When he got home, Chen Yi threw the "peerless cheats" aside.

opened the refrigerator, fished out a bottle of fat house happy water, the kind of oversized bottle, raised his head, put it in his mouth, and poured it up tons and tons.

"Ha~"

"Cool!"

Most of the half bottle of happy water poured in, and the cold feeling ran from his throat to his stomach, which finally soothed his spirit that had been strained for so long.

The whole person became limp.

I was looking to take a shower and relax.

took off the robe on his body and threw it to the side, but he only took two steps and was suddenly stunned.

"What the hell?"

The robe that he had just taken off was actually wearing it on his body again.

"What kind of demon moth are you doing?"

Chen Yi is really about to cry, this day, there are enough things encountered today, and he will really go crazy if he comes again.

He tore off his robe again, and in the blink of an eye, he put it on his body again, as if he had never left his body.

was full of suspicion, and the gray curtain came out again:

[Live up to it: The world has both laws and regulations, and it doesn't live up to it? Reflecting on all the things that hurt the Brahmanic deeds, it has never been so clever. Take off the robe, can't go west, put on the robe, can't love you, in this life, you put on a robe for me, send me west, the next life, I should be a witness, do not seek to die, do not ask about the next life, even if there are thousands of lifetimes, do not fall into reincarnation, only for this life, for you to accompany you for a lifetime. If you break this oath, you will never be able to leave. - Vow: Chen Yi]

[In this state, you can never take off the robe, just wait for the day of emotion, that is, the time when the robe falls. (Hint: Before the attainment comes, the robe falls off and you will fall forever.) ）】

“……”

The words on the gray screen seemed to him to understand or not, but the general meaning was clear.

There is a bunch of nonsense, which translates into one sentence: he has to wear a robe for the rest of his life, and he can't take it off in the shower! Take it off and go to hell! If you can't fall in love yet, if you do, go to hell!

Chen Yihao was silent for a while......

The lips slowly quivered, then the cheeks, then the body......

Angry!

Hey, I can't scold anyone if I want to, and I'm so angry that my whole body trembles.

After shaking for a long time, he gasped and stopped, his face full of grief and indignation......

He had seen it on the gray screen before, but the situation at that time did not allow him to study them one by one.

But he never thought that this was such a thing!

Why is there his signature on the back?

What do you mean? He made this oath himself?

What the heck? Even if I don't have a pit in my head, I won't pit myself like this!

"When did Lao Tzu say this?"

How can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air?

Is there such a play?

It's okay if you just can't take off your robe, but not only do you not let Lao Tzu move the gun, but now you don't even let your heart move, it's too much, right? Is this to kill me?

What is the difference between this and becoming a eunuch? As a man, or an earth-shattering man like him, can he not be sad if he is forced to be a eunuch?

No! The eunuchs are better than him, at least they can talk about their hearts and ideals with the palace maids and nobles, what about him?

I haven't been in love yet!

Chen also didn't believe in evil, rushed into the bathroom, tore off the robe, crumpled it into a ball, and didn't care that it was a treasure brought back at a "big price", stuffed it directly into the toilet, and opened the water valve......

"Boom la la ......"

"Whew~" The world is quiet......

“！！？”

Chen Yicai let out a sigh, and when he looked down, he saw that the robe was wearing it intact on his body!

"I don't believe it!"

Bang Bang rushed into the bedroom again, turning out a large pair of scissors.

I cut it! I cut it! Scissps, scissors, scissors!

……

Ten minutes later, Chen Yi staggered, staggered back a few steps, looked loveless, and sat directly on the ground, leaning against the wall.

"My country...... My Beauty...... Three thousand beauties of my harem...... It's just gone......"

The crying voices came out, and it was really sad for the listeners, and tears for the hearers.

Can you not cry? Water flushing, knives and scissors, fire ...... I've tried all the means I can try, but there's no way to take this torn robe.

This "eunuch" is decided......

In one day, he encountered too many things, both physically and psychologically, he was already tired, and he tilted his head and fell asleep when he thought about it.

I don't know how long it took, but I was woken up by a ringtone on my mobile phone.

"Hmm......"

Chen Yi rubbed his eyes irritably, took the phone and looked at it, picked up the phone, and said coldly: "Give you 10 seconds, if there is no reasonable explanation, I will let you know how ugly it will be to wake up a handsome person from a deep sleep." ”

"Grass! Did you take gunpowder? A young man's voice came from the phone.

"I can feed you if you want to eat, and there are 7 seconds left."

Chen Yimo replied coldly emotionally.

"Neurotic!"

The other side scolded and said, "I said you don't go to work?" I just passed through the psychiatric department, and I saw that the bald man in your department was getting angry. ”

“……”

"Hello? Hey, hey? Why don't you speak? Is the signal bad? ”

The man shouted into the phone, but there was no sound, and he was strange, when he suddenly heard Chen Yi's vicious voice: "Wait for you to die!" ”

"Toot!"

Chen Yi threw away the phone angrily.

MMP！ If you scold the bald man in front of the monk, your brother will be beaten to death!

In the corridor of the inpatient building of the city hospital, a young man in a white coat held a mobile phone with a confused expression: "Inexplicable......

He could never imagine how sensitive and irritable a handsome person who had just been woken up from a deep sleep, and who had just been deprived of his physical and psychological rights.

Throwing down the phone, Chen Yi suddenly reacted: "Lao Tzu is not a monk!" ”

Really, I'm.

Leaned against the wall and slept all night, Chen Yi, who was sore and full of pain, stood up against the wall, and habitually wanted to take a bath again, but when he touched his body, he thought of something unbearable.

But sad to sad, he suddenly found that he was really clean.

The blood on his neck had long since dried, but it didn't leave a trace on his clothes, and not only that, but he didn't even have a trace on his neck.

If you look closely, there are a lot of dark red debris from the place where he was sitting, which is the blood scab that has fallen off his body.

Now don't talk about the bloodstains, Chen Yi rubbed it his body, and there was no dirt or sweat stains at all.

Only then did I remember that the robe and monk's robe on my body have a special property to avoid dust, and this attribute is a bit awesome.

That's not right......

The robe not only has a protection from dust, but also a water repellent, and he can't take it off, so won't he be able to take a bath in the future?

As a handsome person who loves cleanliness, Chen also said that he was seriously hurt again.

"Forget it, it won't be dirty anyway, so if you can't wash it, you can't wash it......"

The blow of having a mental castration in front of you and not being able to enjoy the pleasure of bathing anymore is really drizzling.

"That's right, go to work!"

Chen Yicai remembered the phone call just now, and patted his head with a headache, but as soon as he touched his bare and slippery head, he immediately reacted.

This bird still goes to the wool class?!

He is now an intern in psychiatry, and he may not be able to decide whether he will be a doctor or a patient......

Forget it, I'm tired, the world is so big, I'm going to see it.

Resign!

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