Chapter 822: Goose Goose Goose [Second Update]
As soon as it was reminded, all the geese present let out angry screams and made an attacking gesture, and as soon as the goose king gave the order, they would immediately rush up and bite the three human women to death with their flat beaks.
"Don't move!" The goose king shouted: "Ang~ There must be some misunderstanding in this!" ”
"What misunderstanding can there be, it's that they roasted the juniors, and they baked them so mushy, it's a shameful waste at all!" The juvenile goose let out a righteous and indignant cry.
Another goose rushed over, came to the goose king and shouted: "Ang ~ King, we found the internal organs of the junior there, and even threw away the delicious foie gras, this is simply an insult to our goose clan, the goose can be killed, not humiliated!" Please also ask the king to give the order and kill them! ”
“……”
The three girls glanced at each other, and felt that this group of geese who had awakened their wisdom was simply a group of teasers.
The goose really has no expression at all, and the words are not easy to describe, we can only describe the mental activities of the goose king.
The goose king really doesn't want to provoke right and wrong, because their goose clan is too weak, those zombies have surrounded them many times, and they have eaten a lot of geese, if it weren't for their small size and strong fecundity, they would have been wiped out by zombies a long time ago.
These three human women dared to appear here, and there were no zombies attacking them, probably the zombies in the village have been wiped out by them, such a strong human being, how dare it provoke, but in front of so many subordinates, if you don't ask them for an explanation, it won't do it, the goose king.
Just when she was embarrassed, Wang Ya suddenly bent down at them, smiled apologetically: "I'm really sorry, we didn't know they were your geese, please bear with me if you offend, what I want to say is that your meat is really delicious, especially foie gras, which is simply a rare delicacy in the world, a hundred times stronger than those imported from abroad." ”
The geese were stunned at first, and then they all folded their wings one by one, switched the attack mode to tsundere mode, and held their heads high, looking so majestic and majestic.
"Ang~" The goose king screamed, and said that there were finally steps, it waved its wings, and Ang Ang smiled: "Don't blame those who don't know, and it is natural for people to eat geese, we live to satisfy the appetite of human tongues, since you apologize, this matter will be stopped." ”
"Thank you, King Goose." Wang Ya clenched her fists.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." The goose king also followed Wang Ya's example and hugged him in front of him with his wings.
Wang Ya's praise just now bought the hearts of all the geese at once, is it original, you can eat them, but you can't waste them, and you can't say that they are unpalatable, this is the bottom line, this is the principle!
Song Hana and Yun Feiwu were speechless, I don't know what the hell Wang Ya is doing, although these geese are weird, they have no combat power at all, and it is easy to kill them all, but Wang Ya treats each other politely like this, which really makes them a little confused.
Wang Ya then smiled and said, "Even if we don't know each other, won't His Majesty the Goose King invite us to sit in your tribe?" ”
"Ah~ it should be, it should be." This is also the idea of the Goose King, even if these three are ordinary women, they are also masters and masters, and it is too effective to fight zombies than them, this friend has to be made.
Besides, these three women don't look ordinary at all, so they should make friends.
So there was a very strange scene in the forest path, there were hundreds of geese in front of the road with high spirits, Wang Ya, Yun Feiwu and Song Hana walked in the middle, and there were hundreds of geese behind them, they lined up neatly, mighty, comparable to a well-trained regular army.
Yun Feiwu approached Wang Ya and asked in a low voice, "What the hell are you doing?" Don't forget that we're still looking for Baiwen. ”
Song Hana, who had sharp ears, also came over and asked with a gossipy face, "Who is Bai Wen?" ”
The second daughter ignored her, and Yun Feiwu pushed her head away.
Wang Ya said in a low voice: "These geese are very strange, they should be considered half-zombies like me, I have to go and see them, and I can't delay much time, and I can't miss anything." ”
"Okay, even if we find a few thousand younger brothers!" Yun Feiwu said helplessly.
Song Hana thought it was funny, and also dismissed the plan to go back to the watch safe zone tomorrow morning, these two women were quirky and funny, and there must have been a lot of jokes to watch with them.
It's like now, if you didn't come here with them, would you see such an interesting scene? Even if she says it, no one will necessarily believe it.
They soon crossed a mountain ridge, and in front of them there was a small lake, and a flock of geese were swimming in the water, and there were many geese standing guard with their heads held high, but their wings could not be built, and their tribe did not even have a fence wall.
There was no way, Wang Ya and the others could only find a stone and sit down, looking at the goose king in front of them, looking forward to how these geese would treat them.
Song Hana is still thinking, these geese won't take some goose feed for them to eat, right? Or bran mixed with cabbage bangzi?
Fortunately, these geese caught a few big fish from the lake, and the big fish that were thrown on the stones were still tumbling and jumping, shouting with their round mouths: "Water ~ I want water ......"
The third girl lost her appetite in an instant.
Wang Ya looked at the lake and her eyes flickered, the fish here have evolved into half-zombies, it seems that this strange thing is in this lake, and you will have to find out about it later.
"What kind of water is water, food must have the consciousness of being food, haven't we discussed it with our goose clan and your fish clan, you must contribute at least 30,000 fish every year, don't struggle." The Goose King shouted haughtily.
The big fish also resigned itself to its fate, and lay there without moving, only silent tears flowed silently, looking miserable and anxious.
Song Hana stared at the fish with a pair of big surprised eyes and asked, "What did you grow up eating?" Are there any parasites on your body? Can it be eaten raw? ”
The fish's eyes widened in horror, just eat it, she even wants to eat it raw?
The Goose King said with a smile: "Don't worry, beauties, in your human words, these fish are all natural, without any pollution, and the ecological environment here is also very good, there are no parasites......"
Song Hana's eyes lit up directly, she pulled out a dagger from her waist, slice a piece of sashimi directly on the fish, put it in her mouth and chewed it carefully, it was really tender and fat, very delicious.
Then the King of the Goose laughed and said, "And these fish grow up eating our dung......"
"Poof~" Song Hana sprayed directly.
The little goose next to the goose king smiled and said: "I know that you humans love to be clean, our geese are not dirty, and we will not eat our own feces, so when we eat, we all pull out the intestines and wash them before eating. ”
Song Hana was directly stunned, what does it mean, is it laughing at me for not being as good as a goose?
(End of chapter)