Chapter 33: Defeat is so embarrassing
Although the three gods served as a mount general in the dragon and phoenix war, and made great achievements in the dragon clan, although they obtained the true dragon nine tricks cultivated by Jiao to become a real dragon, but their own personality is arrogant and impetuous, arrogant, lazy to eat, greedy for beauty, likes to fight and kill, and is lazy to cultivate.
plus the beauty of the fox sister, who was once plotted against Yang Ji's little junior sister. And because of his scheming, he used to crush the heart of Yao Ji, the goddess of desire and the eldest sister of the Emperor of Heaven. Sealed by Yang Ji with a powerful immortal technique, he was not allowed to change into a human form, and forcibly restricted the cultivation time and ability of his true body.
Although because he followed Yang Ji to participate in the Great War of the Gods, he obtained a large number of Heavenly Dao merit points and became a half-dragon and half-Jiao body. But in the final analysis, it is still a Jiao, and it is far from the body of a true dragon like Ying Long. Not to mention that the opponent is an ancient divine beast like Zu Feng and Zu Qilin.
Therefore, before he could make a few moves, after seeing a few yellow and red fireballs attacking, these nine divine Jiao were knocked to the ground, falling flowers and flowing water, and being bruised all over his body.
That Zu Feng and Zu Qilin didn't even look at it, and they weren't afraid that he would jump up and fight back. Instead, he flew directly to attack Yang Ji and stop his attack on Yang Mei.
To be honest, they have followed their master Yang Mei Daxian for so many years, and they have seen a lot of his old naughty childlike nature. Often play dead to scare them. But never before has it been so realistic, so intimidating, so devoid of self-esteem.
Because Qilin and Danfeng had just clearly seen some immortals, they deliberately stepped on Yang Mei's lifeline, so that Yang Mei would cut off his children and grandchildren, and it also meant humiliating him. That Yang Mei really stayed motionless on the ground, just letting these divine soldiers and gods attack.
This situation is obviously not ordinary.
The two little boys couldn't tell whether Master Yang Mei Daxian was really seriously injured and unconscious, or if he was pretending to be dead and planning some kind of big counterattack to retaliate for the teasing of the ninety-nine heavenly thunders that Heavenly Court was watching just now.
Yang Mei Daxian was very bored in the early days of chaos, and after discovering the two of them, he was playful and raised Qilin as a loyal dog bully, and Danfeng as a baby chicken. Pet them to death, teach them spells, but call to play as pets.
Since the two children were born, there is only the master of Yang Mei Daxian in their lives, and they have been raised by Yang Mei Daxian in such a bad way since they were children. Therefore, Qilin and Danfeng are two children, with no plans and no sense of morality.
They looked at each other and tacitly thought of two plans. If the master is not dead, then directly repel Yang Ji, throw down a few new heavenly thunders to create chaos, and take the opportunity to take Yang Mei away; if the master dies, avenge the master, let the entire heavenly court bury the master Yang Mei, and directly throw the nine thousand new heavenly thunders to the heavenly court, and let them also experience the refreshing feeling of a heavenly thunder split.
Danfeng and Qilin immediately turned into little boys, ready to kill.
"It's you!" I heard a crisp exclamation.
This voice is 100% anti-counterfeit in the heavenly court.
Every Immortal Monarch is almost subconsciously in the Heavenly Court, and he is always on guard against this little demon king of the mixed world. Because he provoked him, he lost three layers of skin if he didn't die. Not to mention dropping equipment or something. As long as the bear child has a fancy to it. Lying on the ground and rolling, coquettish and cute, and forcibly grabbing, you have to get your hands on it.
Several immortal monarchs will wake up frightened when they dream of Nezha, and there is even a serious illness.
For example, Sister Chang'e once woke up crying from a dream because she dreamed of Nezha, and she didn't dare to take a step out of the Guanghan Palace for three days and three nights, but she fell directly on the bed and was sick for a month. The reason turned out to be that Nezha asked Sister Chang'e to give her osmanthus wine, and asked to kiss her after getting the wine. And Sister Chang'e is thin-skinned, afraid of causing trouble, and doesn't let her ...... if she doesn't like it
All the immortals looked at one person in unison - Nezha. He covered his mouth in astonishment. It seems that this Nezha may have some inside story. The Immortal Monarchs began to crack in their hearts one by one.
