The emperor was stunned.

Bai Yun was stunned.

Fengjiang is stupid.

The general froze.

Grandpa Tao was speechless.

The emperor asked from the soul: "Lan Lin? ”

Lan Lin raised his head, looked at the emperor, and replied, "It's Lan Lin." In fact...... I'm a man. ”

In a word, how many people in the clouds have been shocked! In an instant, all eyes were focused on his neck and chest.

Lan Lin shrunk her chest embarrassedly and said, "Because ...... Curious, he wanted to come to the banquet to see the different scenery, so he secretly poured down the imperial sister and replaced her. ”

The emperor slowed down, and wanted to maintain the majesty of the emperor at the big banquet, but after all, he couldn't resist the anger of being deceived, and immediately patted the armrest and said angrily: "Bold Qiguo!" How dare you use protons to deceive the widow! ”

The general was in charge of bringing back the hostage girl, and it turned out to be a hostage girl, which is a huge mistake.

The general hurriedly knelt on one knee, clenched his fists and said: "The last general is negligent, ask the emperor to punish." ”

The emperor said angrily: "You have made such a serious mistake, how can you be embarrassed?!" I have handed over the world's heavy troops to you, and you are so negligent! What a disappointment for me! Go back and reflect behind closed doors! ”

The general replied, "No." ”

The emperor looked at Lan Lin and said, "As for you......"

Lan Lin looked at the emperor and suddenly burst into tears.

It's really distressing for a beauty to shed tears, but when I think that the person in front of me is actually a man, it's ...... Some distressed. It's just that the emperor is angry at this time, but he can't care about feeling sorry for the beauty, oh, wrong, it's a beautiful man.

However, I have to say that Lan Lin's tears somewhat extinguished some of the emperor's anger. Lan Lin saw that the emperor was a little loose, and he burst into a puff, raised his voice, and suddenly howled. He cried, "Where's the deception?!" In the country of Qi, although women are respected, the emperor just now also said that when it comes to the big feast, you must abide by the rules of the big feast. Lin Er is a man, and she has come to live at the feast, isn't she more noble than a woman?! Besides, Lin Er also heard that the emperor was wise and powerful, so she moved her mind, replaced the imperial sister, and came to the banquet to look up to the emperor's majesty. It's just that the emperor doesn't praise Lin Er, and he is still so fierce, woo woo...... If I knew this, Lin Er wouldn't have come to play......"

The major events of the two countries, in Lan Lin's mouth, have become a trivial matter of fighting and making trouble. And, watching a man in women's clothes crying, making trouble and hanging himself here is really ...... Stunned everyone.

Perhaps, this is what the men of Qiguo are originally like?

What should I do if I have itchy hands and want to hit someone?

Lan Lin saw that the emperor's temper had diminished, so he leaned forward and said, "Lin Er just admires the emperor, thinking about what kind of man can govern such a powerful country. As a man, Lin Er has been raised in the deep palace and is not allowed to show her face. Lin Er also has a heroic dream, and she also wants to be a man like the emperor. ”

The emperor was worshipped, and his mood was a little better, but he still had a calm face and scolded: "Between the two countries, there is no child's play. Even if you come because you admire the widow, you can't be wrong. ”

Lan Lin nodded and said aggrievedly, "I know." Lin Er knew her mistake, and the emperor punished her. Just a little, I also asked the emperor to marry Lin Er. He glanced at the emperor shyly and timidly, "One day, Lin Er was drunk, and the county lord of Duqi didn't know that Lin Er was a man, so he took Lin Er to sleep with him. Lin Er's reputation is damaged, and he will be spurned in Qi country. Please also ask the emperor to be merciful and help Lin Er. ”

Bai Yunjian felt that he could graze sheep on his head. It's true that Lan Lin and Chu Yueli sleep together, but Chu Yueli doesn't know if Lan Lin is a man or a woman or not. If she didn't know it, she wouldn't have tossed into that ghost. The white clouds suddenly felt that their heads were green.

Feng Jiang and Tao Gonggong were also very speechless. Who would have thought that this woman with a proud chest would be ...... Man!

The emperor's eyes were dull, and he had a headache.

Tao Gonggong said: "Whether it is a man or a woman, you say it yourself, you must always show proof." Can't keep it, it's another joke. ”

The emperor felt that this made sense, so he nodded.

Lan Lin got up and said to Father-in-law Tao, "Father-in-law leads the way, it's okay to show you." ”

Grandpa Tao suddenly didn't want to go. However, the arrow is ready to be sent and has to be sent.

Two people, one in front of the other, walked inside.

Tao Gonggong's face sank like water, and Lan Lin raised his head with high morale.

After a brief examination, the two reappeared in front of everyone.

Gonggong Tao had a ghostly expression on his face, and Lan Lin was smiling at the corner of his lips.

Gonggong Tao said to the emperor: "Back to the emperor, the old slave has been inspected, and he ...... Indeed, there is no doubt that it is a man. ”

The emperor's gaze swept over Lan Lin's neck and chest.

Lan Lin replied: "In order to look good, the aristocratic men of the Qi Kingdom will take secret medicine since they were young, and press the Adam's apple, and over time, their necks will be like a swan's neck, and they will not see the nasty Adam's apple. His eyes swept over the neck of the white clouds, with a little arrogance and self-satisfaction, as if to say: Look, I don't have an Adam's apple, how beautiful it is. Look, your Adam's apple is too abrupt and ugly.

Bai Yunjian suddenly felt that the Adam's apple was not very comfortable. It wasn't that he was influenced by Lan Lin's aesthetics, but that Adam's apple himself sensed the existence of danger.

Lan Lin then explained, "As for ...... This boobs ...... It is also related to the use of smeared drugs. No more medication, after a few days, the swelling will subside. ”

Lan Lin didn't know how much of a wave his words caused in the harem. So much so that for a long time in the future, there were people who asked him for medicines that he could apply and take, in order to be "proud of the group". Lan Lin claimed that the medicine was in Qi Country and would not be given easily, so he could only prepare some similar smeared ointments and send them to the palace women, which sent away the concubines who were eyeing him.

Straight to the point.

Lan Lin said it clearly, and the emperor could understand it, but he couldn't deal with it.

Lan Lin is at fault first and must be punished. However, he is a native of Qiguo, and it is not appropriate to punish him lightly or severely. After thinking about it again and again, the emperor said: "This matter is a big matter, and the widow must consider it in the long run." Since Qiguo wants to send a princess, but he sends a prince, he also has to give the widow an explanation. ”

Lan Lin turned his back like a dog, and said: "This matter is Lin Er's fault, Lin Er will repair a letter, let the mother send a real princess over, and attach some heavy gifts to express her heart." ”

The emperor expressed his satisfaction with the latter sentence.

Lan Lin continued: "Lin Er will also ask the Mother Emperor for permission to marry the county lord of Duqi. "So, from now on, the county lord of Duqi is half a Qi countryman." also asked the emperor for permission to let Lin Er take her out of the palace to recuperate. The eyes blinked, and they looked innocent.

The emperor immediately refused: "No." ”

Lan Lin burst into tears in an instant. He hugged the emperor's thigh and shouted, "Your Majesty, why are you so ruthless!" You're not going to give Lin Er a way to live this time! Lin Er's name is damaged, it is better to die! "Get up, hit the wall and hit it headfirst!