Chapter 017: The Abnormal Second Uncle
When my mother got up, I brought the boiled hedgehog soup to the table, and she could not eat anything hard, but only white porridge.
My mother didn't eat much, but I ate three bowls in one go, and after a day and a night of boiling, the old hedgehog's meat became tender and fragrant, and after eating, my whole body was hot, and my stomach was warm.
Yesterday the old bachelor said that the hedgehog was cooked and gave him a bowl to taste, and I wanted to serve it to him after eating, but I didn't expect to see him passing by the door when I looked out of the door, and his eyes glanced at my house intentionally or unintentionally.
I hurriedly ran out, and when I saw the old bachelor at the door like a child, he was smiling, so I let him in.
The old bachelor said, "I won't go in, you can bring me a piece of meat to gnaw." ”
"Come in, there are bowls at home, save me trouble." I said as I pushed the old bachelor through the door.
The old bachelor sat at the table, looking a little restless, and kept laughing at my mother, who had been crazy since he broke the Four Olds, and no one looked at him as a human being, let alone let him go to the house for dinner.
After eating two bowls of hedgehog meat, the old man wiped the oil from his mouth and left my house, because the old hedgehog was not small, so even if I couldn't eat enough to stuff most of the pot left, I also brought a bowl to Uncle Hagen when I returned the gas stove to Uncle Hagen.
But Uncle Hagen looked a little frightened when he saw it, and at that time his woman was standing at the door looking at me like a ghost, and I whispered: "The old bachelor said that this white fairy has not become a climate at all, he just came to my house and ate two bowls before leaving, this thing is eaten by a man, ten times stronger than eating a donkey's treasure, you see." ”
I raised an eyebrow at Uncle Hagen as I spoke, motioning for him to look at my thighs, Uncle Hagen followed my gaze, his ears were red, but his eyes were full of anticipation, and after he took the gas stove, his woman coughed, as if to remind him.
Obviously, the tragedy of Zhang Fugui killing the white fox and being wiped out made the villagers of Zhangjiagou have a psychological shadow, I shook my head and had to turn around and go home, but I just went out not long ago, Uncle Haigen chased back, he snatched the soup bowl from my hand with a red face, and then swallowed the hedgehog meat into his stomach, and the soup in the bowl was drunk.
"You kid dare to come to my house with this big tent, I risk my life to drink your bowl of soup, if it will be useless to wait, I will settle accounts with you!" Uncle Hagen looked around and whispered.
Soon after I got home, my grandfather came to me and asked me to pull the old locust tree that I had cut down yesterday into his yard, and the old locust tree had to be hugged by three people before it could be hugged.
Grandpa asked me to call the second uncle for help, but at dawn the second uncle and Yang Chunyan were still fighting, with the second uncle's physique, eighty percent had to sleep until the afternoon to wake up, who knew that when I went to his house, I saw that his house was locked door, and people didn't know where they went.
Grandpa used to have some carpenter's skills, so I told him that he wanted a bigger bed, and asked him to make one for me, and he lay on the bed all day long, and now it was just time for him to move his muscles, and Grandpa did not refuse, but muttered to himself, and I thought to myself that he was starting to be confused again, so I didn't say anything more, and turned around and went home.
When I passed by the door of Uncle Hagen's house, I saw that the door of his house was bolted from the inside, and I guessed that the effect of the medicine had occurred, and the two of them were very happy at home.
It was only at noon that I realized what Xiaobai had said last night, because this old hedgehog soup was so replenishing that my tent had been standing since ten minutes after eating in the morning, and I could only endure to tighten my pants as tightly as possible, for fear that my mother would see something.
My mother's appetite suddenly improved after drinking hedgehog soup in the morning, saying that her stomach was warm and she could barely walk around the ground, and she took the initiative to clean the fish I caught in the morning.
In the evening, I drank a bowl of hedgehog soup, and after drinking, I took a cold shower in the yard and didn't lower that impulse, and finally stayed up until dark, I lay on the bed, my mouth was full of relish, it was difficult to sleep, my heart was bad, if I had been in a state of excitement and couldn't sleep, Xiaobai couldn't go to my dream, so I didn't want to suffocate to death this night?
Who knew that after a while, there was a sudden sound from the window, and I saw that it was Xiaobai, so I immediately opened the window and jumped out.
I nearly collapsed that night, and when I woke up the next day, I was covered in sweat and my sheets were wet.
