Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Sacred Posture

In the real world, there is a city in Europa called Brussels.

Brussels has a famous and extraordinary attraction ~ the statue of the peeing cherub!

Legend has it that this little angel saved the city by extinguishing the fuse of dynamite with a brave urine, and became a hero, which was carved into a statue to remember.

Today's steel capital kingdom royal capital, the entrance of the library.

There is also a statue of a cherub with a similar posture~ Oh, no, it's the archangel statue that is taking shape!

He was wearing a helmet, he couldn't see clearly, his head was slightly bowed, his body was slightly yawning, his hands were on his waist, his legs were slightly bent, and the indescribable place protruded, and he looked like the little angel!

It is......

It's so embarrassing, okay!

Xiao Yu looked at the statue with a dark face: "Fortunately, they didn't see my indescribable, my pants are still intact." No, wouldn't that be ......"

"No, this kind of thing goes against the image and mood of the protector of my Great Steel Capital Kingdom...... It must be rectified! ”

Xiao Yu was squatting on the toilet and silently remembering.

Next to the statue, a bearded petty official was looking at the statue proudly.

This is because he visited the survivors everywhere during this time, as well as the officers and soldiers who had already climbed the city wall at that time, after many comparisons and various researches.

Only then did it be speculated that the great protector of the kingdom had saved the library from the flames in what way.

No, it should be the royal capital who saved the entire kingdom!

That downpour must have been the fire-fighting rain of the library, all from the magic of the protector of the Great Kingdom!

Whether others believe it or not, the official must have believed it, and he was already planning to repair the statue, and he would carve the words on the statue platform after polishing them.

Although during this period, there were also those who had the audacity to secretly ask, my lord, is the posture of this statue a little strange?

Naturally, this official harshly pointed out the other party's vulgarity and shallowness.

This was a gesture that the protector of the kingdom really made at the beginning, and it did attract heavy rain to extinguish the flames.

And so it is!

This means that this posture must be some kind of sacred ritual full of mystical power!

"Those turtles!" The petty official cocked his beard and snorted coldly, "Where can I understand the sacred posture from the Lord of the Kingdom Protector? ”

"Huh?"

Not long after, when the eight-character bearded official was still intoxicated with his fantasy world, he rode into the dust.

A knight came to a stop in front of the official with a blank face and threw out a scroll with a snap.

"Shhh...... It's the king's command! The official immediately trembled when he saw the scroll cover.

Afraid that he had done something wrong, he quickly opened the scroll, and when he looked at it, his eyes couldn't help but froze.

"How so?"

"Your Excellency......" The official's mustache had just hung down, and suddenly it was upturned again.

He patted his head:

"Oops! Sure enough, I was negligent! ”

"This posture is a sacred ritual for the protectors of the kingdom, a gesture not to be blasphemed!"

"How can I show him to the turtles who don't understand?"

"Change, it should be changed!"

Xiao Yu didn't know that there were also brain-opening guys in the Gangdu Kingdom who had become his admirers.

After solving the internal emergency, he first went to the nearest post station and asked them to inform Anrique, the king of the steel capital, and asked him to rectify the statue immediately.

After that, Xiao Yu drove an electric tricycle and went back to his hometown all the way.

Back at home, when Xiao Yu took a bath, he frowned slightly and felt a trace of hot pain.

"Hurt in the chest." Xiao Yu touched the red marks on his chest.

"Fortunately, this time we upgraded our own defense system and added domestic protective plates."

"Otherwise, you won't have to suffer a big loss?" Xiao Yu thought about it but shook his head: "It's not right, if I wasn't confident in my defense, how could I run to take the lead!" ”

After summing up the gains and losses, Xiao Yu first processed the order, then ran out to mail the statues one by one, and went to the receiving point along the way, bringing back the online shopping goods that had been mailed in the past few days.

After Xiao Yu counted it, he felt that the salute cannon was actually quite useful, and the reason why Eagle City was not powerful was because of the quantity.

Thinking about the shocking picture of the salvo of 10,000 cannons, Xiao Yu turned on the computer, found the fireworks factory that he ordered last time, and pre-ordered a large number of fireworks directly from the manufacturer.

The receptionist of the manufacturer is also often involved in the planning of events in the city.

Thinking that Xiao Yu was purchased by an event planning company, she enthusiastically recommended the recent industry of their factory, a miniature version of a long-barreled cannon imitating the 19th century Europa style.

This long-barreled cannon has three wheels, which is easy to move and has a special fixture to fix it anywhere.

After fixing, with special fireworks shells, it can be used as a fort for firing fireworks shells, making a spectacular scene of ten thousand cannons, which is very suitable for those who want to engage in propaganda activities.

Xiao Yu watched the test video sent by the other party, and as soon as his heart moved, he ordered ten long-barreled cannons and a hundred matching fireworks.

The fireworks bombs that Xiao Yu bought were the best and most expensive.

It is said that it can shoot out nearly 200 meters into the air, so that a wide range of guests can see the gorgeous flowers that explode.

The temperature of this kind of fireworks bomb at the time of explosion reaches more than 1,000 degrees, and it is also this temperature that can melt aluminum and other metals to produce different colors.

Xiao Yu estimated that if he released this kind of firecracker bomb in Lilliputia, then each shot would be a first-level witchcraft explosion fireball.

The fireball may not be as explosive as the fireball, but the range and explosion range are ...... Not to mention first-level witchcraft, even second-level fire-based witchcraft can't be compared!

The fireworks sputtered by the fireworks are said to cover up to 100 meters away!

After Xiao Yu ordered, because they were all in stock, they immediately arranged for shipment.

Xiao Yu was about to go out to corrupt again when he was stunned to realize ...... I have no money again!

"It's okay, debt-free and light!" Xiao Yu muttered to himself: "And when they receive the goods and the follow-up funds are in place, I will have money again!" ”

"Before that...... Let's eat instant noodles and ham sausage with little griffins! ”

…………

Xiao Yu was arming himself.

The royal capital of the Kingdom of Filan.

The atmosphere is very depressing.

As soon as the patriotic enthusiasm was raised, the citizens of the royal capital were attacked head-on, and many of them hugged at home and wept bitterly.

There are also bold people who besiege the embassy of the Gangdu Kingdom, shouting that they want to pull out all the people of the Gangdu Kingdom in the embassy and hang them!

There are also many soldiers who have made an oath in the square to die and not surrender!

Accompanied by all kinds of noises outside the palace, the remnants of the defeated army released by Xiao Yu entered the palace and were received by His Majesty the King.

In the main hall, the king and his ministers first inquired about the specific situation of the Battle of the Eagles, and then they fell silent.

These remnants of the defeated army brought a message of the giants.

He wants rare goods and recognition of his status as a strong man.

These things, at present, if they can ensure the safety of the royal capital, it is not unacceptable.

The ministers looked at the king.

This is a rare generation of heroes in the Feilan Kingdom in a hundred years!

"Summoning the envoy of the Steelland Kingdom." The king was silent for a long time and finally spoke:

"I want to meet with the protector of the kingdom."