"So, if we eat all the time, won't we always be blessed with luck?"

The effect of Wufu pig is so magical, no wonder the bad old man patted his chest and packed the ticket, saying that this pig's meat is the only one in heaven and earth.

"Think beautifully, the Wufu pig itself is ......" The bad old man was halfway through his words, and suddenly remembered that he couldn't tell the origin of this pig.

Otherwise, if you really wait for that lady to come to the door, you will be unlucky.

So he said directly: "Anyway, you have eaten once, and the next time you eat it, you need to wait a year!" ”

One year!

Ding Xiaoyi rolled his eyes, although this pig is very big, how can it eat it by himself for a year? ?

Just looking at the posture of the white fat and the bad old man who came to rub rice, let alone a year, I am afraid that in less than a month, this pork will be gnawed clean.

"Young master, these two pork legs are just hung up to make ham, and the ribs in the back can be used for bacon."

Chen Lao understood Ding Xiaoyi's thoughts, bacon and ham are the older the year, the better it tastes.

If he doesn't simply pursue his appetite, cutting a slice of bacon a year is estimated to be enough for him to eat for a long time.

"That's a good idea!"

The bad old man slapped his forehead and gave a thumbs up to Old Chen's thoughts.

Whether it's bacon or ham, in short, when you eat it, you must be indispensable.

A group of people ate elbows, drank old man's three-whip wine, and brought 20,000 rice poured with soup, and the feeling of instant life satisfaction made the three of them take the cat and lick their tongues straight away.

"It's a pity that the big head is not here!"

Ding Xiaoyi often sighed in his heart, and he didn't know where the big head idiot was now, and why he hadn't come back yet!

When he thought of the big head, he felt depressed.

On the one hand, there is worry, and on the other hand, anxiety.

It seems that unconsciously, the big head has become a relative that he cares about.

I don't know if the big head who didn't bring supplies would be hungry at this time.

After all, this guy usually eats so much, and it's been a few days, I'm afraid he will be hungry.

But why hasn't it come back? “

After a few days of not seeing the big head, Ding Xiaoyi was heartbroken about it.

Ding Xiaoyi misses the big head and is worried that this guy will not be well fed and clothed.

As everyone knows, at this moment, it is in Huangquan.

The big head is riding the kiss boat, speeding all the way.

I saw ahead, in the midst of the stormy waves.

As the waves covering the sky rose from the yellow spring, I saw a strange fish with a black body jumping out of the waves.

The head of the fish is a snake, and there are actually six lizard-like claws.

The most striking thing is that every piece of scale armor on its body reflects a cold cold light, shining and black.

It seems to be an indestructible piece of armor.

His eyes were fluorescent, as if he had locked on to the figure of some enemy, and his body crashed into the Yellow Spring with the waves.

"Boom!" After a loud bang.

Suddenly, on the turbid water, an undercurrent that was invisible to the naked eye was stirred.

Some of the Huangquan creatures that were affected by the strange fish were even more unlucky, and their bodies were crushed and shattered in an instant.

I saw some large and small minced meat slowly emerging from the water.

At this moment, the big man who followed behind was overjoyed.

(^~^): "Eat! ”

Prostrate on the canoe, poking out his tentacles, he began to salvage the minced meat.

Pick up a piece and stuff it in your mouth.

I don't know what monster or where these minced meat come from, but the big head only knows that these minced meat taste good, and the more I eat it, the stronger I feel.

Unconsciously, the already thick and powerful tentacles actually began to give birth to layers of delicate scale armor.

The body is two laps bigger than before.

At this moment, I saw a humanoid creature floating on the water, its body had been shattered, and the lower half of its body had completely disappeared.

Although it is humanoid, it is not human, and there is almost no face on the face.

There are only a pair of eyeballs the size of sesame seeds.

Not even ears.

Sure enough, the creatures under the Yellow Spring are all coming at will, and they can't see each other anyway.

On top of that, on the chest of this humanoid creature, there is also a golden bead.

When you see delicious food delivered to your door, is there any reason not to eat it?

Two tentacles reached over, grabbed the corpse, and swallowed it directly.

After swallowing this mouthful, the big head's face suddenly changed.

I just felt a wave of overturning in my stomach, and it felt like a blazing fire was burning from my abdomen.

It didn't take long for the big head to fall on the stone tablet of the Kiss Boat and begin to convulse.

I don't know how long it took.

The big head suddenly felt that the pain in his body was beginning to subside.

But it seems that something is drilling into his forehead, and the more he drills, the harder he goes.

"Titicaca~~"

After a strange sound in my ears, I only heard "Bang! It was like a big stuffy bean that had tormented itself for a long time suddenly collapsed.

At that moment, Big Head suddenly felt that the whole world had become lighter.

Soon, though, the big head felt that things weren't as simple as he thought.

Stretch out your tentacles and grope for your forehead.

The big head suddenly found that a bead had grown on the top of his brain.

The beads also flicker and fluoresce from time to time.

(=?? Д?? =): Mani??