After I took a shower, I carried a net to the edge of the reservoir to catch fish, and when I came back and passed near the second uncle's house, I vaguely heard the cry of that kind of woman, I felt strange in my heart, thinking that Yang Chunyan This woman is so lonely that she occasionally steals a man to eat, and she comes to my second uncle for two days in a row? And it's almost dawn and I'm still messing around, I drank so much hedgehog soup yesterday for as long as he did, could it be that my second uncle has been a single for 30 years for too long, so he will dry firewood and fight until dawn all night, and never die?
When I was a child, I was taken by my second uncle to bathe in the river, and I didn't think he had any talent.
So I went to the back of his house to take a look, but what I didn't expect was that the window was pasted shut, and I could only hear his voice, but I couldn't see him.
I walked home with a depressed face, and in the distance I saw Uncle Hagen standing in front of my house.
"Uncle Hagen, what are you?"
Uncle Hagen looked embarrassed and asked, "Big nephew, have you finished drinking yesterday's hedgehog soup?" ”
Seeing that Uncle Hagen was so spitting, I probably knew what it meant, so I said: "We don't have a refrigerator at home, the weather is hot, and things can't be stored for a long time, I'm afraid there will be no leftovers after drinking this morning, but uncle, can your body hold up?" ”
"Hold on, hold on." Uncle Haigen smiled awkwardly and whispered: "I work all day and night, not as energetic as you young guys, and I can't come twice a month, your sister-in-law complains, but yesterday I drank the soup you cooked, and your sister-in-law tasted the sweetness during the day, and pestered me all night at night, doesn't this come to you for help?" ”
"Uncle, you wait." I said as I went back to the house and brought out 20,000 soups.
Uncle Hagen took the hedgehog soup and drank it, and just as he was about to leave, I stopped him and went back to serve a bowl.
Uncle Hagen hurriedly waved his hand and said, "If you don't drink it, just these two bowls are enough for five, seven or eight times, if you drink it again, I'm afraid I'll have to die in bed." ”
"It's not for you, you help me give this bowl of soup to my second uncle, and by the way, pay attention to see if there is anyone in his house." I said.
"He's single, how can there be anyone in the family?" Uncle Hagen said, taking the bowl with a puzzled look and walking in the direction of my second uncle's house.
After a while, Uncle Haigen ran back excitedly and said excitedly: "I really let you kid say right, Ercheng that kid really has someone in his family, I saw that his face was a little bad, so I said that this is the kidney tonic soup you asked me to send, and he drank it without thinking about it." ”
"Then who do you see that woman?" I asked.
"Then where did I see it, I heard a woman's voice in his house, uh-huh, uh-huh, that's a big call!" Uncle Hagen said. "I guess it's an ugly and crazy mother-in-law in our village, otherwise who would take a fancy to Zhang Ercheng's lazy kid?"
Even Uncle Haigen didn't think that my second uncle could find a woman who was willing to follow him, and he definitely didn't think that Yang Chunyan would be lying on my second uncle's bed.
After breakfast, I hid behind a haystack at the head of the village, when few people in the village got up to work, the door of the second uncle's house creaked open, and it was none other than Yang Chunyan who came out.
After Yang Chunyan went out, he went straight back to his house, and after a while, my second uncle also came out of the door, and after he locked the door, he walked towards the back of the village, and I followed him for a while to see that he was going to the direction of the town and did not follow again.
In the evening, I lingered with Xiaobai all night, and after this time, the hedgehog soup was gone, and I needed to be tempered in the future, otherwise it would be wasted after a long time.
My mother's stomach has been much better than before after two days of hedgehog soup, and it looks like it is almost healed, and her appetite is greatly increased, so when I wake up in the morning, I have to catch fish on the edge of the reservoir, and I turn out the bamboo cage where my family used to fish, so that as long as I put some minced steamed buns or raw meat slices in the bamboo cage the night before, the next day the bamboo cage will be full of fish.
However, what made me strange was that on the morning of the third day, the morning of the fourth day, and the morning of the fifth day, I could hear the ecstasy cry from the second uncle's house every day.
Now I muttered in my heart, I'm a young guy who can only get to dawn with Xiaobai after drinking a big tonic soup, even then I can't bear it the next day, but my second uncle is seven times a night, is he really talented, or is he dying?
So on the morning of the fifth day, when I saw my second uncle coming out of the house again, I quietly followed him all the way to the town.