Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Three Stooges

"The thief and donkey of the gods, dare to beg your grandfather, see if I don't peel your skin and eat meat"

In the cracks of the stones, the old beggar in tattered clothes scolded and cursed, his thin arms supporting the rocks on both sides, and he struggled to pull out his stuck head, and greeted the old donkey's family cordially.

"Po"

With a snort, I saw the old beggar stuck in the crack in the stone, kicking his legs violently, and then he sat on the ground with his butt on his back, and planted it backwards.

"Brother Donkey, who is this?"

Looking at the skinny old beggar in front of him, Jiang Xiaoqi raised his eyebrows, with a little curiosity in his eyes, and then wrapped his arms around him, poked the grinning old donkey on the side, and asked.

"This is an old liar, more than me, and everyone says that there is a bloody disaster. ”

A hoof kicked on the old beggar's body, the old donkey's mouth was almost to the root of his ears, and after hearing Jiang Xiaoqi's inquiry on the side, he turned his head and explained to him like this.

"Grandma's legged, you donkey thief ......"

"Hey, this young man is so handsome, but the old man sees that your Yin Tang is black, and I'm afraid that there will be a bloody disaster soon. ”

"In this way, if you mean it a little, the old man will help you break this blood-light disaster, what do you think?"

was kicked on the thigh by the old donkey's hooves, and the old beggar's tears of pain were about to fall, so he hurriedly covered his thighs, staggered up from the ground, rolled up his sleeves and was about to find it to fight.

However, as soon as the old beggar stood up, the thief's eyes stared at Jiang Xiaoqi on the side, looking back and forth on him, and in an instant, he showed the appearance of a magic stick, stroked a few beards, smiled, and said like this to Jiang Xiaoqi in front of him.

Looking at the old beggar who was missing half of his front teeth, Jiang Xiaoqi's expression was stunned at first, and then, seeing a few black lines passing through his head, he glared at the old beggar and couldn't help muttering in his heart.

This old liar is really like what the old donkey said, seeing everyone say that there is a bloody disaster, the posture of reaching out to ask for money is just the same as the first time he saw the old donkey, they are the owners of the white wolf with empty gloves, no wonder they fight as soon as they meet.

If the two gods are mixed together, they will definitely make a mistake.

"Brother Donkey, what have you stolen from other people? ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, and then, seeing Jiang Xiaoqi leaning sideways and grabbing the old donkey's big ears, he deliberately lowered his voice and muttered softly like a thief.

"The thief and donkey stole the old man's agate jade beads and jade spirit crystals, and hung them on his own hooves shamelessly. ”

The old beggar's hearing was surprisingly acute, even if Jiang Xiaoqi deliberately lowered his voice, he still caught it, and even howled loudly with a mouthful of yellow teeth.

If they hadn't been stopped by Jiang Xiaoqi, at this moment, they would definitely be fighting together again.

"It's such a vague fluctuation. ”

Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoqi's right hand on the old beggar's chest trembled slightly, and it bounced up violently like an electric shock, and immediately, Jiang Xiaoqi's heart rose with a touch of vigilance, and he immediately turned his head and stared at the old beggar on the side, muttering to himself.

Just now, when his palm had just touched the old beggar's chest, Jiang Xiaoqi noticed an extremely strange power fluctuation, which disappeared in a flash, very vague and unpredictable.

"Huh"

Looking at Jiang Xiaoqi's right hand that bounced back like an electric shock, the old beggar gritted at the former with half of his front teeth missing, and smiled at the former, the expression on his face was a little innocent, as if he didn't do it.

Such an appearance couldn't help but make Jiang Xiaoqi's brows furrow slightly, and he groaned a little in his heart.

"I said this beggar brother, this is the ruins of the Kaiyang Holy Land, what treasures do you want, why do you have to worry about these two jujubes?"

On the side, I saw the old donkey striding over, looking down at the old beggar in tattered clothes, opening his mouth with a big grin, Hala's tongue from time to time threw out a mouthful of spittle, and raised the donkey's hooves with a bracelet shyly, dangling back and forth in front of the old beggar's eyes, and shouted very badly.

"Fuck your mother's ass, that thing was obtained by the old man with a lot of effort. ”

"It's not yours, of course you don't care. ”

"No, you thief donkey must have been thinking about the old man's treasure early on, so he stole it while the old man was not paying attention. ”

Listening to the old donkey's words of standing and talking without back pain, the old beggar was angry, this black donkey really had no discipline than him, and it was just a matter of taking away his treasure in the open, but now, but here he pretended to be a tattered thing, it didn't look down on the posture at all, and the angry old beggar gritted his back molars.

"Brother Donkey, this is your mistake, how can you rob this beggar brother's things?"

smashed his mouth, and saw Jiang Xiaoqi smile slightly, nodded, and roughly understood.

Then, seeing him slowly come to the old donkey's side, while chattering with it, he quietly stretched out his hand under the old donkey's hooves, and quickly smoothed down the two strings of crystal jade and put them in his hand to play.

Seeing Jiang Xiaoqi in white walking towards him, the old beggar's face was suddenly filled with a happy smile, and he walked up quickly to meet him, and he was about to reach out to pick it up.

"Brother beggar, although my donkey brother's character is not good, he still has some eyesight, you two things are fakes, and they don't have any effect. ”

"And there's something unclean on it. ”

"That's it, brother, I'll suffer a little loss, help you keep it, and when you get to the ruins, I'll help you smooth two good things to ensure that you don't suffer. ”

Seeing the old beggar with a smile on his face, Jiang Xiaoqi deftly dodged him on one side, and then showed a thoughtful look, staring at the two strings of objects in his hand.

