Chapter 239: Divine Stick Girl
Sensing the dissatisfaction of the audience, Lin Ling thought that it was better to take it seriously. After all, what should I do if the glass heart of the girl Lilac is broken for a while, and the environment is very important when confessing.
"Okay, Xiangxiang, I admit that you are a respectable opponent, so let me show you my special moves."
Lin Ling was hehehe on the surface, but he was inward. Hey, I'm gone in the direction of the god stick and never return.
It turns out that she may be a little bit improper, but in general she is still an ordinary, modest and rigorous little girl. Please believe her, she will become what she is because of the needs of the plot.
In this way, Lin Ling only repented a little in her heart, and then used her magic skills with peace of mind.
Of course, this is the most basic version. After all, the grade I just learned is too high, and it is a small thing to frighten children, and it is not good to be used by the angel brothers and sisters to make a fuss.
As a result, everyone saw that the small pebbles and small gravel that were shattered by Xiao Yi in the last game all flew up.
Lin Ling was like a symphony conductor, directing these small sand stones to fly in the air, and finally stopped above Xiao Yi and Lilac's heads, casting a shadow.
Then strange plants from nowhere flew all over the sky, and then kept pounced on Xiao Yi and Lilacs, and by the way, they also sprinkled the entire field.
"What kind of grass is this, so weird, it feels weird."
"How is it slimy?"
"How does it look a little like kelp?"
"Have you ever seen red and yellow kelp?"
Xiao Yi looked at the algae that had been piled up to the height of his calf, and his brows couldn't help jumping, and his intuition was fine.
Lin Ling looked at the stage he had built, and replaced it with single-celled algae without flowers, because the sky was bright and the lighting effect was not good, so he used stones to make shadows, at least it was different from the surroundings.
Now it's almost convincing the audience.
Lin Ling touched his chin, thinking about how to make these people feel that they were very powerful, and kept applauding when Lilac confessed for a while.
"Look, that woman has changed color."
"Wow wow, it's blue."
"Wow, look, it's a rough sea."
Lin Ling is a little difficult now, after all, everyone here is just some mortals, if he is directly in his second form, it seems to be a bit too much.
But it shouldn't be a big problem to put water on your body, after all, Huo Dalong did something similar just now.
It's just that the water skin is very, old and moving, and there is no stereotype, so Lin Ling can only use the enchantment to get a stereotype.
It's just that the water seems to have become stronger now, and the enchantment melts quickly, so Lin Ling can only use instant messaging.
This is finally barely successful.
But what Lin Ling didn't know was that because of her amazing painting skills, the outline of the instant messaging she made was very abstract.
So, the audience studied it from various angles for a long time and didn't see what Lin Ling had become.
Lin Ling gave Yunliu a look, and Yunliu took over this glorious mission with a serious face.
An Yan on the side stomped her foot again unknowingly, and suddenly her feet shattered.
Then after seeing the small pebbles and small sand grains under her feet all fly to the stage built by Lin Ling, An Yan suddenly became even more angry.
This strange woman not only dared to cheat openly in front of her An Yan, but also dared to use the pebbles she made.
She didn't believe that Yunliu didn't help her, Yunliu's hair was gray just now, and she didn't believe that he hadn't helped.
An Yan said that she was going to pinch her waist this time.
Yunliu's small movements, of course, not only An Yan found out, but several other men naturally also found out.
It's just that they don't have much to say anymore. When Lin Ling and Yunliu fight, they always have an expression of "what if you win, what if you lose"; But I don't know why, when doing this kind of thing, these two people are always as excited as if they were beaten with chicken blood.
The most important thing is that these two people are also very meticulous in what they do, which always gives people the illusion that the two of them are doing big things.
"Distinguished guests, referees, and all kinds of spectators and friends present, hello.
I'm sure you're wondering why we're playing this game so weirdly.
So, now I'm going to explain it to you. ”
Because of the help of Yunliu's teleportation array, Lin Ling's voice smoothly reached the ears of every audience present.
As for the referees, with their cultivation, there is not much of a problem.
"We don't listen, we want to watch fights."
The next moment, these noisy people were drowned by the seaweed.
For Lin Ling's stand-up comedy, several people had different reactions.
Mu Xi: "Okay~~ Lethal attack, after so many years, the ability of outsiders to fool people has increased by more than a star and a half." ”
Anchen: "Don't talk nonsense, this is a special case. ”
Yunliu: "Haha, it's interesting, isn't it?" ”
Xiao Yi: "It's good for the girl to have fun." ”
An Yan: "This strange woman, I must educate her well, and I have been lowering the lower limit of others." ”
"Why are you here?"
Hearing An Yan's voice, An Chen didn't react for a while. No, my sister has always been a serious person, and she won't leave her post when she is working.
"I can't stand there anymore, so I'll come here."
Ahn Yeon pointed to the soil that had been humanely destroyed.
How innocent is the earth, shall we let it go?
"You're attacking the audience!"
The audience was even more dissatisfied.
But Lin Ling didn't reason with them, if he took them, he would definitely lose.
Lin Ling said that he had mastered the essence of the debate, that is, talking to himself, and winning if he made others silent.
"Ignorance!"
“……”
"Ignorance!"
“……”
"Silly hat!"
“……”
The crowd is popular, this is definitely the most arrogant contestant of all time.
"That's all you guys have to offer, is it interesting to watch others fight?
Do you know why others can fight, but you can only shrink on the bamboo pole and watch? ”
The first step is to forcibly connect the topic to the topic you want to talk about next.
"Why?"
"Because of love! You are all lacking in love.
Let's not go far, let's talk about the martial arts cup about 40 years ago, do you remember what that champion did in the end?
That's right, it was the daughter who married the water totem at that time, Longtan Shui Weiwei.
And what about second place?
Disappeared into the vast sea of people, and was never heard from again.
Do you know why there is such a difference?
That's right, it's really because of women.
But, on a deeper level, we call it love! ”
Lin Ling casually pulled something up and directly fabricated shocking news.
Sure enough, hearing this shocking scene, the audience began to boil again, obviously impressed by Lao Niu's martial arts cup.
"What kind of mess?"
"But she's right, that's the case, the second place started selling lamb skewers after the competition, and I've been there several times to eat it."
"Moreover, I still remember that the second place seemed to be competing with the first place in Longtan."
"So, is it really because of women?"
"Stupid, I didn't hear anyone say, it's because of love."
"So, as long as we have love, we can also participate in the finals?"
"How is it possible, there are only 100 in total."
"But doesn't that mean that love is a miracle?"
"It seems that the second place was not born in a martial arts family back then, but after grabbing a woman with the first place, it suddenly became powerful."
"So, it's love."
"Oh~~Love~~"
"Ah~~Love~~"
"Because of love~~"
The first wave of brainwashing succeeded, YES!