Holding the edict and reading it, roaring that anyone's soul will give me a direct access to Huangquan, what do you care about, hum. Ling Tong sneered when he saw my worried look.
He looked at the very tall and unclear city wall in front of him, and the gate in the middle of the city wall, and said to me, "The city god is there, and you don't look at the person outside wearing big blue armor and holding a big shackle!" That's General Shackles! Bribe me? I really don't know how to find death!
Ling Tong, you whip me twenty-nine lashes and kick me seven times, Lao Tzu can be regarded as a confession, the dog bit me, and I feel a loss when I bite back, but today I will also be endless with your city god, if you city god does not put me back in the yang world, Lao Tzu will call for helpers to come and demolish your city god temple together! I looked at Ling Tong viciously.
Ling Tong laughed when I said and laughed cruelly: Very good, you have backbone, and you still help, I see how long you can hold on!
Prop up? I'll let you hold on! I scolded angrily, holding the edict in my hand, and drawing a few spells on my fingers to Zhao Xijun and Song Wanyi, and shouted: "Cherish you!" Song Wanyi! Lao Tzu's soul has been pulled to Huangquan Road by the life-seeking ghost, what are you two still doing guarding your shells! Don't come to the rescue!
Ha ha! Hahaha! Are you a fool? This edict is a soul shout, and you shout that the person who has not finished his life is a fart! Hurry up and don't make trouble, otherwise I'll Ling Tong really let you get out of this oil pot! Ling Tong laughed, took the edict of sin, and kicked me to the ground: I don't know what to say, I will beat you to know why, and then let the ghost drag you to see the city god! I don't think he will talk to me if he comes to the old man's house! I've seen a lot of evil things like you, that's a lack of beating!
Ling Tong, you, it's best that your bones can be so hard! Don't torture you for a while, you will die or live! I don't give up, at most I'm pumping him a few more sticks now.
Just as I was comforting, the two rescuers, one white and one red, flew from where I came just now, seeing that I was beaten by Ling Tong so that I had more breath and less breath, Xijun was crazy, his mouth was cracked to the root behind his ear, and he pounced on him with his teeth!
Song Wanyi was also angry, so she entered my house and became a female general, and before she could use half of her fists and kicks, the master almost disabled the ghost, and it was strange to turn around and not beat the maid to death with a stick to Mrs. Thinking about Mrs. Domineering, she now hates to have a few more legs and flies.
Dog goods Ling Tong! You'd better not be scared to death! I watched Xijun rushing towards us, and I knew that this sin edict had an effect, and I was surprised before, this guy used ancient Chinese to call me the soul before, and the soul flew directly to Huangquan, and even the matter of borrowing the Yang Dao was saved.
Entering Huangquan Road, this dog began to match you and me, it must have been a spell before, otherwise there are Xijun and Song Wanyi to protect the Dharma, and Yin Si will not go through a bloody battle, how can I be pulled down?
I told him that I didn't believe it when I called a helper, he didn't know that Lao Tzu was a ghost raiser, and he wasn't shouting a person from the yang world?
Sorry for you, kill all the ghosts except this! I gritted my teeth and fell to the ground, pointing at the.
When the ghost sees a ghost, it's like a sheep seeing a wolf, this group of ghosts looked at me before they were bullying me with a smug face, but in fact, they were also bullying good and afraid of evil.
Xijun even eats powerful ghosts, not to mention this group of ghosts, a roar shook the surrounding ghosts to the ground and couldn't move, she is one in one hand, just like picking candy, twisting one, opening the blood basin and swallowing the ghost's head into the stomach.
After eating one in Zhao's Zhuangzi last time, Xijun eats the marrow and knows the taste, the ghost is bad or something, and the cold is the most fragrant, when she stays in Yinfeng Town, there are only ghosts and ghosts, and the ghosts have never been in, and twenty or thirty of them have popped up at this time, of course they are all fresh goods for her, or I ordered them to eat, and she was ordered to become a foodie.
When Ling Tong saw it, two extremely powerful ghost creatures came, his face turned green with fright, and he immediately took out a mourning stick to fight, but Song Wanyi snorted lightly, and as soon as she shook her hand, a violent hurricane arose, causing Ling Tong's soul to be unstable and rolling on the ground.
I picked up the mourning stick, struggled to stand up, and whipped the stick at Ling Tong's face.
Syllable!
Yes! Ling Tong rolled in pain.
Dog goods! Let you fucking fuck me! I scolded angrily, and at the same time beckoned to all parts of his body with a mourning stick, and beat him so that he smoked all over his body, and danced like an immortal.