Not long after, I saw Jiang Xiaoqi shaking his head with regret, pursing his lips, and regretting the old beggar on the side.

And the old donkey on the side was quietly taken away by Jiang Xiaoqi Two treasures, and if he wanted to bare his teeth, he was about to go up to him to fight.

But then, it heard Jiang Xiaoqi's words with a little regret, and looked at his sincere expression, and couldn't help but curse in his heart that it was really cheap.

However, looking at the gradually stiffened smile on the old beggar's face, the old donkey couldn't help grinning, although it also felt that Jiang Xiaoqi was doing something wrong, but it was still very happy to see the old beggar eating deflated.

Jiang Xiaoqi was full of nonsense, and under the stiff gaze of the old beggar, his face was not red and his heart was not beating, he put the two bracelets into his arms, and shook his head and sighed with regret, and did not forget to pat the old beggar on the shoulder afterwards, his face was full of regret.

"Damn, these two really deserve to be together. ”

Jiang Xiaoqi was almost filmed, the old beggar didn't come back to his senses for a long time, the shrewd eyes became a little wooden at this moment, and the stunned pestle stayed in place, watching them go away, until the two disappeared in a broken ruin, the old beggar gradually woke up, grinning loudly and scolding.

Then, he followed Jiang Xiaoqi in the direction where he went away.

"Boy, I haven't seen you for a while, but your ability to talk nonsense has grown a lot. ”

In the ruined ruins, the old donkey walked with a bloated body, his ears swaying in the wind, his big mouth never closed, and the huge donkey's face was full of a cheap smile.

Then, seeing it turn its head and rush to Jiang Xiaoqi beside him, he bared his teeth and spoke, and said with a thief's eyes in his eyes.

Hearing this, Jiang Xiaoqi just smiled at the corner of his mouth, and he didn't take a stubble.

Then, his eyes fell on the scattered crowd in the ruins, and a touch of surprise flashed across his face, he didn't expect that this Kaiyang ruin, which was surrounded by dead air and sealed for thousands of years, would one day become as noisy as a vegetable market.

"Boy, tell me honestly, did you get the original rune of Kaiyang?"

Seeing that Jiang Xiaoqi didn't answer, the old donkey continued to ask, intending to get to the bottom of it and verify whether its guess was true.

"Brother Donkey, have you been here before?"

Without answering the old donkey's question, Jiang Xiaoqi was still strolling in the ruins, and in the collapsed ruins in front of him, a black thing rolled over, dry, although the appearance had been somewhat deformed, but Jiang Xiaoqi still recognized it at a glance, this thing was very similar to the old donkey's, even if he turned his head, raised his eyebrows, and asked it with a strange face.

"Damn, how did this thing get out?"

On the side, the old donkey also noticed the black thing under his feet, and a trace of embarrassment immediately flashed on the swarthy old face, and the embarrassment was capitalized.

It remembered that it had buried it, but why did it roll out now.

Immediately, the old donkey trotted forward, raised his hoof, and dug a hole in the ruins, and made a gesture to bury the black mass in it.

"You thief donkey is so unqualified, how can you defecate anywhere?"

At this moment, I suddenly heard a loud cry from behind the old donkey, and then, I saw that in a pile of ruins not far away, the old beggar was pointing at the embarrassed old donkey and scolding loudly, running over in three steps and two steps, pointing at the old donkey's nose and scolding.

The old donkey who was caught wanted to open his mouth to refute, but when it came to his mouth, he swallowed it raw, although this black thing was not just born, but after all, it was also its thing.

Therefore, being reprimanded by the old beggar pointing at his nose, the old donkey rarely did not return the mouth, but looked ashamed, and accelerated the movements of his subordinates, wanting to bury the black thing in it.

"This little brother, the old man sees that you have wonderful bones and talents, and he has a heart of love for talent, and he really can't bear to see you suffer from the disaster of blood. ”

"Therefore, the old man intends to walk with you, and if necessary, he can help you to relieve the calamity. ”

Looking at the embarrassment of the old donkey on the side, the old beggar's heart suddenly blossomed, and finally he breathed a bad breath.

Then, he set his eyes on Jiang Xiaoqi who was smiling in front of him, a sigh appeared on his sallow old face, and then, he spoke seriously, raised his hand and patted Jiang Xiaoqi's shoulder, and said to him like this.

I thought that this old beggar was here to ask for the two strings of jade beads, but in his heart, Jiang Xiaoqi had already thought of his words, but he didn't expect that this old beggar actually gave him this hand, which made him feel like he had punched the cotton, could it be that this old beggar noticed something?

"This beggar brother, my talent is really mediocre, if there is really a disaster of blood and light, it is also fate, so I won't bother your old man in vain. ”

The stunned look on his face disappeared in a flash, and then, Jiang Xiaoqi regained his smiling face, and a look of shame welled up on his handsome cheeks, and he refused so vaguely.

"Since you call me big brother, then I will recognize you as a little brother, my brother is in trouble, how can I not help my brother. ”

"Let's go, let's go, let the three of us brothers see what is so good about this Kaiyang Ruins. ”

didn't give Jiang Xiaoqi a chance to refute at all, and saw the old beggar striding over, and his muddy arm went straight around Jiang Xiaoqi's neck.

Then, he stretched out his big dirty hand and grabbed the old donkey's bare tail, seeing that the posture was about to march towards the ruins in the depths.