Chapter 308: Send a plaque
Zhang Manyue nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, it's not our Tang family's business, just that sassy fox complains, if you two are really capable, go into battle together and hook up with all the men in Huaquan Township, and the old lady will give you a plaque!" ”
"Mom, what are you giving them plaques for, I don't know how to buy meat to eat if I have the money." Xu Jinfeng was dissatisfied.
"You know, the plaque I gave me is not ordinary, and it has to be written with two words on it."
"What's the word?"
"Broken shoes."
Zhang Manyue said two words loudly, and the audience burst into laughter, Huai Linniang was so angry that she opened her mouth to scold, and the fat maggot on the side of her mouth was sucked in by her storm, and the others didn't see it, Tang Xiaonan kept staring at these insects, and she could see it clearly.
Huai Linniang didn't realize it, she didn't know it from beginning to end, and let the fat maggots burst in her mouth, that picture made Tang Xiaonan nauseous, and her chest was stuffy, but she was reluctant to be lively, this is better than the movie.
"Break your mother*, my phoenix fairy is innocent and innocent, and she is a teacher respected by everyone, have you seen my phoenix stealing people? No matter how much nonsense the old lady can't spare you! ”
Huai Lin Niang scolded, didn't care about the dirt on her body, and jumped up to climb the ridge, but she didn't come up after jumping a few times, and Huai Lin Niang was so angry that she picked up the dirty water in the field and splashed it up.
Xu Jinfeng and Zhang Manyue flexibly avoided it, and their mouths were even more unforgiving, and the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law came in turns, and the two had the upper hand steadily.
"Everyone respects a fart, your Huang Fengxian is a broken shoe that everyone sleeps on, cheaper than a, what clothes does she wear, it saves more trouble to go to work naked." Xu Jinfeng scolded and slapped his thigh, with its own sound effect.
"The school is really, so many high school students, they are not afraid to teach with only broken shoes, and they are not afraid to teach bad children, but as long as there are other schools, I don't let my little girl and Yuxiang go to school in Gu Village, and the school doesn't know what it's doing, so stinky and broken shoes won't be expelled!"
Zhang Manyue's sound effect is not low, and the slap is crackling.
"I must have slept with the school district leaders, otherwise Huang Fengxian would be able to turn positive? Someone else's stomach is full of ink, her stomach is full of commotion, what can she teach in class? Teach how to sleep with a man? ”
As soon as Xu Jinfeng's words fell, Zhang Manyue's slap was clapped, and he shouted loudly: "Listen, big guys, there are first-grade children in the family, especially the girl's family, you must do a good job in ideological work, don't learn a lot of work with Huang Biaozi, the faces of the eight generations of ancestors have been lost!" ”
The villagers made a sensation and talked about it one after another, Zhang Manyue and Xu Jinfeng's words, they really listened to them, and they also had a lot of impact.
In this era, the reputation of the girl's family is the most important, if you really learn bad habits from Huang Fengxian, you will not be able to marry a good husband in the future, and your mother's family will be laughed at.
"Put your fart, your mouth stinks worse than dung, who did she seduce? She is a teacher in a proper manner, you are jealous of her, so you pour dirty water on Fengxian's head, I can't kill you! ”
Huai Lin Niang was so angry that she jumped to her feet, came up from the other side, and ran while scolding, but the mud in the field was too deep, one foot deep and one foot shallow, Huai Lin Niang was in a hurry, and she fell several times, and her body was full of mud, and she was not human.
"Phew...... The old lady is jealous of her for a broken shoe? She seduced my family to come to Fu, this thing is slandered by the old lady? In order to eat meat, he sells meat, and the entire Mopan Mountain can do this shameless shit with Huang Fengxian's cousin! Xu Jinfeng scolded angrily, those dozens of catties of meat were wounds that she couldn't heal in her life.