I, Chen Tiansheng, grew up in an orphanage, I am 25 years old this year, my left arm is broken, I have a high school degree, and now I have achieved nothing.

Today, April 26, 20, is the day after I received the business order. It is rare to put on a suit that is one size bigger bought from a roadside stall, and look at himself in the mirror, looking ordinary, because of the perennial hardships, his face has left traces of time. If it weren't for the mutilation, maybe I wouldn't have been left on the side of the road when I was a child, but fortunately the orphanage people passed by and picked it up, otherwise I would have frozen to death and starved to death on the street. Since I was a child, my handicap has created a lot of bad things for me, and the eyes of others have hit my heart, which makes me feel inferior, and also makes me unable to find a good job in this competitive and stressful society. I have the experience of being a street online novel author, and I think I have a set of fooling people, so I learned from those old men on Chang'an Street, and I said that I had a job as a housing experience officer. Today I dressed up as a dog to go to a hotel, and the merchant said that there was a strange house, and as long as I took care of the matter, I would give 500 yuan.

Are there ghosts in this world? Oh, it can't be.

Are ghosts scary? Poor and terrible?!

I don't believe in gods and ghosts, and I don't believe in physiognomy and feng shui, for me, looking at physiognomy is an afterthought, talking nonsense from people who succeed and fail to tell the clues on the faces of others, and afterwards I use a sentence that people can't refute: believe it, there is, if you don't believe it, you don't believe it. , there must be faith, but if you don't believe it, you won't have it. How many people have been harmed by this sentence, presumably if it weren't for this sentence, so many people would not have been deceived by these gods. Having said that, I still joined the industry, in fact, because I was desperate, and if I could find a good job, I would not choose to cheat people. However, even if it is a deception, it can make people happy, and no matter how little money is collected, they can overcome the hurdle of their own justice in their hearts.

The young age of this industry is a shortcoming, so I came up with the new concept of helping people experience housing. Today I am going to the Chengtian Hotel, and I am still very excited to go out of business for the first time, looking at the anecdotal magazines on the table, I finally did not spend all this money to buy in vain.

"The money left is only 1,000 yuan, and the rent is 500 a month, plus the utility bills and food and drink for a month. One trip to business costs 500, as long as you can make two trips a month, you can mix the subsistence allowance, and there will be no problem to deceive others for the sake of other people's peace of mind. Don't ask to deceive people to live a rich and expensive life, just live a well-fed and warm life, it's okay. "If I hadn't figured this out, I wouldn't have done this kind of thing.

The place where I live is two kilometers away from the Chengtian Hotel, but there are tricycles carrying people in and out of the streets and alleys, and it only takes ten minutes to get to the Chengtian Hotel, and it is not reluctant to spend ten yuan.

"Xiao Wang, I found you a job yesterday. Is there any interest in entering the factory and becoming a clerk? ”

When I was waiting for the bus on the side of the road, Aunt Zhou walked towards me with a big belly bag.

Aunt Zhou is my landlord, I don't know what his name is, everyone calls him Aunt Zhou and follows others. Don't take the initiative to find me a job, in fact, the character is not very good. She made an unwritten rule for us residents that everything that could be sold as scrap should not be thrown into the trash can, but should be put in the storage room on the first floor. Very stingy, never really cared about us residents. And I once knew that there was a local pyramid scheme organization and deceived a resident in the name of looking for a job, which made the family lose tens of thousands of yuan, and finally people came to the door and said that she didn't know either, saying that people treat kindness as donkey liver and lungs. Originally, I believed her, too, but once I saw her talking to an aunt of the same age on the street, saying that she could earn half of it. After that time, I wanted to move out, but I didn't have the money to do it.

She has not introduced me to the job once or twice, and I see that she has "barbs" in her eyebrows, just like those old men on Chang'an Street said "the eyebrows are not smooth, and the heart is not good". But if someone is a landlord, what can I do? Saying a few more words might increase my rent, or ask someone to raise my electricity and water meters. So I can only pretend to be a god stick now and say: "Aunt Zhou, it's too troublesome for you, I have already found a good job." Look, is this a good thing? ”

Don't look at my lack of left hand, in fact, I still don't skimp on words, I just don't think it's necessary to say it, and it's not interesting to say it. But now it's different, how can there be fewer words of the god stick, if you can talk nonsense, you won't let it go, and if you sharpen your speaking skills, you can also make yourself better in this industry.

"Hey, kindness is not rewarded, and the pie is not as expensive as this snakeskin satchel of my aunt. I won't tell you, so as not to delay your work and not be able to pay my rent. "Aunt Zhou has always been like this, and if she can't please her, she won't continue to talk to us poor ghosts, and she twisted her slightly swollen body and walked into the semi-scrapped community.

Who makes the family rich? I don't dare say more. However, I didn't know that the dark green leather bag was made of snakeskin, so I couldn't help but take a few more looks. But I don't know what's going on, I thought it was really good-looking, but suddenly I felt the palpitations of the snake breaking through to me, and if I hadn't clearly known that it was broad daylight, I would have jumped up and gone.

