Chapter 269: Open Bar

Everyone instigated the medicine box to cure the disease, but no one wanted to be the first person to eat crabs, but the medicine box was angry!

He slammed the medicine box and scolded, "You fools! If you don't cherish the great opportunity, he really asks for me every day, and I won't treat you! ”

Ding Shen bared his teeth and smiled, learning from Fang Feilang's style, hugging his shoulders to watch the excitement.

Somehow, the female apprentice of the medicine box suddenly pointed at him and said with a smile, "Master, he raised his hand!" Just him! ”

Fog grass!

Ding Shenyi immediately jumped up, when did Lao Tzu raise his hand?

Are you so shameless?

This is also the public, I can't beat you with my hands, if I change it to a man, I would have already greeted you with fists and feet!

"You read it wrong! I'm tickling! ”

Ding Shen Yiyi blushed and glanced at her angrily.

Unexpectedly, the female apprentice actually came over with a hippie smile, pulled his arm, and said with a smile while dragging it, "Big brother, don't be embarrassed!" Your fate has come! ”

Doctor Ding Shen stared angrily, and the words of scolding his mother lingered on his lips, if he wasn't afraid of recruiting the director, he would have scolded her a long time ago.

Seeing that Ding Shenyi was dragged up from his seat by a woman, Fang Feilang not only did not help him speak, but persuaded him, "It's your opportunity, you have to cherish it!" ”

"Director!"

Doctor Ding Shen was so angry that he stomped his feet, and he couldn't guess what kind of medicine the director was selling in this gourd.

However, since the director spoke, he had to do it. With great reluctance, he walked up to the medicine box and said angrily, "I have been dizzy since I was a child, and I will never prick a needle!" ”

"You don't have to stick a needle."

The medicine box rubbed the gold needle and said, "You have nothing wrong with it, you can eat and sleep, what kind of needles do you need?" In the future, I will stay up less late, and I will live longer than me. ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed.

The tense atmosphere instantly relaxed, and many people rushed to the medicine box and asked him to diagnose themselves.

"Hello, the old man sees that your face is white and bloodless, it should be a symptom caused by liver and kidney deficiency, and you need to pay attention to avoid smoking, alcohol, spicy and greasy diet in the future. I'll make a prescription and eat it for three months. ”

"This little brother, the old man sees that your tongue coating is white and your teeth are serious, it is a disease of spleen deficiency, and you can only get better after taking tonic medicine for half a year."

"Your qi and blood are not good, you should go hand in hand, first eat and then medicine, there are three prescriptions, choose one to take, and you can be cured in half a year!"

“……”

Fang Feilang sat on the side and listened for a long time, and finally heard something.

This medicine box can cure people in three days, and if it can be cured in three months, it will be said that it will be cured in three months, and if it can be cured in half a month, it will be said that it will be cured in half a year. In short, it is a malicious exaggeration of the condition, which is obviously caused by staying up late, and when he says it, it seems that he will have to go to the emergency department immediately.

The treatment costs incurred invisibly are a very considerable income!

Such a person still says that he is a great doctor, wouldn't he be angry with Hua Tuo Bian Que!

Doctor Ding Shen has always been breathless, and after listening to what the medicine box said, he couldn't help but interrupt him, "One person and one treatment, it stands to reason that I shouldn't question your medical skills, but you are also too tricky!" It's obviously not a serious illness, but when you say that, it looks like you're about to die! ”

"Take him for example......"

Ding Shenyi pointed a finger, wore a suit and tie, and carried a backpack The young man said, "You said that his face is white and bloodless, and his liver and kidneys are deficient, I don't deny it, but he is weak because he stays up late all year round!" I only need to do acupuncture for him once, dredge the meridians, and let him sleep a few times, and he doesn't need to take medicine at all! ”

"And him!" Dr. Ding Shen pointed to the bald man who needed to be treated for half a year, and continued, "His tongue coating is white and his teeth are severe, which is indeed a disease of spleen deficiency. As long as you do acupuncture a few times, no matter how much you exercise, you won't be able to take tonic medicine for half a year! You're trying to make up for his nosebleeds! Look at what he's liked? Void is not remedied! Isn't that harmful! ”

"And this and this ......"

Dr. Ding Shen re-diagnosed and treated the patients who had been treated by the medicine box, causing everyone to look at each other, and they didn't know who to believe.

