So?

"Thai? Malay? Or is it a Hokkien dialect? ”

Lin Dang felt that her brain was going to explode, she not only crossed but also crossed to a place where "birds sing and flowers are fragrant"? Lin Dang felt that according to the concept of three-dimensional, four-dimensional, and five-dimensional chaotic dimensions, he was probably dragged into a neighboring country next door to our Great China by the octopus that took revenge on humans? After all, although this mother-in-law is so ugly that people are angry, she has the temperament of the Great Chinese grandmothers who see people and insert needles.

"Lin Dang.... You, what are you talking about? ”

The mother-in-law reached out and touched Lin Dang's head, wanting to see if Lin Dang was burnt and confused, why did this mouth look like singing?

Not to mention, this kind of singing is quite good!

"Get out!"

Lin Dang slapped the outstretched hand of his mother-in-law fiercely, and yelled irritably, "Get out of the way, let me be alone!" ”

said and grinned his white teeth gloomily, and laughed wildly: "Don't ask me who Jingjing is, I don't even know who I am!" ”

When the mother-in-law heard it, she still didn't understand the long list in front of her. But then I called my mother again. She was at ease, but she couldn't do anything in the end. After thinking about it, I had to hurriedly sway the water, drag the long watermark, rub my red eyes and go to the backyard to report to the old lady, and bluntly said that her granddaughter was stunned!

"You deserve to be choked to death by an octopus, and you deserve your own mother to die for you! You're stupid, stupid! ”

Lin Dang's heart suddenly burst out with such a long list of vicious and ruthless words.

Oh, that's funny. She didn't understand a word of what the mother with the temperament of Mama Rong said just now, but she didn't miss a word of these words that scolded her.

Lin Dang nodded: That's right, isn't she stupid, what means can't she do in order to fight back against the headshot female anchor? I had to promise her to shoot her head, but the result was that she was blown up by the eight claws!

She let out a long sigh, which aroused a lot of sadness: Alas, I don't know if I have my own body over there, and I am disgraceful until I die! Think about what the headlines would say?

#美食博主林当爆头反被爆#?

"Shocked! Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? Please see the millions of followers blogger die in the mouth of the eight claws...."

Or: "This dead girl, she didn't leave much money when she died!" ”

Yes!

Lin Dang refused to think about the misery of the white-haired man sent the black-haired man to the old man Lin, but her heart was so sour that she couldn't breathe! Lin Dang raised his head, and read the poisonous chicken soup in his mouth: Raise your head, tears will not flow.

hehe

He sneered and silently wiped away the tears on his cheeks.

Lin Dang: "Who are you?" ”

Lin Dang finally mustered up the courage to believe that none of this was a dream.

But I don't know if I'm bound by the system or if I need to go through calamity to cultivate immortals, or...

"Neither!"

The voice in his heart coldly broke Lin Dang's ethereal illusion: "I am you, you are me, we have me, I have you!" ”

Without waiting for Lin Dang to speak, his voice continued to be gloomy: "Originally, I thought you were not bad and a good material, but you let that fat woman out, so I don't like you anymore!" ”

Lin Dang was a little worried: "What's wrong?" Don't let me kill people and set fires! ”

She simply broke the jar and broke it, casually laying her tired body on the clothes stone and lazily reminding: "Killing people is to pay for your life!" ”

Seeing that the voice was not for a long time, Lin Dang added another fire: "Besides, I don't know if this body is mine, so I have to be responsible for others!" ”

Really, no one is more sad than Lin Dang, and she doesn't know what her situation is after being in a hurry for so long. When reading for Mao, people's eyes opened and sighed: Oh mom, I've crossed over!

Or: it's not my body,

But what about her? I still don't know if this is a soul wear, a human wear, or a .....

Eh, why did I think that crossing was the pinnacle of life after watching a movie celebrating more than one year before? I really watched others dress coolly, and I entered the crematorium.

What to do?

How to go back?

When reason returned, Lin Dang, who understood the current situation, began to worry about himself.

"Can you tell me how I can get back?"

Lin Dang tried to communicate with this voice in her heart, and she could only communicate with this voice, and she discussed: "Or, to put it another way, how can we let you come back?" ”

Lin Dang had a fantasy, maybe this voice was the owner of this body.

"Hehe, stupid human!"

The man made a voice as pleasant as a baby, but the words he said could infuriate a person!

"Aren't you human?"

Lin Beware's heart sank, and secretly cursed this anti-human cowardice!

"I'm naturally not human, I'm a surprise from your father Qian Chuanzi!" The voice in my heart continued.

Qian Chuanzi is the nickname of Lin Dang's father Lin Fugui, Lin Dang only felt vulgar in the past, but now he feels very kind when he listens to it. At this moment, she thought a lot, but she didn't think about anything...

Her brain is a mess of porridge, and her heart is a mess, and what she says is her current situation. But there are still people who come over and make a mess without eyes.

"Look at the old lady, I've been there for half an hour, I don't speak or move, the slave is really helpless to take the girl!"

At this time, the clothes on the fat woman who moved the rescuers over were messy, and the whole person looked weak in the autumn breeze, and there was no longer a hand on the waist to push people into the water.

"Chirp!"

Rubbing her round nose, the fat woman looked at the old lady hopefully: I hope that the old lady in charge can be kind and let her go back to change her clothes.

"Lin Dang, why are you sitting here, grandma's heart!"

The old lady didn't pay attention to the fat woman of "Ah Qiu", and stretched out her hand to Lin Dang with a trembling chrysanthemum-patterned face, and her face showed a unique smile of a kind old man.

Although Lin Dang didn't know what she was talking about, she still had the ability to observe words and looks. This old lady smiled kindly, didn't she look like a bad person?

"Daddy's Xiaolindang, the bad guys have words written on their faces!"

Lin Dang was about to take a few steps when the words of Daddy Qian Chuanzi came out of his heart. Lin Dang thought about it and decided to stay put.

In fact, she can only stand still, after all, no one knows or understands what to say, and she is also very helpless.

"Lin Dang?"

It was strange that the old lady's hand reached out but no one responded. Although this girl didn't like to talk before, she always listened.

"Good boy, come here!"

The old lady is worthy of being the only kind-hearted person in this village, and she has always treated her granddaughter who is disgusted by the family, even better than the eldest girl, the second girl, and the fourth girl.

The mother-in-law watched coldly, only thinking that this seed was really stupid enough. After all, the only person she can count on in this family is the old lady, and she can only rely on the old lady. But this strong seed still doesn't know how to greet the old lady well, does it still want to count on her useless mother?

"Lin Dang? Three girls? ”

The old lady's wrist was a little sore, she looked at Lin Dang in surprise, and wondered: "What's wrong with this child?" Even the grandmother ignored it? ”

Lin Dang didn't speak, but used practical actions to let the old lady know that she really ignored it. I saw her turn around, and she turned her back to the old lady, leaning sideways and looking at the sky sadly, but she was silently chanting in her heart: "People who are not human, come out!" ”