Master, don't fight, if you hit him again, your soul will be scattered, it's a mourning stick, a soul dementor, every time you can hit a wisp of ghosts, it's not a dog stick, it will disappear if you hit too much. Song Wanyi looked at Ling Tong with some worry and said to me.
What the? How could you let me hear it, how could this Song Wanyi speak? The voice is still so sweet, when I look at the surrounding environment, I remember that it is in the underworld.
This is the underworld, master, and your posture should be changed? Song Wanyi also said to me, and then saw that I was wearing a cloth strip dress all over my body, and I was proudly slumped on Ling Tong's body, revealing something indecent.
If you move this casually, the man's charm can't be stopped, of course her face is flushed, and she is embarrassed to say it.
His grandmother's, Lao Tzu only smoked sixty-four sticks, which is not enough for twice as much! I pretended to glare at Ling Tong fiercely, avoided the embarrassment, and kicked a few more times: Give me your skin! Hurry up!
Xia Ye! Sixty-four is more than twice as much, please don't hit me, just pick! Ling Tong hesitated, and when he saw me pick up the stick again, he immediately pulled off his official uniform and held it to me with both hands.
Wow wow! My brother is naked, I want to hug you! Xijun finished eating a group of ghosts, and saw that I was going to wear new clothes, and I didn't care that I had just stripped naked, and I was going to be a curious baby to hug when I ran over, so I immediately covered the important parts with my official uniform.
That Ling Tong saw that I threw him a prison uniform that I was wearing, and he also understood the shame, so he immediately put it on, after all, as an extradition officer, his identity is still very important, and he can't be naked.
The official uniform should be specially made by Yin Si, and it was fought so hard that it didn't leave a single crack, no wonder I saw that Ling Tong seemed to be quite resistant, and he almost didn't destroy his soul.
However, this dogskin official uniform is quite handsome to wear, and Song Wanyi and Xijun were both dazzled when they saw me, which is much better than the cloth beggar just now.
However, Ling Tong is now lying on his body, covered in green smoke, and he doesn't dare to stand up straight, if he really stands up straight, then it will be exposed.
Didn't you just stand upright, and as soon as your identity was reversed, you became like this? The change of roles made me feel better, and I touched the trace of green smoke that was still rising on my body, I really wanted to smoke this Ling Tong to death, and my hand was a little ruthless, almost beating my soul to fly.
Xia Ye, look at what you said, I am not forced to do so, there is also a clear order in your matter, and the shackled general in front is still waiting there, how can I pretend to be public and private, I really didn't deliberately go against you! Ling Tongzhen scared me, it was easy for the new official to take office three times, and he also took over an errand that hooked the soul of a serious offender, and going back was an important promotion bonus, and this performance could not be reversed, he was a nest of fire and grievances, and he had to accompany a smiling face.
Say it! How can Lao Tzu return to yang? hooked the soul, there must be a way to return the yang! I thought, didn't the TV report that many people died for a few hours and could still come back to life? This must have been discussed with the jailer boss in the underworld after death, so there is a way to return the yang, the key is the condition, and how long have I been dead?
Returning Yang is a big deal, unless you hook the wrong soul, through the above City God, the twenty-four divisions will be tried, and you can sign the consent document, you can pass the return of Yang Dao Now this situation is probably difficult, or you will be old and will go down, and you will be on an errand in the Yin Division, right? If you can send two ghost generals to Chenghuang, you must be in an official position! Ling Tong said cautiously.
As soon as I heard this, I immediately kicked him: Get out of here, you! Lao Tzu is a good living person, and he still has to be the ghost of your Yin Si!? If I can't be yang, I'd rather do my best to demolish your little county god temple!
When Ling Tong heard this, his face was blue and green, and he was so frightened that he was angry: This master is too willful, isn't it good to be a yin secretary? can call and drink to a group of ghosts, delicious and delicious service, others want to be can't be, they all say that the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life, now in this year, how can people be ghosts?
If you don't give you back, are you still unwilling? Still trying hard?
Xia Ye! I'm just a little extradition officer, anyway, your old city god will definitely have to go through it, why don't you go with me first? Ling Tong had no choice, he had to roll his eyes, he wanted to invite me, the great god, to the city god to take the burden, he didn't want to serve me anymore anyway, maybe when he got to the city god, the shackle general showed his might, and all the heroic ghosts rushed up and tied me up, and then it wasn't Yin Si who said? It's better to give this master a low-key lesson in being a ghost, isn't it?