The female apprentice next to the medicine box stepped forward to accuse Dr. Ding Shen with glaring eyes, "A good doctor is not in his mouth, you have the ability, you have on-site acupuncture!" ”

"Come on! Let's compare! No one should be the fake trick that just talks about it! ”

Ding Shen has been treating Tianshu Acupuncture Sutra for so long, and he is very confident in his acupuncture skills. In addition, Fang Feilang was behind him, once he made a mistake, and someone would take care of him, he was naturally not afraid, so he would not be afraid to fight with the female apprentice of the medicine box.

"Want to compete with my master? OK! If you lose, climb all the way out of the station from this carriage and learn to bark as you crawl! The female apprentice glanced at Ding Shenyi, raised her eyebrows, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, with a confident expression.

Ding Shenyi laughed angrily at her shouting, and couldn't help but ask, "What if your master loses?" How do you climb out? He should be so old that he can't bear it, right? Besides, what if your master loses and cheats? ”

The people who watched the excitement on the side and didn't think it was a big deal followed suit, and then coaxed, "You two take some lottery heads and mortgage them on the spot, isn't it?" Don't want anyone to play tricks! All of us can testify! ”

"That's right! With so many witnesses, it's not so easy to run! ”

"The door has been welded shut, no one wants to leave if you win or lose!"

When everyone was talking, Feng Zhenzhen came out of the bathroom, she waited there for a long time, and saw that it was getting more and more lively, so she couldn't help but return to her seat.

First, she can see more clearly when she gets closer, and second, she wants to be this "notary".

Clearing her throat, Feng Zhenzhen smiled and said, "Everyone, I am the president of Kyoto China Resources Hall...... Secretary, this is the business card of our president. ”

While speaking, Feng Zhenzhen took out his 24k pure gold business card, flashed it in front of everyone, and said, "We are all travelers, there is no need to do such a serious thing, if you want me to say, forget about this competition!" If you lose, it will damage the reputation of Yao Lao! ”

Listen to this, is there still room for the medicine box to refuse?

If she didn't pull out that pure gold business card, no one would take her seriously. This golden business card is like a stepping stone, breaking up all the doubts of everyone.

The medicine box was red from his neck to his face, and the green tendons in his temples were swollen as thick as cow's hoof tendons, "Didn't he say that acupuncture once can restore the health of that young man who stayed up all night?" Good! Just let him do acupuncture! As long as he can do it, I'm willing to throw in the towel! ”

That's a clever way to say!

Let Dr. Ding Shen take acupuncture first, he can count his ability if he is cured, and if he can't be cured, he is a waste.

The medicine box doesn't shoot at all, no matter if he wins or loses, it doesn't affect him if he passes it out.

In his opinion, Chinese medicine pays attention to the treatment of diseases step by step, even if it is acupuncture, it does not say that the disease can be cured at once!

Unless the other party is a miracle doctor like Hua Tuo, it is obvious that the other party is not.

In this game, the opponent has almost no chance of winning, and he doesn't even have to make a move!

What can a little-known stinky boy do?

Thinking of this, the medicine box raised the corners of his mouth and said with a cruel smile, "I bet on the reputation of the Heavenly Doctor Sect, you, absolutely not!" If you win, I'll give you this heirloom golden needle! ”

The female apprentice on the side also said mockingly, "Boy, it's too late for you to regret it now, as long as you are willing to kneel down and apologize to my master, his old man may be disrespectful to you, and he will not blame you in the past!" ”

"Golden needles? Ancestral? ”

Doctor Ding Shen picked his nose, took out the silver needle bag he bought for dozens of yuan from his pocket, and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, revealing a cheap smile, "It's just right, I lack a pair of gold needles!" ”

After a pause, he added, "There is no evidence, we have to prove it!" ”

Of course, the medicine box was not afraid to make a note with him, but the female apprentice next to him was extremely alert, and immediately asked Ding Shenyi, "You won the golden needle, but what if you lost?" Optical dog barking is not enough! ”

In a word, it stumped Dr. Ding Shen. He can't put his bank card here, right? This is the most valuable bank card!

Just as he was in trouble, he suddenly heard Fang Feilang say lightly, "I'll bet this for him." ”

The female apprentice glanced at the silver needle bag, and the corners of her mouth raised a touch of disdain again, "You are so interesting, you want to exchange dozens of yuan for my master's gold needle?" Who are you stupid for? ”

"Shut up!" The medicine box stared at Fang Feilang's silver needle bag, his eyes widened in shock, the smile on his face froze suddenly, and his mouth opened into an O-shape, fixed there like a wooden man.

He has lived for decades, and it is the first time he has seen the "Miaozhi" magic needle! This thing has been lost for hundreds of years, how did it end up in his hands?

Who are these two young people?