Chapter 160 I thought it was good to be a human being, but how did I know that there are so many troubles in being a human being!

"You can't do this to me, the people down the mountain won't let you go!" This was already the only excuse that Xiao Qiang could think of to deter Lin Dang in a hurry.

"How is that possible?" Lin Dang looked at Xiao Qiang with a mentally retarded expression.

Lin Dang: "When the time comes, I say that you have become an immortal and ascended to the land of bliss, do you say those people believe it?" ”

Xiao Qiang: "...."!! At this moment, Xiao Qiangqiang simply ruined his intestines. How did he fall into the hands of this vicious woman? I couldn't think about it at the beginning, and found Lin Dang and Lin Fugui, a father and daughter!

Sometimes Xiao Qiang really doesn't understand this complex relationship between human beings, look at Lin Fugui's ability to let himself lose his freedom and be imprisoned in that broken system for the sake of a daughter.

That's right, Xiao Qiang also thinks it's a broken system. It's not a joke, and it's not a word of anger. It's really that the system is as broken as it is, and there have been a lot of bugs since the birth of the system, otherwise how can Xiao Qiang exploit loopholes from it! Despite this, Xiao Qiang still dislikes this system very much. Look, how long has it taken for this broken system to come up with a messy girl to pit it?

"There's something to discuss." Xiao Qiang realized that Lin Dang was not talking nonsense, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart.

"There's nothing to discuss," Lin Dang asked him directly, "How did you get to this donkey in the first place?" Lin Dang still remembers that inadvertently, Xiao Qiang became this donkey!

Xiao Qiang was stunned, but he didn't expect Lin Dang to ask such a simple answer. Although he asked a donkey, Xiao Qiang had a gut feeling that Lin Dang was tired here.

Xiao Qiang: "What do you want to do, I don't want to go back, and I can't go back!" "If I go back, I guess I won't be able to control Lin Dang anymore, so it's better not to go back.

Lin Dang: "I didn't let you go back, I just wanted to know what impact you had on me when you came out so rashly!" "It's not a good thing to think that this stupid donkey has been a fool for several years.

"There's no harm," Xiao Qiang was a little weak-hearted: "Actually, there are benefits, you see that you are not stupid or stupid now, isn't it good?" ”

Lin Dang: "That's good, but what if you come back?" ”

Xiao Qiang screamed and resolutely denied: "How is it possible, unless you become a fool again and your physical function is too weak, it is impossible for me to go back." ”

I originally thought it was good to be a person, but I don't know how many troubles there are in being a person, but now I think about it, it's better to be a donkey admired by thousands of people! It's just that the donkey's lifespan is a bit short, and it has to think of some other way. But what's the best way to do it? There are so many broken system bugs.

Lin Dang is a warm-hearted person, and immediately gave Xiao Qiang a strong advice: "I see that you are living a good life now, I guess you don't want to die early?" So? As long as you behave well, I'll have someone find you a donkey? How about making people immortal? ”

After Lin Dang finished speaking, he stared at Xiao Qiang? Don't let go of every expression on the face of the little donkey. I saw that Xiao Qiang was still overjoyed at first, and then he became irritable.

Lin Dang didn't bother with it? Just fold your arms and watch a good show. It didn't take long for the stupid donkey to have an idea? began to spit bitterness to Lin Dang: "This donkey is not easy to find?" Unless it's an organic fate. ”

Lin Beware of a move in his heart, and immediately thought of someone. However, it is said that the person has now been taken to his own village by the fourth prince, and there is a special person to take care of it, and it is probably a troublesome thing if you want to enter. But things are finally coming to an eyebrow? Lin Dang's heart was not so impatient. also had the heart to give Xiao Qiang an idea: "This is also easy to do?" I'll ask someone to help you find out if there are any seven aunts, eight aunts, or siblings or anything like that. ”

Xiao Qiangqiang's big donkey eyes were so wide, and a "whoosh" sound showed that it was in a good mood at this moment, and it asked Lin Dang: "Are you really willing to help?" Lin Dang hated it, and Xiao Qiang could feel it. Besides, Lin Dang still looks like he wants to kill it.

"It doesn't matter if I'm willing or not, the key is to see if you're sincere." For this unscrupulous system that wants to be a donkey? Of course, Lin Dang was very annoying. But now is not the time for reckoning, the donkey is kept and useful.

"Do you think I'm still useful? When you don't need it, you're going to unload the mill and kill the donkey? "Little Tough Road is better than Ranny, this patch is a lot? It didn't take long to figure out the curves.