Anyone who grows such a play on his forehead is afraid that he will not be calm.

Big Head is obviously no exception.

The tentacles were placed on the forehead, and the beads tried to pull them out, but the beads seemed to be firmly embedded in them.

tossed all the time, it didn't work at all, and I was tired enough.

Just when the big head was about to go crazy, he saw the golden orb on his forehead, and suddenly shot a fluorescent light towards the water.

There was an unknown corpse floating on the water, but it was beaten up.

Suddenly, a smell of barbecue permeated from the corpse.

Smelling the aroma of barbecue, the big head was stunned, fished out the corpse, and touched his forehead again.

Suddenly, the fluorescent flicker, instantly turning the half-cooked barbecue in front of you into a fully cooked one.

Smelling the aroma of the barbecue in front of him, the big head licked his mouth uncontrollably, and stuffed the barbecue into his mouth in one bite.

The taste of cooked meat exceeded his expectations, and it suddenly made the big head feel refreshed.

Happy like a child with only a head left.

I forgot how I wanted to buckle the bead off.

The afterglow scanned the pieces of meat floating around them.

The big head's eyes couldn't help but narrow into a line.

?? 乛 v 乛?? :Hey.

The big head is happy here.

As everyone knows, his own masters are worried about him.

The crowd at the other end was full of food and drink, and the bad old man seemed to see that Ding Xiaoyi was looking in the direction of Huangquan from time to time, as if he was thinking about the big head.

So the bad old man took advantage of the situation and kicked the white fat: "The meat is eaten, the wine is drunk, and the fruit is gone!" ”

Speaking of fruits, Bai Chubby remembered the fruits he had stolen.

patted his belly: "Yes, yes, the main drama is coming!" ”

As he spoke, he saw that he was white and fat, and as soon as his big sleeves were rolled up, there were suddenly four more vermilion fruits on the table.

I saw that the fruit was fat and round, and the vermilion peel shimmered with ice blue in the faint light.

The fruit that can be remembered in the heart of the bad old man must be extraordinary.

"It's called Bliss!"

Bai Chubby looked at the four fruits in front of him, with a look of raised eyebrows, as if he had suppressed the momentum of this Wufu pig at once.

"Bliss??"

Although Ding Xiaoyi's culture is not good, these four words still survived.

"Hehe, it's almost, but this bliss is a good place that everyone can't ask for!"

Bai Chubby said and threw a fruit to Old Man Chen: "This fruit has the best effect on a soul like you, except for the bliss of the afterlife!" ”

Otherwise, people are white and fat, and they are wealthy, and looking at the drooling appearance of the bad old man on the side, they know that this fruit is extraordinary.

Good guy, come four in one go, and set aside one for Chen Lao.

No matter how you look at it, it's better than a bad old man.

Ding Xiaoyi was embarrassed to call people white and fat, so he thought about simply changing his name to Bai Caishen.

At this time, the bad old man picked up a fruit and introduced it to Ding Xiaoyi.

"This is a good thing, ordinary people can't afford it, say that you kid is lucky, this time you really bumped into it!"

"How?"

Seeing the old man's eyes of envy, jealousy and hatred, Ding Xiaoyi picked up the fruit and asked what happened.

"As the saying goes, all sentient beings have no suffering, but they receive all kinds of happiness, hence the name Bliss!"

After speaking, he glanced at the word [Fu] on Ding Xiaoyi's palm and continued.

"This fruit, after eating, within a stick of incense time, people will fall asleep, and reach the land of dream bliss, maybe you only have a stick of incense in it, or even a blink of an eye, but as long as you catch something, the things inside belong to you!"

Bai Chubby added on the side: "Yes, even if you catch a handful of grass, it may be fairy grass!" ”

Bai Chubby said that he was foaming at the mouth, and he had rarely been so happy.

In fact, if he hadn't heard that Niangniang's Wufu pig had been stolen, he would really not dare to pay attention to this fruit.

After all, the mother is easy to talk to, and if she knows, the most she can do is to reprimand a few words, and the punishment will be over.

But if the lord on the mountain knows, he will also be unlucky.

After all, the number of this fruit is numbered.

There are only three in Yijiazi, and he stole four of them in one fell swoop.

It is a felony to be made known.

However, after eating the Wufu pig, although he did not receive the blessing of blessings like Ding Xiaoyi, he could be regarded as invisibly canceling his cause and effect.

In addition, this place is Ding Xiaoyi's private land, and the underworld is so big, but this is a place outside the law.

This is the fundamental reason why the white fat and the bad old man, the two of them dare to do this.

Ding Xiaoyi listened to what the two said so magically.

I can't help but feel excited.

"This fruit is so magical, as long as you can catch everything in your dreams?"

"Just try it and you'll find out!"

The bad old man couldn't wait to pick up a fruit, and after taking a sip, the juice overflowed, and a sweet and sour fruity aroma permeated the air.

After three or two mouthfuls, I saw the bad old man kick his feet, and his body fell on the sofa and began to sleep.