Chapter 232: Where is Lao Tzu's Building?
The solar system, the earth, the Devil May Cry Office in Manhattan, New York, USA, it has been seven days since Dante disappeared!
"Logan, I just got an order, any of you do me a favor, damn it!"
Wade frustrated the phone aside, then he turned his head and smiled flatteringly at Wolverine and Sabertooth.
Hearing Wade's words, Wolverine coldly took off the cigar in his mouth, and it spat casually at first, oh, by the way, the way he spat made countless passers-by at the corner of Manhattan cast contemptuous eyes at him!
That's right, Wolverine, Sabertooth Tiger, and Wade were squatting on the road at this time, and there was a small square in front of them, after all, before Dante rented the office, this office was a museum, so there was a small square in front of the museum.
Behind them, there is a building that is being renovated, and hell, the house where they slept for days is gone, and now the office building has been completely demolished!
So the three of them could only squat on the street like homeless people!
"Wade, haven't you been bragging to us about your strength as a mercenary, why are you asking me now?"
"Oh my God, don't you know how strong I am, have you forgotten our relationship in the first place?"
", we're just teammates!"
"That's right, my good teammate Wolverine, come and see what mission I have on this piece of paper, I don't believe you can complete it!"
Wade cursed, then threw a piece of white paper into Wolverine's hand.
The saber-toothed tiger glanced at the paper in Logan's hand, he just glanced at it and turned his head disdainfully, shit, Wade's fighting level is never low, but the words and drawings in his pen are all fucking shit, just like the saber-toothed tiger just saw!
Wade drew a little girl on the paper that couldn't be more scribbled, and the image of the little girl was scribbled so scribbled with a single stroke, the point is how do the Wolverines know that the character is a girl?
Because Wade drew a scribbled male genitalia underneath her and hit it hard!
The whole painting is centered on the little girl, the girl's head is painted with two big long, thick and hard magic horns, the girl's hand is painted with a scribbled but distinguishable claw, and the girl's face is probably the mouth and there is a row of fangs!
"Wade!"
Wolverine silently looked at the paper in his hand, he looked at it for a long time, and suddenly yelled Wade's name, only to see him grab Wade on the left hand in his hand, and then press it the ground.
"You idiot, what the is this!"
Wolverine restrained Wade with his left hand, and his right hand put his broken painting directly on Wade's face, Wade used some force, and finally pulled his head out of Wolverine's hand, and he seemed a little aggrieved to show the painting to Wolverine.
"Isn't my drawing very clear, a girl, possessed by a demon, she can drill devil's horns out of her head at every turn, she has sharp teeth so that she eats raw meat, and it has to be raw dog meat, oh my God, I love dogs, and her hands, like claws, the woman who just called me said that her daughter scratches the wall like a madman all day long!"
"Fuck off, bastard, where is all this content embodied, your painting is shit!"
Logan depressedly threw Wade aside, and Wade sat innocently on the ground.
"I swear!"
He raised his hands and said to the two of them.
"I swear I really didn't have tricks this time, my painting is the highest level I can draw!"
"Then why don't you write!"
"Yes, not writing is the way I choose to trick you, haha!"
Wade was suddenly overjoyed to have played two friends, and Logan sighed and took a puff on his cigar, but the most serious of them was the saber-toothed tiger, who held the phone in his pocket and hesitated.
After a long hesitation, he glanced at Logan and Wade, and finally spoke.
"Otherwise, let's call that guy this time!"
"Don't!"
Wade hurriedly shook his head.
"The proprietress said before leaving, don't look for that person if you look for anyone, that's a shameless gangster, a shameless old slippery head, a natural liar and the most untrustworthy person!"
"Are you sure that Ganata wasn't talking about you?"
The saber-toothed tiger sneered, and he raised the phone in his hand.
"Wade, Rogan, you also know that the boss doesn't know when he will be back because he went out to find the boss, and the boss doesn't know when he will be back because he went out to find the boss, fuck, it's a tongue twister for me to say that, anyway, the two of them are not here for the time being!"
"Well, you don't have to say anything you know, Victor!"
Wolverine interrupted the saber-toothed tiger's words, and Victor nodded with a cold face.
