Chapter 38 The Hermit Donkey Life is Bitter
"What am I afraid of?" The little seed chewed the strip of cloth and moved, and the strip of cloth on its eyes had been torn out of half of it, revealing a donkey's eye. Lin Dang snorted coldly: "Where did the freak come from, he became a person for a while and a donkey for a while, is it going to become a maggot for a while!" ”
"Insults, slanders, frames, lawlessness, you, you, you!"
Xiao Qiang chewed the cloth belt, as if he wanted to swallow the cloth belt as a forest. Lin Dang patted its neck disappreciatively: "Okay, let's give the two children a smile first, scare the two children, I'll eat roast donkey meat tonight!" ”
"Dangdang, you say that it doesn't understand!"
The little wolf child looked like an adult, he tried to calm himself and cheer himself up: "The little wolf is not afraid, the little wolf is afraid, and he should be even more afraid!" ”
Whew, don't be afraid!
The little wolf cheered himself up all the way to the "little strong seed", and although the child was very afraid, he stood up straight and had no expression on his face. If it weren't for the flickering eyelashes hiding around, Lin Dang would have almost been deceived by the child.
"Little wolf, do you want to come up and have a look, the scenery here is good." Lin Dang flickered the little wolf, and said to the little strong seed in his heart; "Be honest with me, and don't act rashly."
The little fierce seed twisted his buttocks, twisted his neck and then squatted down very awkwardly, and then in the little wolf's stunned eyes again, he raised his head and sneezed loudly: "Poof! ”
"Poofhaha!"
Lin Dang's jaw dropped when she was stupid by the stupid donkey of "Little Seed", and she wouldn't believe it if the original owner killed her.
The hermit donkey is bitter in his heart, but the hermit donkey can't say, "Hmph, laugh again, laugh again and eat him." ”
It was not his wish to turn into a stupid donkey, but Lin Dang's ridicule of it had long been expected. However, he had to let Lin Dang know that he had now come out of her body, and that he was now a sad hermit donkey.
"How do you see that?"
The hermit donkey was very confused, it was arranged to grind flour and flour without a head and no brains not long after it came out, and Lin Dang gave it a "donkey power" as soon as he came, and it was quickly defeated after killing it, and he originally wanted to hide it.
Lin Dang sneered: "Hehe, who is a normal donkey like you?" ”
The hermit donkey angrily wanted to hit the dog on the head: "Speak well! ”
"Then you have to be able to understand people, little donkey."
Lin Dang's stomach was not fired: "Since you came out, does it mean that I can also go back, and tell me how I can go back to my hometown?" ”
Hara Hermit Donkey Lord: "...."My heart is very bitter, my heart is so troubled, how can I meet such an unreasonable person!
"Don't pretend!" Lin Dang wanted to speak again, but he snapped his eyes, but found that the little wolf was looking at her and the donkey with worry. Lin Dang couldn't help but look at the donkey, and then at himself. Only then did I realize that this was a bit excessive.
The donkey's head hangs on the ground, the hair on the neck is covered by her, and she is opposite to the donkey, although she has always had no good impression of this hermit donkey, but in the eyes of outsiders, they are not envious of others.
Holy!
Lin Dang shivered fiercely, picked up the little wolf with his left hand and put it on the donkey's back, and picked up Xiao Linlin who was in a daze with the same movement with his right hand.
"Dangdang, you, you..."
Xiao Lin Lin was obviously frightened, you didn't say a word for a long time.
"What am I, little girl, let's ride a donkey together"
Lin Dang knew that these two little ones were frightened, and said to the hermit donkey in his heart: "Don't care about the hermit or not, get rid of those powdery noodles, and take us for a day trip to Yuanpu Temple first." ”
"Oh woo.... Oooh"
The hermit donkey let out a long howl, and when he found that he was all barking at the donkey, all his anger turned into sadness. It.... It... What is it bad to become, continue to follow Lin Dang, how did it become a hermit donkey, wow wow wow wow....
Oooooooo
Kneeling!
Lin Dang's legs clamped the donkey's back, and he scolded in his heart: "Be honest, otherwise beware of becoming donkey meat burned." ”
Donkey meat is burned, what does that taste like?
The hermit donkey was still thinking in his heart for a while, and when he turned the corner, he had already taken two small and a female overlord around the Woniu Mountain behind the Yuanpu Temple.
"It's hard to live a donkey, it's really hard to be a donkey!
Oooooo
You can't howl too hard, or you'll be burned with donkey meat in a while."
It is said that poetry comes from life, and the original hermit donkey lord finally found the true meaning of life in the donkey life on the first day, and it took a long time to realize that his voice was a little wrong.
"Oh, huh?"
"Hahaha, Dangdang, no wonder you say it's a stupid donkey, now it seems that it's really stupid, you can't even bark at a donkey, and you can learn to bark a tiger."
Lin Dang couldn't help laughing, it's really a pity that this donkey is called Little Strong, "Little Strong, why don't you change your name to Little Stronghead?" ”
The hermit donkey was bitter, but the hermit donkey couldn't say, "Oh, oh, oh." "Disagree, disagree!
Well, you can't call it out!
"Since you're out, can you do something for me?"
Lin Dang thought about it, there was no need for miracles or anything, she was idle, so why not let Xiao Qiang take her down the mountain, and get a Lin Guo girl to ride a donkey just to find the blessing fruit, hehe!
Stories don't have to be thought, ready-made folk tales, heard from childhood to adulthood. Lin Dang first told the story to the two children and a donkey.
"Dangdang, this Zhang Guolao is really annoying, what's wrong with the two good children, I have to eat them!"
There are four versions of Zhang Guolao riding a donkey in Lin Dang's mind, but only one is most in line with the current people's yearning for immortal enlightenment. So Lin Dang first told the two of them the ins and outs. Life is hard, so let them see these hardships in life as soon as possible.
However, I never thought that I hadn't been sharpened to the point of being two young, and I was sharpened first.
First, the little wolf objected: "Dangdang, that Zhang Guolao is really a fool, and he actually drinks other people's bath water!" ”
Xiao Linlin poked her head and flashed her big eyes: "Dangdang, you said that if the little ginseng is a god, then how can he run!?" ”
Well, what a 100,000 whys for curious babies! What did she just say? "Once upon a time, there was an old monk Zhang Guo, who followed the master to do morning classes every day, and the master asked them to carry water for their third brother and brother, but he finished picking water early, and the water would be gone the next day. Then the master punished him and said that he was dishonest.."
From here, Little Wolf and Little Linlin began to ask questions non-stop: "Since when?" Why is the little monk called Zhang Guolao and not Zhang Guoxiao? It's annoying to be so repeated. ”
Lin Dang: "...."Hehe, I still want to know.