Lin Dang sneered: "You ask yourself, what have you been grinding every day as a donkey?" Honestly when you are your auspicious donkey? Give people a high-spirited howl and two sentences will be done."

"That's it? I'm still useful! Xiao Qiang's heart was half relieved. However, Lin Dang soon raised Xiao Qiang's heart again: "These are not the point? The point is, if I'm happy! ”

The power of life and death is in the hands of others, and it is inevitable to feel sad. Xiao Qiang, that's called a grievance. Xiao Qiang's heart was bitter, and Xiao Qiang said nowhere to go.

Lin Dang quickly pointed out the way to it: "Say, what program code did you use when you first arrived at the donkey's body, or do you need to start something?" ”

This is the official arrival of the play ~ meat! Those were all side drums just now, and they finally got to the point. With Lin Xian's carrot and stick, Xiao Qiang gave up resistance after just a little thought. Today's Lin Dang is no longer the Lin Dang who just came through and doesn't understand anything. In the past, Lin Dang couldn't even say a word of Datang, but now it is no longer what it used to be.

"Actually, it's not too complicated, just restore it with one click." When Xiao Qiang said this, his tone was fierce. The broken patch of the chaotic mother, now she is actually proud, more popular than herself, and when the time comes, it will be restored with one click, so that Lin Fugui and the broken patch will disappear together. Although Lin Dang kept threatening him, as long as the system was gone, and Lin Fugui was gone, it wouldn't be long before Lin Dang would look stupid again. As for himself, when the time comes, it will be good to let the good men and women below find more donkeys.

Xiao Qiang wanted to be beautiful, but Lin Dang was ruthless and pierced it.

Lin Dang: "Don't think about it, restore it with one click, there is nothing left, and you are left, right?" When Lin said this, he gritted his teeth and hated to kick the donkey to death.

Seeing that the little donkey's face was elongated, Lin Dang continued to pour cold water on it: "Do you think I will be so stupid, let me tell you, whether it is today, tomorrow or later, I have already told Yun Chang that if something happens to me, your donkey will be burned on the spot." ”

Lin Dang sneered: "Let you also enjoy what it means to regret it carelessly, after the fire, the funeral, the field." ”

Xiao Qiang was anxious: Phew, what crematorium, I'm unlucky, unlucky!

Xiao Qiang is quite superstitious, and he finally stopped whining three times. Since Lin Dang can't deceive, things will not be easy to handle. Soon, it was a little wilting.

"Give you one last chance, if you dare to lie to me again, I'll let Yun Chang come over now and give you to him as a mount." Lin Dang has now grasped the weakness of Xiao Qiang, and put "Yunchang" at a critical time, unambiguously!

Not to mention, Xiao Qiang is really afraid of a Yunchang. When he heard this, he didn't whine, and he didn't make it bad, but he just begged: "No, don't be like this, I can't do it from you?" ”

What kind of wolf and tiger word is this? Lin Dang finally understood where the madness of the chaotic mother came from, and the feeling was to learn Xiao Qiang's crazy words ten out of ten, but fortunately, he didn't learn Xiao Qiang's ruthlessness.

"Speak quickly!" Lin Dangda's patience is about to run out. Xiao Qianqiang now knows Lin Dang very well, but he also understands seven or eight points. It hurriedly said, "This matter is actually simple, find someone who has some relationship with you, and then enter while she is the weakest, and let the chaotic mother operate." ”

Lin Dang didn't let go of every detail, and simply asked Xiao Qiang to slowly say every button and every program, and then wrote them down one by one with a pen. When Yunchang came over, what he saw was Lin Dang drawing on a donkey... Well, it's ghost drawing, to be exact.

Yun Chang: "....." Yun Chang looked at it silently for a while, swallowed the praise that was about to be exported, and asked if he really didn't understand: "What is Dangdang writing here?" ”

Lin didn't reply: "Draw a charm, this donkey is held too high, it is a little evil, I want to get some talismans to stick to it." ”

Xiao Qiang has a criminal record, and Lin Dang is a little unbelievable about this donkey. So it's necessary to ask a lot of questions. Every time you do it again, you can see that the stupid donkey doesn't say nonsense!

"I'll help you?" Yun Chang, who doesn't put on an iceberg face, is still very diligent. Lin Dang nodded and secretly praised, such a son-in-law will be able to look a little more pleasing to the eye when the time comes.

