Chapter 644: The Funniest Joke [Second Update]
Bai Wen's eyes widened instantly, even he was shocked by Jiuchi! What exactly does this zombie girl want to do?
Jiuchi said: "In fact, we have been conducting research on the pregnancy of female zombies for a long time, and we have made great progress so far, as long as there are men who have sown seeds, I believe we will succeed!" ”
Bai Wen crooked his mouth helplessly, he had already heard Bai Shu say that in order to let the zombies reproduce themselves, he used the collective *** method to conduct experiments, although they all failed in the end, but it was obviously a good start for the zombies.
No, there are already imitators now, but the taste is heavier and more corpse-like~ If he guessed correctly, this female zombie wants to see the ultimate blockbuster of humans and zombies, and this taste is too heavy.
"You stay for me, don't go out, if you let the zombies of Tiannan Dao see it, you'll be finished!" After instructing Bai Wen again, Jiuchi led the desperate women out.
"It's all over if I stay~" Bai Wen complained in his heart and walked towards the outside of the village.
Seeing that Jiuchi had brought out all the women, the corpse captain laughed with satisfaction, and kept nodding his head: "Okay~ Very good, the loyalty of your next village to Tiannan Dao is impeccable, I am very satisfied!" ”
"Put them all in a cage and take them away!" As soon as the corpse captain gave the order, the corpse soldiers immediately rushed forward, pressed all the women into the iron cage on the body of a large centipede, and locked the door with iron chains.
After everything was done, the soldier next to the corpse captain whispered, "Captain, since we have squeezed them dry, why don't we kill them all and eat them?" First, we can increase our strength, and secondly, we can prevent them from causing us trouble in the future. ”
The corpse captain glanced at the respectful Jiuchi, and said with a smile: "It's better to keep them, we can still receive an extra windfall every month, I believe it won't be long before our entire team can break through to level six, and they can all be equipped with fire energy soldiers, why don't we do it?" ”
"Hehe~ It's still the captain's thoughtfulness, we not only swallowed all the blood food allocated to them, but also charged them an extra amount of blood food, these two ends collect money, it's difficult for us to get rich."
The corpse captain laughed proudly, this method was something he came up with, since Tiannan Dao formed an order, their corpse king would allocate some blood food to other smaller zombie groups every month, which was considered a development fund and a poverty subsidy.
But these blood food have never been delivered to other zombie groups, and all of them have been privately detained by the patrols of Tiannan Dao these days. They are still relying on their rights to exploit these small ethnic groups on a large scale, and in just over a year, their security department has changed from being impoverished at the beginning to being rich and rivaling the country now!
If there is a zombie group that is dissatisfied, it will be wiped out immediately, and these zombie patrols are very strong, and they were originally used to protect the development of these groups, but now they have become the biggest obstacle and enemy of the zombie group.
These small groups are eager to devour these zombies alive, but they are no match for these patrols.
The corpse captain looked at the women and packed the cages, and laughed: "Since the tax money has been paid, then we will go first, and we will collect the tax money as soon as possible next month, understand?" ”
"Yes~" Jiuchi replied in a trance, without those women, the future of the village next door to them would be over.
"Wait~" But at this moment, a hearty voice suddenly came from the village, causing the centipedes that were about to turn around to turn around one after another, and opened all the eyes on their heads, looking at a majestic figure coming from the village.
"Huh? A human? Or a man? Jiuchi, why didn't you say it earlier?" The corpse captain's face immediately sank again.
Jiuchi secretly scolded angrily, this bastard really dared to come out, didn't he say that he would stay and sow pregnancy for their female zombies?
"Pregnant with your sister~" Bai Wen scolded in his heart.
Jiuchi knew that Bai Wen was determined to leave today, and Tiannan Dao would never let him stay, this idiot really didn't let him worry, didn't he let him come out?
Bai Wen stood in front of the big centipede, and before he could speak, he was interrupted by the corpse captain's condescending words, and the corpse captain laughed and said: "Very good, you can take the initiative to come and surrender to me, which proves your ingenuity, in view of your textbook performance, I decided to let you be a human for a month, and then kill you to eat blood food!" ”
Bai Wen smiled brightly: "I came out for another thing." "He originally turned himself in and wanted to go to Tiannan Road with this zombie, but he felt that this guy was too arrogant, and he couldn't look past it at all.
"Another thing?" The corpse captain was stunned, does a slave have any more requirements?
Bai Wen laughed and said: "Yes, I want to say, I am a breeder from the next village, you took all the women away, where will I plant in the future?" So you have to leave all the women behind. ”
"What did you say?" Thinking that he had misheard again, the corpse captain snapped his ears and asked again.
Bai Wen smiled: "I mean let you leave all the women, and then you can get out, the next village will be independent in the future, and it will no longer be under the jurisdiction of your Tiannan Dao, and it will not pay any taxes to you." ”
When the zombies present heard Bai Wen say this, they were stunned at first, and then laughed out loud at the same time, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world.
Jiuchi and other zombies are all underneath, this bastard is simply looking for death, didn't he want to live in the first place? A human who will be eaten at any time dares to say such unashamed words, which is really enough for a man.
The corpse captain laughed and said: "Boy, you have succeeded in making me laugh with this joke, very good, I haven't laughed so happily for a long time, so let's do it~ You say another one to make me happy, if you don't make me laugh, then I'll burn it to ashes, how about it?" ”
Bai Wen nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, my next joke will definitely be able to laugh to death you bunch of unobtrusive waste, master, you don't even know each other if I let you go, you still don't know each other, you have to pretend to be forced, wouldn't it be too shameful for you not to fight me?!" ”
"What a big bold!" A corpse soldier roared angrily, and the spear in his hand suddenly burst into flames, and threw it at Bai Wen.
Jiuchi shook his head regretfully: "It's a pity, such a good kind of person has turned into ashes like this, it's really a waste~"
"An ant who is not self-sufficient, a slave should have the consciousness of a slave, and there is only one end for resisting the master, and that is death~" The corpse captain said disdainfully.
But then they didn't hear the terrible screams and the roaring flames, which made them all stunned, could it be that the corpse soldier didn't shoot?
When they looked at Bai Wen, they all widened their eyes, completely unable to believe what they were seeing.
(End of chapter)