Chapter 40: Han Fatzi

I lit a cigarette and said, "I told you, and now you've seen it with your own eyes." With your relationship with cultural relics, you will definitely not release the contents of the coffin during the day and dare to release it at night, but the night is exactly the time that is favorable to them, and they can only be destroyed during the day. Originally, I was looking for you to dig him out and destroy him in the daytime in private, but now it's useless to say more, and what happens next is not something I can control, if you have the ability, you can persuade your superiors. ”

It's not my fault that things are like this, and it's not Tang Youshan's fault, my words are just my normal complaints as an ordinary person, if he can listen to me, it is estimated that the zombies have been destroyed now.

He was a little embarrassed, "You told a normal person about this thing, and no one believed it, did you?" Besides, the zombie is not under the control of our bureau now, and now it has been handed over to the cultural department, and the experts above them have much more identity than the poor people in our small place. Originally, I was also discouraged, I knew that I wouldn't let them dig underneath, but now I dug up a disaster, and I was rewarded for this disaster, and I could be promoted to captain in two days, and now it seems that I was promoted by doing bad things, which really makes me not know what to say. ”

The zombie came out and declined, but he actually got promoted one after another, what kind of truth is this? But it's no wonder that no one knew that the coffin was a zombie, and he reported to his superiors that he had dug up more cultural relics, and the promotion was certain, and it was all because of me.

"His original luck was not bad, but after being haunted by the declining ghost, now he is relieved, and his luck has come back all of a sudden, and he has been promoted one after another. At his age in the police force, it is unlikely that he will be promoted, and it seems that you are his nobleman. Brother Li said mysteriously on the side.

It's hard for me to say this kind of thing, but Tang Youshan has a sense of justice, and he doesn't feel that his promotion is a good thing, but he is annoyed that he let people dig up zombies. And his situation is like I could see a ghost at the beginning, it's hard to say, even if the thing in the coffin is a zombie, he doesn't dare to say it clearly, as a police officer, he was dismissed directly if he said it, and the sin of superstition is not small!

I didn't know how to say it, and I was a little disheartened when I saw his appearance, so I handed him a cigarette, "I can't blame you, no one will believe this thing." Your place is too strict, and I can't get in, and it's basically impossible to destroy zombies, so I just hope that there won't be too many people harmed. ”

After saying that, I regretted it, because Tang Youshan showed a happy expression, and grabbed my hand at once when he took the cigarette, and it was two hands that held my hand at the same time, and the injured hand was healed all of a sudden, and said excitedly: "I have a way to let you in!" Now that the zombies are in the high pedestal of our county museum, I have a way to let you in! ”

I:?

Did I just say the wrong thing? Why do I say, "I can't get in either"? Now that I am caught by Tang Youshan, I can't bear to see his happy appearance...... Thinking quickly, he muttered, "Don sir......"

"It doesn't matter if the others don't understand, you saved the whole county tonight, we thank you!" This guy didn't wait for me to speak and said loudly, the huge western restaurant was originally a quiet occasion, so loud that it was his voice inside, and many people who were eating looked directly over, it was looking at the eyes of fools.

Indeed, "save the county tonight"? What does this phrase mean? Tai'an County is very peaceful, and outsiders must think that it is not normal for us to be injured and disabled.

Originally, I thought about refusing, but now he has made me so responsible, and the justice in my heart makes me not know how to refuse it. And in Tang Youshan's eyes, I didn't refuse to acquiesce, and in the end I had nothing to do, so I had to sigh helplessly, hoping that the magic ruler in my arms could help me eliminate the zombies, otherwise I would definitely not be able to get out of the museum tonight, alas, face, why can't I lose it, why can't I abandon the people in the same county? It's sun!

"Haha, you kid is really a person with a sense of justice. It's okay, what are you afraid of, if we die, we are ghost brothers, I'll take you to my sister! Brother Li laughed so the side that I almost took out the magic ruler and beat him to a scream.

Next, Tang Youshan went to make a call, and in less than ten minutes, a black car was parked outside the door, and the white bandage hanging from his neck was thrown directly, and he walked out with me.

"Brother Tang!"

The black car is really a small car, very small, it belongs to the short and concise kind, it is two-thirds the size of an ordinary car, the window rolled down, and a face almost the size of the car window came out and almost startled me, and I was full of anger and called Tang Youshan.

"Let's talk about getting in the car." Tang Youshan said and directly opened the door of the back seat for me, and pushed me in.

It was an ordinary thing to sit three people in a car, but the person sitting in front of me was too big, I sat in the back and looked forward to see that the place where he was sitting had passed the middle line, and the big ass looked very meaty, and I estimated that he could sit to death with a butt. The car seemed to be very crowded, but it did not affect the smooth driving.

