Chapter 156: Do You Understand This? Come on a wave of diamonds, brothers!
Yue Feng smiled and glanced at the fortune teller: "I'm not interested in calculating." ”
"Don't, this gentleman!" The fortune teller called out all of a sudden, he was secretly instructed by Hao Jian just now, he couldn't just let Yue Feng go! At that time, the fortune teller grabbed Yue Feng's arm and counted with his fingers: "Little brother, your fate is very bumpy." ”
"Yes, yes, the master is really accurate, his fate is really bumpy!" Hao Jian laughed and said loudly: "Come and see, everyone, this master is too accurate!" ”
"I'm not interested in fortune telling, you let go of me." Yue Feng said helplessly.
The fortune teller still didn't give up: "Don't don't, little brother, I have a relationship with you, I really need to tell your fortune." Little brother, in this life, you can only spend your life under the protection of others. The old man pinched his fingers and calculated, in your life, you can only be a door-to-door son-in-law. ”
Hahaha!
Be a door-to-door son-in-law for the rest of your life!
As soon as these words fell, many people around laughed.
Hao Jian's face was full of pain, and he patted Yue Feng's shoulder: "Alas, did you hear it, the fortune teller said that you can only be a door-to-door son-in-law for the rest of your life, this is fate." I feel sorry for you. ”
Zhou Qin bit her lip, unable to laugh, and felt some sympathy in her heart.
Is Yue Feng's fate so miserable? The master has said that he can only be a door-to-door son-in-law for the rest of his life...
Yue Feng showed a smile and looked at the fortune teller in front of him. He could see that the fortune teller's beard looked very incongruous, it looked like it was glued on, right?
At this moment, Zhou Qin said softly: "Yue Feng, don't feel uncomfortable..."
At this time, Zhou Qin still believed in the words of the fortune teller. After all, he's right.
Without waiting for her to finish, Yue Feng interrupted with a smile: "Zhou Qin, you don't really believe this, do you?" It's all pretending to be a ghost and deceiving people. ”
Are the current liars so bold?
Hearing Yue Feng's words, Zhou Qin was a little anxious, pulled his arm, and said seriously: "Yue Feng, this master's calculation is really accurate, he told me his fortune just now, and he said it in the slightest." ”
Hao Jian couldn't help it, and said with a sneer: "Yue Feng, you feel uncomfortable and don't want to accept your fate, so even if you don't forget it, you dare to question the master?" What qualifications do you have to say that the master is a liar? ”
This is a bad pen.
It's a rare opportunity today, and I must make you lose face.
At this time, the fortune teller also stroked his beard and said slowly: "The old man is Tianjun Mountain, the inner disciple of Lingbao Taoist Temple, and he never tells lies. It's ridiculous that you say I'm talking nonsense. ”
Still pretending?
Yue Feng smiled secretly, and said to the fortune teller, "Really? Then tell me, how did you calculate it for Zhou Qin just now? ”
In "Yin and Yang Feng Shui Duel", in addition to the metaphysics of feng shui, some divination techniques are also involved, so Yue Feng also knows a little about fortune telling. But just scratching the surface.
The fortune teller glanced at Zhou Qin and said slowly: "This young lady, her life is gold, and she is in conflict with Mu Mingge..."
Speaking of this, the fortune teller suddenly shouted: "Oh, this Yue Feng is Mu Ming!" Miss Zhou, you should stay away from this Yue Feng in the future. ”
Yes?
Yourself and Yue Feng are in a hurry?
Zhou Qin subconsciously took a step back.
Hao Jian took the opportunity to come over, grabbed Zhou Qin's hand, and said, "Qin'er, did you hear the master's words, stay away from this son-in-law in the future." ”
Yue Feng laughed and looked at the fortune teller: "You are right in the first half, Zhou Qin is indeed a golden life, but in terms of the fate of the conflict, you are completely wrong, her life hexagram is Gen, it is my wood life, but the life hexagram is also Gen." ”
Speaking of this, Yue Feng couldn't help but snort lightly, and there was a bit of contempt in his eyes: "The fate hexagram is the same as Gen, why do you want to say it?" ”
What the?
What the hell, don't you understand?!
At this moment, the people around who were watching the excitement were already stunned.
The fortune teller also had a stiff expression, and a layer of cold sweat faintly broke out on his forehead.
Hao Jian let himself come out and pretend to be a fortune teller, the main purpose was to deceive Zhou Qin.
The door-to-door son-in-law in front of him, why is he so professional?
Zhou Qin's face was full of surprise: "Yue Feng? Do you still understand this? ”
She knew that Yue Feng understood feng shui and antiques. But how do you still know how to tell fortunes?
