Chapter 236: The Partition Wall Has Ears
When I heard someone talking under the tree, I immediately came to my senses, and then I looked down and suddenly saw two little bald heads, but one was a nun and the other was a monk.
Listening to their conversation, it seems that they have broken away from the team and come under this tree to secretly make love.
"Bah, don't be ashamed, how can you be worthy of the Buddha?" I scolded softly, scolded and scolded, there is a good show to watch, and the nun's figure is not bad.
In fact, this era has changed, unlike ancient times, even if you become a monk, in fact, some can get married and have children, but nuns and monks fall in love, then this is a bit nonsense, but I take shit luck, such a bullshit thing actually made me bump into it.
This pair of "dog men and women" was just a couple of kisses at the beginning, and occasionally kissed two mouthfuls, but then they didn't seem to be able to hold it back, and they actually started to move, but they didn't know that they still had an audience on their heads!
"Amitabha, the Buddha is strange, strange." I'm also a good person, so I hurriedly helped the two of them apologize to the Buddha, but as compensation, I don't think it's too much, right? If it weren't for the darkness, I would have taken out my phone and taken pictures.
Just when they were about to "get to the point", suddenly a voice drank, which immediately frightened them away, and then hurriedly put on their clothes, but it was too late, and someone found out about their ugly affairs, which made them even more panicked and at a loss.
"The little monk of Yunhai Temple and the little nun of Zhumeng'an, what are you doing here?" At this time, a long-haired man wearing gold-rimmed glasses appeared behind them.
There were two other people next to the long-haired man, one was full of tendons, tall, and had a big beard, which was stronger than Master Lin's beard, and he had more beards.
The other was obscene-looking, short and thin, with a mouse-like face, and two front teeth bulging out, looking a little tempted to hit him.
Aren't these three of Huo Yuan's subordinates? They are fine, which means that Su Yu is also fine, and I suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.
This long-haired one seems to be the master next to Huo Yuan, I heard Huo Yuan call him Guo Dong.
That big, bearded man, Huo Yuan seemed to call him He Da.
There is also that lewd man, Huo Yuan called him a mouse, I have a deep impression of them, when Huo Yuan called them, I almost remembered the name.
"What else can I do? It was dark and windy, and the two of them hugged each other under the tree, hehehehe......" The mouse let out a lewd laugh, and then looked at the little nun with lustful eyes.
At this time, the little monk and the little nun knelt down with a plop, and the little monk hurriedly begged for mercy: "Master, please don't tell us about this, please, I blame me for being hot and faint, Amitabha, Amitabha." ”
"Hey, this kid, now you can recite Amitabha, why didn't you think about the Buddha when you were up and down with a woman just now?" He Da slapped the little monk's big bald head.
The little monk didn't dare to speak, nor did he dare to resist, but just said Amitabha Buddha with his hands folded, while the little nun lowered her head and did not speak, her face was full of shame.
"Hehe, little monk, otherwise your sweetheart will let me taste it, and we won't talk about it." The rat became more obscene, and looked at the little nun's eyes began to be a little different, and became more and more scorching.
"No, no, Amitabha, will you spare us?" The little monk still had a little conscience and refused directly, and the little nun began to be afraid, kept rubbing her hands, and even wanted to leave, but the little monk dragged her hand, otherwise she stood up.
Maybe these three people will tell the matter, it will be very serious, and the little monk will not dare to leave.
These three goods, how do you feel a bit of a bully, no matter how wrong the two of them are, it will not be the turn of this couple to "show off their might" here, right? This rat is even more obscene, and he still wants to possess other people's little nuns, is it still human?
"Don't worry, our young master has a friendship with your abbot, and we will definitely not say anything about this." Master Guo Dongpi said with a smile.
"Thank you, thank you, master!" The little monk was so happy that he hurriedly folded his hands to thank him, and even kowtowed: "A good man has a safe life, a safe life." ”
"Don't be a good person, your life is safe, I feel like I'm sending me a good person card, thank you and don't just say it, how hypocritical, come to something real." Guo Dong rubbed his fingers, the meaning was obvious, he wanted money to seal his mouth.
