Chapter 368: The Wind and Rain Comes
The duck has been cooked.
After cleaning repeatedly, Chen Lao nodded silently to Ding Xiaoyi, and slowly picked up the knife in his hand.
Without waiting for the duck to understand what was happening, Ding Xiaoyi's heart moved, and the duck suddenly felt weak all over his body, and he couldn't use any strength at all.
Immediately afterwards, he looked at the cook in front of him, slowly raised the kitchen knife in his hand, and a bad thought appeared in his mind: "It's not good, that little fat man lied to me!" ”
"Bang!"
Chen Lao's knife was very fast, and it didn't take long to clean up the big white duck, and as it expected, he gave him a full-body health massage with the prepared sauce.
Once you've made sure the sauce fills every inch of it, you'll turn on the oven you've prepared for it early and hang the duck inside.
"Hey, you turn Lao Cai's duck over, be careful that Lao Cai knows and fights with you!"
Tu Tu lifted his slender thighs and reminded Bai Chubby while looking at the scenery.
However, Bai Chubby had a stupid expression.
"What Lao Cai? I don't know, but on the way down the mountain, I met such a stupid duck, and by the way, it said it had a name, and it was called ...... Duck, don't believe you ask it. ”
Tu Tu took a look, the big white duck was disemboweled, what else did he ask? Obviously, there is no proof of death.
Besides, he knows the shameless virtue of being chubby.
He won't admit to this incident.
Since the duck is dead without proof, then ...... Tu Tu looked at the donkey who was grazing.
"This is the mount raised by the two brothers of Lingzukayama, don't tell me, this is also what you picked up!"
Hearing the words of the grazing on the side, tears came down, but didn't it, he sang and danced in the mountain of Lingzuka, and he had nothing to do but leave the old grave of the pretty widow at the foot of the mountain, and his life was so comfortable.
Just because of this white fat man, now he has lost even the guy who pleases the widow.
If it weren't for Meng Po accidentally discovering herself, she would probably not even have any bones left now.
It's really sad and tearful.
Bai Chubby had already prepared a statement about this: "Hey, you misunderstand me, this is sent by the two brothers of Lingzukayama, not by me, don't talk nonsense, besides, this guy will leave after today, I don't plan to eat it!" ”
After speaking, the white chubby eyes looked at Ah Donkey, and on his fat face, his eyes narrowed into a slit, obviously looking very kind, but in Ah Donkey's eyes, he was full of murder.
Hurriedly nodded yes.
At this time, Ding Xiaoyi suddenly remembered something.
After groping for a while from the mouth of the big head, he saw a withered fruit appear in his hand.
This is the fruit that was obtained in the Houston family treasury.
What the specific effect is, even [Mirror Mirror] has not explained clearly.
It's just that a strange fruit blooms in three hundred years and bears fruit in six hundred years, and a eunuch does not hesitate to look for it from all over the world, but in the end he can't find it.
Thinking of this, Ding Xiaoyi thought about it, walked up to Ah Donkey, patted Ah Donkey's head, and said seriously: "You, don't practice any evil sword techniques in the future, you have to take the right path more." ”
Ah Donkey looked at his two pairs of donkey hooves, and the urge to scold the street in his heart was gone: "I don't even have hands, you tell me, I want to practice swordsmanship?" Can you find a reliable statement?? What about your conscience?? ”
However, Ding Xiaoyi didn't care about Donkey's inner complaints.
Because from the white and chubby body, Ding Xiaoyi understood a truth.
Sometimes, since you have to decide to play tricks, the excuse is not so important.
The point is that as long as the other person accepts it, it's fine.
I saw him take out the dried fruit: "Give you a chance to start over, eat it!" ”
"What??" Looking at such an ugly fruit in his hand in front of him, Ah Donkey's first thought was to refuse.
But unfortunately, this is Ding Xiaoyi's territory.
When the fruit is sent to the mouth of the donkey, under the power of the title deed, the donkey cannot help but open his mouth and take the initiative to eat the fruit.
Although the fruit looks very dry and hard, when you really eat it in your mouth, it is unusually fragrant and glutinous.
Ding Xiaoyi stood aside, staring intently at the place where the donkey broke his leg.
I want to see if this fruit is really so amazing.
Not long after the donkey ate the fruit, I saw it.
Suddenly, a pair of ears suddenly stood up, and then I saw that the hair on the donkey's whole body stood up.
"......"
Two puffs of white smoke, puffed out of the nostrils.
Dada......
The four hooves kept trampling on the ground, and the whole body was indescribably hot.
"What did you give it to eat??"
The change in the appearance of the donkey naturally attracted the attention of others.
Bai Chubby couldn't help but lean forward and asked.
On the side, Liao Qiu and Tu Tu also looked at the restless donkey curiously.
Ding Xiaoyi simply told him about getting a fruit outside.
Ah Donkey's eyes lit up, and he instantly felt that Longsheng was full of hope, as if he could throw the widow's grave at the foot of the mountain again.
"The mirror didn't tell you that specific?"