The man in front of him can always surprise himself.
Yue Feng smiled faintly: "I understand a little bit." ”
Hao Jian on the side was completely anxious, Nima, he was successful in proposing marriage immediately, he couldn't be messed up by Yue Feng!
Thinking to himself, he tried his eyes at the fortune teller.
The fortune teller immediately answered: "This Mr. Yue, I deliberately calculated just now, you are still a broom star life, whoever gets close to you will be unlucky." Even your wife, your friends, are unlucky, and something may happen one day."
"What did you say?" At this moment, the smile on Yue Feng's face slowly disappeared, and his tone was extremely cold.
This fortune teller is too bad to speak.
"You.." The fortune teller was startled by this look, and his voice trembled: "I said you are a broom star.."
Yue Feng interrupted his words and said word by word: "I'll also calculate a hexagram for you." Today, I'm afraid you'll have a bloody disaster. ”
Bloodlight?
The fortune teller was stunned and looked at him blankly: "What bloody disaster?" ”
Syllable!
As soon as the words fell, Yue Feng slapped him in the face without Zhang Zhao's slap.
"it!"
The fortune teller screamed, and the person who was pumped turned around twice, and the whole person was stunned, squatting on the ground, and the nosebleed suddenly flowed out.
"You..."
The fortune teller came to his senses and pointed at Yue Feng angrily.
At this time, Hao Jian suddenly shouted: "Yue Feng, what are you doing?" Master, you also fight? Do you have a bit of culture. ”
Zhou Qin was also in a hurry: "Yue Feng, how can you do it?" The master's words are a little ugly, but he is a Taoist anyway, and you can do it casually, which is disrespectful. ”
"yes!"
The people on the street also shouted out at this time, accusing Yue Feng.
"Young man, you are young and strong, but you can't do anything to Taoist disciples."
"yes.."
Yue Feng ignored them, walked over with a sneer, grabbed the fortune teller's collar, and lifted him up.
Swish.
In the next second, under the howl of the fortune teller, Yue Feng suddenly pulled and ripped off his goatee.
"Look, everyone, this is the fortune teller, and his beard is glued."
Throwing his beard on the ground, Yue Feng looked around and said with a sneer.
The fortune teller was completely panicked: "This gentleman, you are too much, what's wrong with me sticking a beard?" ”、
Who says the master can't stick a beard anymore?
It's really not enough to die in the heart of the Yellow River.
Yue Feng smiled coldly, didn't talk nonsense, grabbed his clothes and pulled them hard.
Woohoo.
The robe on the fortune teller was suddenly torn! Revealing the clothes inside.
Seeing the master's clothes, the onlookers all laughed.
The master is too fashionable, wearing a Nike tracksuit on the upper body and an Adisas pants on the bottom.
Ha ha...
Such a stylish fortune teller.
It's the first time I've seen you.
A round of laughter erupted from all around.
At this time, as long as you are not a fool, you can see it. The so-called 'fortune teller' in front of me is a fake.
"You...."
The fortune teller's face was flushed, sweating profusely, mixed with nosebleeds, and he was unspeakably embarrassed, pointing at Yue Feng, unable to say a word.
Zhou Qin stomped his feet angrily, feeling ashamed and angry in his heart.
It turned out to be a liar.
It's funny that I just believed him.
"Dare to cheat on the street, do you know who I am?" Zhou Qin said angrily, and at the same time took out the phone, ready to call a colleague over.
Zhou Qin hates liars the most.
I've been deceived, is this still the case?
The man was frightened, and hurriedly begged Hao Jian: "Young Master Hao, you help me, I don't want to be locked up." ”
Nima! There's something wrong with this kid,! It's really unreliable, so it's up to you!
Hao Jian was angry, and kicked over: "Fuck you, do I know you?" ”
This useless thing, things haven't been done well, and you still want to pull yourself into the water?
Zhou Qin called twice, but no one answered.
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the colleagues in the bureau have basically come out to maintain law and order.
"I'll give you a chance today, and next time you dare to come out and deceive people, I won't spare you." couldn't get through the phone, Zhou Qin was very angry, and shouted at the man: "Hurry up." ”
The man nodded again and again, didn't want the stall, and left in a gloomy manner.
At this time, seeing that there was no excitement, many people around also dispersed.
Zhou Qin walked up to Yue Feng, the embarrassment in his eyes couldn't be hidden, he bit his lip, and said softly: "Good brother, I'm sorry, I didn't expect him to be a fake." ”
At this time, Zhou Qin couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
He is the captain of the criminal investigation team, and he actually believed the words of a charlatan.
It's a shame.