Tang Youshan introduced, "This is my old friend's son, you see that he is so fat, you can call him fat, he is about the same age as you, and he especially likes things like gods and ghosts." Now, this is what I told you about the magic stick, no, the master...... You can just call him Brother Chen in the future. ”

I couldn't help muttering, "Why does your old friend's son call you brother?" ”

“......”

My words made Tang Youshan pause, the fat man in front of us threw a pack of cigarettes, lit one by himself, and said with a big grin: "My dad can be his uncle, he just wants to be a senior, and his mother still wants to be a generation higher than me." ”

"Ahem~ Hurry up and drive your car!" Tang Youshan coughed dryly.

It turned out that the fat man's name was Han Qianqiu, a very handsome guy's name, but unfortunately he was a big fat man, but his personality was very straightforward, and he asked me directly if I was afraid, and asked me if I could see ghosts. I said yes, there was a little gangster in his co-pilot-Brother Li, who knew that he nodded convincingly, but he didn't have any fear, drove with one hand and took out a bottle of water and put it on the co-pilot's seat, and said bluntly: "Tell him not to be polite, I have everything to drink and eat." ”

“......”

Are you sure this isn't a neurosis? I was speechless for a while, Tang Youshan looked at me suspiciously, he shrugged his shoulders, and behaved helplessly like me.

Han Fatzi makes me feel strange, but he is a person that Tang Youshan can trust, so I don't have much to think about. In fact, his face looks white and clean, his hair is a turkey head, his clothes are decent, he can't see how tall he is, and if he loses weight, he will probably be a handsome guy. He is from the catering department of our county museum, no wonder he is fat, Tang Youshan is confident that I can enter the museum because of the fat man's working environment.

We're going to the museum now, and the coffin with the zombies is in a pedestal. The pedestal is a very high staircase, which stands out from the crowd in the museum area, and puts zombies on it with visible attention.

"This fat man is not simple, he looks good." Brother Li said in the co-pilot.

I don't understand, this thing used to be a gangster, and he was used to fighting and killing, but although I know that there are ghosts in the world, I don't believe that the breath of people can be reflected, such as the kind of person who knows kung fu at first glance. Speaking of fat people who can fight, except for Mr. Hong, who is a kung fu panda.

Brother Li didn't say anything more when he saw that I didn't believe it, and sat quietly in the co-pilot's seat.

"I was in the third grade of elementary school and skipped class in the morning to peek in the women's bathroom, and I saw a person whose hair had grown so long that it stretched into the pit, and when she turned her head to look at me, her face was covered with dirty feces, and I was scared to run. And guess what's next? ...... In the afternoon, a woman covered in filthy feces was fished out, the same woman I saw, but they said she died last night...... Since then, I have believed that there really are ghosts in this world. ”

I...... Cao! I want to vomit when I hear him say it, what kind of horror story is this, it's a completely disgusting story. But this fat man is really a talent, and in the third grade of primary school, he has the psychology of skipping class to peek at girls going to the toilet, which is really good. Think about the fact that there was such a person in our elementary school, but he was flattened by the boss of the girl, and he was beaten all the way home to call his mother, and then those who laughed at him said to let him go home to see his mother......

"Sure enough, people are invincible, talents!" Brother Li sighed on the side.

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We arrived at the museum very quickly, and it was now past six o'clock in the evening, which was the time for the museum to have dinner. Because Tang Youshan is a policeman, there are his colleagues who are guarding inside, so he is not suitable to go in, so the fat man can only smuggle me in.

The fat man scared me when he got out of the car, this guy is one meter eight tall, the whole person looks very majestic, it looks bigger than his car, I am secretly shocked that this must be two hundred and fifty pounds! Although he is fat, his demeanor is very free and easy, which makes me have to believe that what Brother Li said is true.

Following such a tall person, I am like a little bird, if I am hugged by this guy, it must be the best interpretation of the bird. In the end, I am also 1.75 meters, and now I hate why God didn't give me a height of 2 meters. If you go to fight with a fat man, you don't have to be afraid at all, you can get rid of the big meat shield of Titan.

"Take it!"

Han Fatzi took out a black bulging plastic bag from the trunk of the car and threw it to me, I was shocked, I had to take such a big bag with one hand, but when I touched the bag, I found that it was very light, and it was full of light things such as cotton, and I turned around with my arm and hugged the bag. This kind of chic action can only be made by a one-armed prawn like me, which makes people feel unpretentious, and even the fat man can't help but give a thumbs up, "A little ability." ”

"No need for compliments!" I lifted my head, it was my little pride.

Then he took me into the museum, he was very popular, and the people around him took the initiative to greet him, but I still saw that those people were a little afraid of him. No one asked about me, a new face, probably because the fat man was too much of a threat to them, and they didn't dare to ask more.

When I got to a no-man's land, I couldn't help but ask, "Did you beat up all the people in here, and they all looked scared of you?" ”

"Hmm." The fat man nodded.

I:......