Yun Chang didn't know that Lin Dang had already thought so far for him. At this time, he was frowning and learning to write the letters on Lin Dang's rice paper. However, Yun Chang deserves to be Yun Chang, except for the first time when he was a little rusty, the more he wrote later, the better he became.

Even when Lin Dang asked him to write it for the third time, Yun Chang also saw some doorways: "It feels a little like the text of the Western Regions, but the details are a little different." ”

Lin Dang smiled and said seriously: "This is Fu, it has nothing to do with the places you said." ”

Yun Chang didn't ask again, but said something else: "Master Jingxin wants to take Little Wolf and Xiao Lin Lin to live in our private kitchen, do you think it's possible?" ”

Someone helped him take care of the child, but this person still hurt the little wolf and Xiao Linlin as the child's grandmother. Lin Dang has a lot to do at the moment, and if you want to say that someone sent a pillow when you were sleepy, Lin Dang actually had no reason to refuse.

However, Lin Dang is used to being cautious, and the children's mood still has to come first. Lin Dang didn't agree immediately, but thought about it for a while and said, "I'll ask the children, if the little wolf and Xiao Linlin agree, I have no opinion." ”

One more person is good to the children, and Lin Dang is also very happy in his heart. But all this is not as important as the children's minds, everything must be based on the children.

This is the mode of Lin Dang's relationship with the two children, and it is also the bottom line. For Lin Dang, Yun Chang admired and was very pleased. The more Lin Dang took the two children to heart, it showed that Lin Dang still valued the relationship between them. This made Yun Chang very happy.

"Shall you come with us?" After hearing Lin Dang's words, the little wolf was silent for a moment before speaking.

"I've been with you all the time, but I'll go out in between." Lin Dang didn't hide it from the little wolf, for the little wolf and Xiao Linlin, Lin Dang never perfunctory them because they were children, as long as they could tell them, Lin Dang would make it clear to the two children.

Yun Chang watched the interaction between the mother and son, and he felt that although Lin Dang did not have the majesty of his mother, he was exceptionally warm and comfortable. Such an atmosphere is what Yun Chang asked for, and he dreamed of, the feeling of home!

Lin Dang didn't ignore Yun Chang either, although they were now like a family of four, which made Lin Dang a little awkward. However, Lin Dang still endured the discomfort and let himself adapt. Little Wolf and Little Linlin need themselves and Yunchang. Children's happiness is strongest only in a good family atmosphere.

In the past few years, the children have suffered a lot of grievances. Now, as long as you have the ability, of course, you have to give it your all!

"Can you tell the children about the meditation master's usual preferences?" Although they are relatives, they are indispensable for running in with each other. Lin Dang's first priority now is to get Lin Fugui out of the system, so although she is very interesting to Yun Chang; Although Yunchang is the father of the children, although the current family is warm and everything is beautiful, Lin Dang still has no way to devote himself wholeheartedly. Of course, these Lin Dang are to make it clear to Yun Chang, and they are not going in the direction of the division, those unnecessary actions that cause misunderstanding can still be avoided!

Lin Dang used to see those sadomasochistic TV series, and when he saw those male and female protagonists, Lin Dang would sigh with emotion: "Isn't it just a matter of saying one more sentence, it is necessary to always stop talking, and finally make so many things happen?" Therefore, when it was his turn, Lin Dang resolutely did not let these clichΓ©s fall on him.

"Dangdang, Master Jingxin is his mother?" The little wolf spread out what everyone knew and put it on the table, so it was good.

Lin Dang nodded, not because the little wolf is older, you don't understand, it's all the grievances of the previous generation, but what Yun Chang told her, picked up what the little wolf could understand, and said it again.

The little wolf glanced at Yun Chang thoughtfully: "You have worked hard! ”

Yun Chang: "...."This kid! The little wolf's attitude towards Yun Chang is not good, although he has not ignored it these days, he has never had his son's admiration and admiration for being a father. It's nothing, after all, Yun Chang doesn't like to fix these empty heads, but the little cub always suddenly appears when he wants to say something intimate to Lin Dang, and interrupts them, and looks at him with a look of scrutiny, and he also looks uneasy, which makes Yun Chang have a little headache.

Now that this cheating father child actually took the initiative to say this, Yun Chang was naturally very happy. Lin Dang's attention to these two children, Yun Chang saw it in his eyes. If it is said that Lin Dang can be retained, the power of the two children is estimated to be greater than that of him.

Although this was eating his own child's vinegar, Yun Chang not only ate it. And I ate very happily.