Bear children hate and hate, but at critical times, they can take the blame, block trouble, and be a gunman......
None of them spoke, smiling. didn't ask Nezha why he said this, as if he hadn't heard it.
At this time, Nezha's love was just beginning, and his eyes were full of mysterious, powerful and beautiful young ladies in front of him. I didn't notice the changes in the gods around me at all.
The girl he likes Nezha liked, how did she become a person of Yang Mei Daxian. But it doesn't matter. Just now, the Twenty-Three Immortal Monarchs broke the divine weapons of the Four Heavenly Kings, and they were so powerful that they didn't want to. Now, his heart was beating faster, and his eyes were filled with little stars. The love in my heart is almost written on my face.
"Apprentice, how do you get fat?" Taiyi Jinxian frowned, and his fingers flicked the door of the apprentice's head. The apprentice was stupid, but he wasn't stupid. The surrounding immortals beat the apprentices, he didn't have to think about it, he could guess a few points.
No matter how ignorant and arrogant Nezha was, he didn't dare to tell the master at this time that it was this little girl Danfeng who easily deceived him of his full set of kryptonite equipment.
Danfeng was not disturbed by this exclamation at all, and threw himself into the battle without distraction. In her heart, there are only two people who matter, her master and her brother. Whoever dares to harm them is a mortal enemy, and they must die.
flicked the Qiankun circle, and directly burned Yang Ji's fist with the samadhi true fire.
Although Yang Ji wondered how the Qiankun circle of his fellow disciple Nezha ran into the hands of this demon beast, could it be that he had just been picked up by this girl after Nezha attacked Yang Mei at Nantianmen and threw him away? But the moment of lightning and thunder did not have time to ponder, he conjured a red-gold sword in his hand, and used all his strength to start a death battle with the two demon beasts.
He Yang Ji has never been so embarrassed by defeat! Not to mention injuring him two artifacts in a row!
As soon as he thought of the roaring dog in his arms, which was beaten to the point of uncertainty and dying, and the three divine dragons on the ground, he gave birth to monstrous anger and hatred, and his teeth rattled. The swordsmanship used is fierce and deadly.
The three gods not far away have three huge heads erected, and they can't climb up. The three heads have three systems, each with its own personality and thinking, and Longge is seriously divided.
"I'm X, it's all to blame Yang Ji for this garbage. I'm so weak. Said the left head.
"I think I was a majestic mount general in the Dragon and Phoenix War, killing you two blood. The middle head said.
"What are you fighting? Don't you see that the immortals are watching the show? Just Yang Ji's stupid fork was used as a knife messenger, and he thought he was the best in the world. You have heard that Danfeng is still a little girl. It smells so good, the kind of fragrance that is special. The head on the right said.
"I'm X, I'm going to die, and you still think about women in your head. I'm X, it's really fragrant. The middle head said.
"Let you not follow Yang Ji's stupid X at the beginning, or we would have practiced the True Dragon Nine Trick a long time ago. Said the left head.
"What's wrong with thinking about women?! I like the young, the fierce and the fierce. If you bite me?" said the head on the right.
The left head is left and right, and I want to bite the right head. But at this time, the injury was too serious, the muscles and bones were broken, and the right head was always hiding behind the middle head, so he couldn't bite at all. I hate it so much that my teeth itch.
The middle head was sandwiched from both sides, and the left head was bitten twice. Splitting headache, desire to cry without tears. I tried to move my body, but I couldn't move at all. The surroundings were full of immortals, and the immortals were full of all kinds of life-saving elixirs, but none of them came forward to save them.
I thought that I had taken refuge in a powerful backer with good looks, high IQ and EQ, explosive force value, and high-level connections, and took the express train of cultivating immortals, at least the fox and the tiger have face.
How do you know that the wall is falling down and everyone is pushing it.
I once thought that if I became a famous town and an artifact to kill demons, the master Erlang God would be impressed by myself and be respected and cherished. Now it seems that tens of thousands of years of followers have actually gained nothing.
In the eyes of Erlang God, they are always just a lowly Jiao, a weapon to kill. Not even a dog at all.
The head in the middle of the three Jiao only feels the vicissitudes of life, and everything is a floating cloud. Compassion is born from the heart, and all things are destroyed.
With a loud roar, several mouthfuls of blood spurted wildly.
"You two are endless. Let's die together!"
At that moment, a series of deafening explosions were heard in the distance.