Chapter 78: The Phaseless Jade Pendant
The monk pulled the trigger, and there was a muffled sound, but the bullet did not fire.
The red-haired Zhou Xin, who was standing opposite, was unscathed and looked at him with a wicked smile.
The monk was very puzzled, raised his gun, and glanced at the black muzzle.
"Bang" -
A deafening gunshot rang out, and the monk's face was black, and the exploding bullets left a black hole in his face, and black blood flowed out.
This broken gun is jammed when it should be fired, and it is messy when it shouldn't be fired!
This bullet is not an ordinary mortal bullet, but it has been soaked in the eroded pulp, and a certain Venerable in the Immortal Realm has been specially opened for light, and the lethality is extremely great.
Up to the gods, down to the ghosts, and the mortals in the middle, a bullet goes down, and it is either dead or injured.
The monk didn't expect that this killer bullet actually hit his face, but fortunately, this face was not his own, and it didn't hurt his vitality.
He peeled back his face, and it was empty, just a skin!
Immediately afterwards, he took off the outer skin of his entire body, revealing his own body, which was a huge black mouse like a little pig, dragging a long tail with ring-shaped marks on it.
The empty skin bag was thrown aside by him, except for a phaseless jade pendant on his clothes, which he pulled down and stuffed into his buttocks, no wonder it was yellow and yellow, like a piece of Hetian ancient jade.
However, he was covered in nothing but black hairs, and where he had a pocket to put a jade pendant, he could only put it in that place.
Zhou Xin almost threw up, but fortunately he didn't touch his jade pendant just now, otherwise he wouldn't be able to wash off this psychological shadow with a strong decontamination powder.
Chu Ling, who was squatting in the grass and peeping, was also sick to his stomach, he obviously didn't skim a lot, but just now he smelled a foul smell inexplicably, and it was estimated that the jade pendant of the rat spirit was emitted.
"How could he stuff such a valuable thing in such a filthy place at will? Could it be that he stole it?"
"If you are hit by M9 and show your original form, then don't blame you, everyone here today, don't even think about leaving!"
"If you don't leave, will you please eat and sleep? A mouse has become a sperm, and he dares to speak out without shame, I don't know that in front of the gods, no matter what you are doing to demons and monsters, are they all insignificant mustard seeds?"
Seeing his original form, it was not a human, but a goblin, Zhou Xin was not angry, a monster is such a thing, if he doesn't do bad things, it goes against his nature.
What's more, he is an immortal, so there is no need to be angry with such a lowly rat spirit.
Wait, rat spirit? Sun Monkey seemed to meet a rat spirit on the way to learn the scriptures, but he didn't think about it, but he didn't expect that the background was very big, it was the goddaughter of Li Jing, the king of Tota, or the godsister of the third prince of Nezha, this guy wouldn't have any relatives, right?
"Rat spirit, I ask you ......" Zhou Xin was just about to speak.
"Phew, when you open your eyes, you dare to say that labor and management are rat spirits, and are you blind to stinky red-haired thieves?"
It's so like a mouse, not a rat spirit, is it the same as Zhu Bajie, who mistakenly voted for a rat fetus? I haven't heard of a colleague from Heavenly Court being beaten into the six realms of reincarnation recently?
"You're not a rat spirit, so what species are you?"
"Ye has such beautiful hair, can't you see it? Ye is a Dutch pig who has cultivated into a real body!!"
"What Henan pig? It turned out to be a pig spirit from Henan, no wonder the accent sounded ......."
"Red-haired thief, are you deaf? Ye is a Dutch pig, a Dutch pig! Not a pig, a dog!" he almost jumped up in anger, and his little paw buckled up a layer on the ground.
Zhou Xin touched his half-bald head and said with a puzzled expression: "Lao Li, isn't he talking about Henan pigs? Why haven't you been down to earth for a few years and can't understand the words of the netherworld." ”
He said that the Dutch pig, also known as the guinea pig, was a mortal pet. Li Ping said with a smile.
"Guinea pigs, guinea pigs, don't you say they're rats?
His words were so angry that the rat spirit was so angry that he almost fainted and fell to the ground.
Although he looks like a mouse, he is not a modern guinea pig, but a long-extinct beast more than three million years ago, the ancestor of the guinea pig ancestor.
At that time, the guinea pig was as big as a buffalo, eating meat for a living, and the bite force was comparable to that of a mouse.
Later, the aura gradually thinned out, the large beasts could not survive, and the guinea pig evolved smaller and smaller, and finally it was almost the same size as the mouse, and the large guinea pig had long been extinct.
But this guinea pig, a cultivator who has lived for three million years, how can he be called a rat by someone who was born as a beast?
In his body, there is wild blood flowing, and in the depths of his soul, there is the unwilling roar of a beast that spans millions of years!
"Ye is not a guinea pig, let alone a pet, you two bad old men, you are angry with me!" the rat spirit roared.
Li Ping's eyebrows widened slightly, and he said lightly: "Guinea pig has another name, which is more suitable for you, guinea pig!"
The rat spirit was stunned for a moment, and then a fierce gaze appeared in his eyes, and said, "Since you have discovered it, I can't keep you!"
Tianzhu is the end point of learning scriptures in the West, and it is also the place where the spiritual mountain is located and the residence of ten thousand Buddhas.
As soon as these two words were mentioned, the reaction of the rat spirit made Li Ping more convinced.
There is no jade pendant, only the West has it, and it is the incarnation of the Buddha.
The Buddha has no appearance, and all living beings are the appearance! The jade without appearance is also the Buddha jade!
It seems that this rat spirit is inextricably linked to the Western Heaven World.
"Bold! You stole the Buddha's jade pendant, and you still dare to be here and rude to the gods of the heavenly court with me, do you want to kill yourself?"
The rat spirit was startled at first, and then said calmly: "Fart! This jade pendant was given to me by the Buddha, and I dare to slander me for stealing it!
"Which Buddha would give you such a pickled rat essence jade pendant?"
"Keep your mouth clean, shit! Lord is the Divine Nygasi of Tianzhu's rat, you people who don't have long eyes, you still think you are a goblin, get out of the ball!" said the rat spirit angrily.
With a strong Dutch accent, it is hard to believe that his name is St. Nicus, which is more like a dog.
In the end, it is a lowly rat, a simple agitation method, let him give it all up, and he doesn't need to go to the top ten tortures in the heavenly court at all, let alone test the truth and ask the heavenly instrument.
Only then did Zhou Xin understand that the reason why Li Ping was slow to do it was because he wanted to track the backstage of the rat spirit, and he secretly admired in his heart, in the end, these literate people can play, and they were stunned for a while, bull break!
Suddenly, the rat spirit realized that he had lived for millions of years in vain, and he was actually deceived by a bad old man!
His black hair stood on end in anger, and a low strange roar came out of his throat, it was an angry roar!
"Bullying the master's brain is slow, see if I don't kill you!