It may be that I have read too many books recently, and I can fantasize when I look at a bag. I didn't think much about it anymore, and when I saw the old man driving a battery tricycle coming, I just waved and went up.

Because I just met Aunt Zhou's relationship, I had the idea of planning for the future, not because Aunt Zhou is not good, but because the community where I live has been built for 20 years. I heard that someone has taken a fancy to this piece of land and is ready to use it for development, and it is precisely like this, Aunt Zhou is a big rich person in my opinion. In these years, there is a piece of land, even a small county town can be worth a lot of money, which I can't earn in my life.

Along the way, I kept an unfathomable appearance, the old man on the tricycle did not speak to me, I did not say a word, until I arrived at the Chengtian Hotel and paid for the car and got off, the old man dropped a sentence of "sick" and rode away on the tricycle, leaving me alone to figure out what these two words wanted to say to me. For me, who is used to being talked about, a word of sarcasm from others has not caused much damage to my psychology. After all, there is a saying: those who scold others have a lack of heart.

Nothing to do, to seek fault in the dark.

didn't think about it anymore, and dialed Brother Li's phone at the gate of Chengtian Hotel. This business is Brother Li found me on Chang'an Street, he is a gangster in our area, I was beaten by his "brother" once before, and then he lost me ten yuan and left, remember that I don't have a left arm, I saw that I was familiar with this business.

In fact, it is not easy for Brother Li to be a gangster, and if he can't sit in the position of the boss, he will never get ahead, so he can only find something to eat next to the boss. This time, the owner of the hotel asked him to find someone who knows how to solve the affairs of the hotel, and I don't know if he gave him a lot of money, but I can get five hundred, and Brother Li must have taken more than me, otherwise why would he ask me to do it knowing that I don't understand, just want me to deceive people with him.

Brother Li was very smart, and told the owner of the Chengtian Hotel to find a Taoist priest to stay in that haunted room for one night, if there was really a ghost, it also avoided that the Taoist priest was not capable of fooling around, so that staying in it for one night forced the Taoist priest to solve the ghost who was looking for trouble; If you are really a deceitful Taoist priest, if you die, it proves that the ghost is very fierce, and knowing the power of the ghost also avoids the boss from making ghosts. This is also why Brother Li doesn't believe in ghosts to dare to say this, the owner of the Chengtian Hotel also knows this truth, anyway, the dead person is handed over to the police to deal with, and he didn't do it himself, and the ghost may leave the hotel in the future and choose the police who track down the murderer.

I didn't believe in ghosts like Brother Li, and if he dared to say these words to me, it was also a test of whether I had the courage to eat 500 yuan. If I don't eat this money, I will be living on the streets, and as long as I stay for one night and live well, I will tell the boss who believes in ghosts that the ghost has been solved by me, and someone around him will definitely look for me if there is something around him in the future, so that I can open the door to business.

"The owner of your photo hotel has already shown it to the front desk, you can go up and live directly with the room card, I'm cutting people, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you."

Brother Li's phone went through, but after a quick conversation, he hung up on me. couldn't help but secretly talk about Brother Li's ferocity, and the word "slashing" was as easy as eating. But I have to say that these young people are really fierce, Brother Li's brother was drunk and could kick me down with one kick, amazing!

Ahem, it's a shame to think about it.

Chengtian Hotel, in fact, is just a hotel with the name of the hotel, but the size of the house also has seven floors, and there is an elevator, even the hotel is a high-end hotel. I've never lived in such a good place before, and today I stayed for free, and I'm really sorry for not living well.

The little brother at the counter couldn't imagine that I was so young, so he trembled and handed the room card to me, and after glancing at the people around, he said in a low voice: "Brother, I don't lie to you, there are really dirty things in that house in 705." Recently, everyone who passed through that room heard the sound of a woman crying from inside. I heard that Boss Zhang's previous wife died in that house, you are young, you will not die of hunger if you have one arm less, so you don't want to risk here. ”

Another ghost story of a woman crying at night? It's too low-end, it's too popular. If there really is a ghost, that ghost is crying in it, isn't it stupid? There is revenge, revenge, there is resentment, if it is a ghost, go and scare the dissatisfied people to death, don't be a ghost and hide in the room and cry, don't lose the face of the ghost!

I glanced at the front desk and said: "Fiction is to know the truth, and quiet is to know the mover." It was because I knew that there were ghosts in this place that I went. The right path to get rid of ghosts is what those of us who take the road of the yang and eat the food of the underworld have to do, and you don't need to say more. As soon as the blue sky comes out tomorrow, there will be no more ghosts in your hotel. ”

The books I bought recently are not for nothing, I am familiar with those words and what they are, I don't know what they mean, but when I say them, others don't know and they seem to be profound.

Ghost? Oh, people are weird.