Bai Chubby is not so optimistic: "Since he didn't say specifics, it means that he is also talking nonsense, don't eat this guy to death when the time comes!" ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard a familiar voice coldly: "Isn't it just right to die, just stewed to make donkey broth!" ”
Hearing this, everyone raised their heads.
I saw that the old man didn't know when he came, and he was squatting on the stone.
It's just that unlike usual, at this moment, the bad old man is wrapped in a thick cloak.
Except for a pair of eyes, not even the nose leaked out.
Bai Chubby and the others obviously knew what was going on, and they all lowered their heads silently when they saw this, hiding the smile on the corner of their mouths.
Ding Xiaoyi didn't know what was going on.
Seeing that the bad old man was safe and sound, his heart relaxed a lot, although this old guy was more pitiful, but he was still very good to himself.
"Are you alright?"
He asked with concern.
The bad old man patted his chest and said, "It's nothing, don't worry, my relationship with my mother is very iron!" ”
"That's right, the iron-striking mother, the iron-beating you!"
Tu Tu teased in the back, and as soon as the words fell, the crowd burst into laughter.
Everyone knows that on that day, in Niangniang's bedroom, the sound of clanging was always lively.
The bad old man's cheek couldn't hold back in an instant, and he glared at him viciously, "If you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that I lift your mask!" ”
But in the face of the threat of the bad old man, Tu Tu was not cowardly at all, but puffed up his chest and set off a turbulent picture: "Come on, you lift my mask, I lift your bed." ”
As soon as these words came out, the bad old man was instantly intimidated.
Ding Xiaoyi stood aside, and couldn't help but guess in his heart who Tu Di's identity was, and what the background of the bad old man was.
And the mother...... I don't know if I'm still looking for myself.
In my guess, I saw that the donkey suddenly let out a miserable scream, and his body fell to the ground with a pop, and his whole body trembled in pain.
He was startled and thought, "It's not going to really be eaten to death, is it?" ”
Don't say it's him, even Bai Chubby is nervous, after all, he has reached an agreement with the two brothers of Lingzuka Mountain about Ah Donkey.
If you really die, although the impact is not great, you can't get over it on your face.
Fortunately, although the pain was unbearable, the donkey did not have any symptoms that continued to deteriorate.
Seeing this, Tu Tu finally spoke: "It seems that it is a little indigestion, I have a medicine here that can help it, but you owe me a favor!" ”
Tu Tu's words were said to Bai Chubby, and when Bai Chubby saw this, after thinking about it for a while, he nodded, and he admitted it.
Then he took the pill and said to Ding Xiaoyi: "Xiaoyi, you owe me a favor this time!" ”
After speaking, he threw the pill forward, and suddenly the pill turned into a green wind in mid-air, and drilled into the mouth and nose of the donkey.
After a while, the symptoms of the donkey's convulsions eased.
He fell to the ground weakly, looking like he was badly injured.
But at this time, Ding Xiaoyi saw the donkey's abdomen at a glance, and the broken leg really grew out.
Although it is a few sizes smaller than before, it is better than nothing.
He stepped forward and squatted in front of Ah Donkey: "Remember, you owe me a great favor, and you will have to pay it back in the future!" ”
Ah Donkey rolled his eyes, he no longer had the strength to argue about anything, he was bound to be strong, so he could only nod and acquiesce.
Kung Fu of speaking.
Suddenly, a red light flashed in the distant sky.
This was followed by an earth-shattering thunderous thunder.
"Boom~~~"
The thunder light broke through the already dim gloomy sky, and under the powerful vibration, the entire Yellow Spring shook with it.
"Hey, it's on!"
The bad old man's eyes lit up, and he looked at Huang Quan in front of him, and there was still a sense of expectation in those eyes.
It's not just him, but so is Lian Tu Tu and Bai Chubby.
If you are confused, I am afraid that there are only two people, Ding Xiaoyi and Liao Qiu.
Although both of them knew that something was going to happen on this day, but what would really happen, the two of them didn't know, even if the relationship between Liao Qiu and Tu Tu was very ambiguous, but once asked about it, Tu Tu would never answer him positively.
At the moment, the two of them couldn't help but look at Huang Quan in front of them.
At this time, the bad old man suddenly spoke, his eyes staring at him: "Xiao Yi, it's good to lend you something!" ”
At this time, the bad old man wanted to borrow something from himself, obviously it would not be an ordinary thing, and his heart suddenly became vigilant: "Is there a loan or a repayment?" ”
Although he has a good relationship with this old guy, and the other party has indeed helped him a lot, he has not forgotten when this old guy cheated himself.
"There is a loan and there is a return, borrow today, pay it back today!"
The bad old man's tone was flat, but his words already gave people a tone that they could not refuse.
After receiving the guarantee, Ding Xiaoyi nodded: "Yes, what to borrow?" ”
Seeing that he agreed, the bad old man's eyes suddenly felt a lot more relieved, opened his hand, and said word by word: "The fishing rod that your grandfather left you!" ”