From this point of view, Huo Yuan's subordinates are not good things, one is lustful, the other is greedy for money, and even monks and nuns do not let go, I can be regarded as a long insight.
The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, will this Huo Yuan not be a good thing? Is it because of Su Yu that I am wearing colored glasses to look at him?
"Your Yunhai Temple should have a lot of oil money, and the hush money must be given, so you should give us tea." Guo Dong continued.
At this time, the little monk reluctantly took out a large stack of banknotes, and when Guo Dong saw it, he immediately grabbed it and refused to keep even one for him.
"It's really picky, it's less than two thousand, forget it, get out, it's better than nothing." Guo Dong said.
"Thank you, master, thank you." The little monk hurriedly stood up happily, and then dragged the little nun away, the mouse was very obscene, and while the little nun was running, he also hugged someone, causing the nun to scream loudly, and then left in a hurry.
"Cool!" The rat sniffed his hand and reveled.
"Cool fart, are you sick? Nun, you do it too! He Da scolded at the mouse.
The mouse smiled and said, "You know what, this is also a kind of style." ”
"Oh, it's still amorous, I see that you will die on a woman sooner or later, the team of nuns and monks is next to our tent, if they tell the young master, be careful that the young master breaks your dog's legs." He Da continued.
"Hmph, do they dare to say it?" The mouse looked disdainful, "Besides, the young master is probably in the tent with his wife now, hehehe...... Madame's appearance, that figure, wow...... If I could do it once in my life, I would ...... die."
At this time, there was a sudden loud bang, and Guo Dong slapped the mouse hard, directly slapping the mouse into a daze.
"Woe comes from the mouth, you dare to say this kind of thing, are you tired of living? Shut up Lao Tzu, do you understand? Guo Dong said viciously to the mouse.
"Understood, understood, master, I was wrong, I should die, I should slap my mouth, slap my mouth!" The rat pretended to slap itself a few big mouths.
"What are we out for?" Guo Dong asked.
"If you come out to pee, go back after putting the water out." The mouse replied solemnly.
"Then lie about it, don't talk too much, or no one will know that you rat died in the stinking ditch." After Guo Dong finished speaking, he began to pee on the trunk of the tree, and He Da and the mouse also followed, and suddenly the smell of urine rushed up, choking me almost to fall.
"Master, in fact, Su Yu can't be our young master's wife, so you don't need to respect her so much, right?" He Da suddenly said something to Guo Dong that made me smack my tongue.
What does this mean? Isn't Su Yu Huo Yuan's fiancée? Why can't you be Huo Yuan's wife? I immediately had a big question, and then I pricked up my ears and listened very carefully to their conversation.
"So what? At least now she is, and the wall has ears, don't talk nonsense! Although Guo Dong is greedy for money, he is obviously more thoughtful, and he has a higher IQ than the other two people, so he deserves to be a master.
He Da smiled: "What are you afraid of, this is a forbidden place for the living, and there is no one, then Su Yu will wait for our young master to do her tonight, then she will become the most perfect sacrifice, hey...... Master, what are you doing? Other...... Don't pee on me, master, don't ......"
"Also, those two bald heads just now were just like you, thinking that there was no one in the forbidden land for the living, didn't you meet us yet, give me care, don't talk nonsense, do you hear?" Guo Dong looked at He Dong, then at the mouse, and then commanded viciously.
"I heard you, master!" The two replied one after another, as if they were listening to this master's words.
At this time, they had finished urinating, and after shaking a few times, the three of them lifted their pants and left.
This Guo Dong is a bit powerful, because it is true that the wall has ears, and I am on the tree, and I can hear things clearly and clearly.
This thing seems to be a bit unusual, so Huo Yuan doesn't seem to really want to marry Su Yu, but wants to do her as soon as possible, and then use her as a sacrifice.
Grandma's, I want to harm my goddess, I don't agree!