"Alice's Crazy Tea Party Game Rules: Each player will take on the role of a character to participate in the Mad Hatter's Tea Party, and during the Tea Party, players will be severely punished if they behave inappropriately with the character they are playing. Please follow your own identity prompts to have a tea party step by step! ”

Qiu Xuan sat in the kitchen in an intricately layered rococo court dress, helplessly looking at the plastic baby she was holding in her hand—the kind that would make a "porphyry" sound when she pressed its belly.

The big kitchen was full of smoke, a pot of soup was boiling in a large pot on the stove, and the smell of pepper spread through the air, making Qiu Xuan sneeze uncontrollably.

God knows how much she'd want to turn off the fire under that damn pot right now, but just a few minutes ago, the sound of a bulletin that resounded throughout the villa was "The madman trio is having a tea party!" ”

So she had to sit alone in this isolated kitchen, holding the child and sucking pepper with a fascinated face.

No matter who it is, hurry up and come to the kitchen to trigger the plot, Qiu Xuan almost rushed to the ground and pressed the rubber baby's belly, I really couldn't hold it anymore.

As if hearing her heart, a few minutes later a strange frog-like voice spoke loudly outside the door, "Present to the Duchess, the Red Queen invites her to play croquet." ”

Here it comes! When Qiu Xuan finally straightened out her heavy and complicated skirt as a duchess and got up from the chair, she saw Li Siyao's face at the kitchen door.

The girl in the blue and white maid dress and striped stockings was obviously dressed as "Alice", and the moment she appeared in the kitchen, a paragraph appeared on the display board of Qiu Xuan as a "duchess":

The Duchess handed the piglet to Alice, and went to play croquet with the queen happily.

This hint doesn't sound difficult, Qiu Xuan thought, and then directly stuffed the rubber baby into Li Siyao's arms at a speed that could not be refused, and the baby let out a "porphyry" sound.

Li Siyao: "......"

Li Siyao: "Can you tell me why your cat grins like that?" ”

What's that? What about the lines? Of course, Qiu Xuan doesn't remember what the original lines were in her elementary school children's books, and her prompts didn't ask her to do so.

So Qiu Xuan only vaguely perfunctory: "Because it's happy." ”

Li Siyao frowned a little rarely, and there was a slight anger on her face. And Qiu Xuan could see clearly that the chirping rubber baby in her arms suddenly turned up in her nostrils, and her limbs began to shorten, gradually turning into a pig that looked like a pig and not a pig.

Li Siyao was startled, and with a shake of her hand, she threw the piglet to the ground, the piglet's short limbs twitched, and a painful scream began to come out of her mouth.

The girl in the blue and white maid's dress looked at it for a moment, then crouched down in disgust and carried one of its hind hooves with two fingers to the boiling pepper-splattered cauldron.

Reason told Qiu Xuan to ignore these and go directly to the Red Queen, but the child's cry became more and more poignant, and the bloody cry disturbed Qiu Xuan at all.

That's it, Qiu Xuan thought, for the sake of it sucking pepper with me just now and pressing its stomach. She turned and snatched the little pig-like monster from the boiling cauldron.

"What are you doing?" Li Siyao looked at her with a frown.

"Probably, a little regretful?"

"Qiu Xuan," this was the first time she had heard Li Siyao call her name in such a complete voice, "This has nothing to do with your task prompt, right?" ”

"But this thing counts as my cub in a sense?" Qiu Xuan shrugged at her indifferently, "It's you, why do you have to be shy and socially fearful?" ”

Li Siyao stared at her with a calm face for a while, and in the next second, the electronic sound that resounded throughout the villa sounded: "Warning!" If player Qiu Xuan does not conform to the character setting, a first-level punishment will be imposed immediately! ”

"Hmm!"

The electric current suddenly surged, and the violent feeling of electric shock, coupled with the impact of the old wound, made Qiu Xuan's knees fall to the ground weakly. She twitched unnaturally, her brain blanked from the sharp pain around her, and saliva unconsciously flowed from her mouth.

The electric shock of the first-level punishment lasted for about twenty seconds, and after twenty seconds, Qiu Xuan was still lying on the ground blankly, her hands and feet twitching unconsciously.

Li Siyao stood beside her and glanced at her with her eyelids down, as if she whispered something, but Qiu Xuan obviously hadn't recovered from the sequelae of the electric shock, and only looked at the direction of the ceiling in distraction.

Soon she was the only one left in the big kitchen, and maybe a little monster who kept arching her with her short legs on the side.

I don't know how long it took, but it wasn't until the electronic voice said "The tea party has entered the rest time" that Qiu Xuan finally sat up from the ground little by little like a tattered bellows.

"Are you alright?" She heard Gu Qingyue's voice.

Gu Qingyue, dressed as a Cheshire cat, walked in from outside the kitchen, the corners of her mouth were pointedly extended to the sides by the lipstick, making an exaggerated smile like the corners of a clown's mouth.

"You're pretty cool." Qiu Xuan said with difficulty.

Gu Qingyue glanced at her helplessly: "It seems that there is nothing wrong." Saying this, he still dutifully helped Qiu Xuan retreat the wound.

Qiu Xuan closed her eyes again and eased for a while, "How is it outside, I didn't even go out of the kitchen just now." ”

"I estimate that the time of the tea party is calculated according to Alice, that is, Li Siyao's walking route." Gu Qingyue said: "She just asked the Cheshire cat I played for directions, and now she is probably going to the mad hatter." As the Duchess's cat, I had also been out of the kitchen before, and I didn't see anyone else. ”

"Okay." Qiu Xuan stood up with the help of Gu Qingyue, and for the first time thanked her in her heart for the heavy and complicated dress she was wearing, so that she would not fall to the ground solidly.

The little monster that looked like a piglet was still persistently arching her head at her feet. Qiu Xuan had no choice but to pick it up, "I feel like I'm losing." She said.

"Who can be blamed for this?" Gu Qingyue, who probably guessed what Qiu Xuan was punished for, rolled her eyes at her.

Electronic sound: "Alice arrives at the tea party, the madman trio warmly receives her, and the tea party resumes!" ”

"I have to go." Hearing this, Gu Qingyue hurriedly said goodbye to Qiu Xuan and disappeared at the kitchen door. Qiu Xuan also immediately hugged her "cub" and staggered out of the kitchen to find the Red Queen.

The moment she stepped out of the kitchen, Qiu Xuan almost shed tears in front of the green shade and the bright sunshine - since she got on the inexplicable bus, it was either a snowstorm or a blizzard was about to fall outside the window, and Qiu Xuan had never seen the sun properly.

She took a deep breath of the oxygen from the plants in the sunlight and decided to forgive the dogmatic Alice game for a few seconds.

Qiu Xuan stepped on the broken light all over the ground, stepped on the brocade flowers, faced the thorns that seemed to open the way for her, held her piglets, and walked towards the light.