"All in all, the boss's office has been opened by the citizens by default since the attack of Magneto, and Time magazine has put the boss on the cover again, and with the supplement, the boss has been on the cover of Times three times, which has also increased his popularity countless times!"
The saber-toothed tiger sighed, and he glanced around, and among the countless people passing by, there were no less than twenty spies they could identify!
"The most important thing is that the New York Times where the boss lady is located, the boss lady's best friend accidentally exposed the boss lady's mobile phone number, causing countless people who are either harassing or really have business to come to the door for help, Frank has recently asked a whole platoon of his comrades to help us screen and confirm the authenticity of those calls for help, and it is not easy for him!"
"That's right, he's not easy, when I saw him yesterday, he lost a couple of hairs, it was horrible, I can't imagine what it would be like when I was bald!"
"Wade, don't interject, damn it!"
"Okay Victor, can you plug it in?"
Wade replied with a playful smile, and the saber-toothed tiger glanced at Wolverine beside him.
"Logan!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Logan immediately shot and planned to jam Wade's neck, but Wade was not to be outdone and pulled out his knife!
"Hey, hey, if you don't like my mouth, you can think you can't hear it, but if you always do it to me like this, I'll sue you for sexual harassment...... Ah, no, no, no, I'm going to give you both a few blows with my only knife on earth that can cut off both of you's heads!"
Waedden confronted Wolverine with a knife, and the saber-toothed tiger watched this scene and shouted depressedly at the van truck not far from the ruins behind him.
"Frank, I need help!"
"I understand!"
The punisher who was smoking a cigarette at the door of the box made an oj.bk gesture towards the saber-toothed tiger, and then the entire box of the box opened violently, and more than thirty heavily armed men with various weapons aimed at Wade!
"Young man, these are my comrades-in-arms with your brother, believe me, if Slade Wilson were still alive, he would be happy for us to help him teach you, now put down your knife, if you don't, I'll tie you to the toilet like yesterday, idiot!"
"OK, it's completely OK! Brothers, I'm contacting professionals to deal with our backlog, my brother in the cab can put away your anti-tank sniper rifle, and the co-pilot's brother with a sonic weapon had better not aim the horn in your hand at the brother in the driver's seat, Frank Boss, I'll sit down obediently and show you, if you need me to use other postures, I can do anything!"
Wade faced dozens of guns and sat decisively on the ground, these bastards are really fucking going to shoot, yesterday Wade was cut in the thigh by these bastards' bullets, if it weren't for Dante's friend, the good mage named Casillas helped him heal, he should still be lying in bed now!
Seeing Wade sit down obediently, the saber-toothed tiger finally continued to speak.
"In the past three days, we have received a total of four hundred and thirteen requests for help from accurate sources, of which two hundred and eighty have been handed over by us to Ghost Rider, a friend of Dante's boss, and the rest have been handed over to Casillas and his group of mages, and our orders are still increasing, just like the call Wade you just received on a whim, if we don't contact the person who has made us have to deal with it carefully, how can we deal with these supernatural events?"
"Haha, Victor, I actually know an old Cambodian lady who I think is a hidden exorcist!"
"Cambodia?"
"Ah, sorry, it's a gypsy, a gypsy! there's a kind of prophecy crystal ball, and there's a mermaid in the crystal ball!"
"Damn Wade, how did you tie those two words together!"
The saber-toothed tiger instinctively roared, he was simply stunned, how could Cambodia and Gypsy make a mistake, the pronunciation of these two words is completely different!
Wade waved innocently.
"I don't care, anyway, I think the two of them are very similar!"
"Then shut up, I don't believe the gypsy woman in your mouth, I don't want Mr. Dante's title of demon hunter to be ruined in our hands, and later I will call the last phone number left by Ms. Garnata, and the rest of the order can only be handed over to the last professional exorcist in the Hell Front, that is, the so-called Hell Detective Constantine!"
"Then, can't you think of a way to do it once and for all, I don't think that the team composed of you, me, Logan and Big Brother Frank will be helpless against a few demons, not to mention that there are two rich Monopoly and a whole school of mutants standing behind us!"
Wade finally got a little serious, he gently inserted the knife back into the scabbard behind his back, and then crouched down against the saber-toothed tiger to state his thoughts.
"Victor, even if we hand over these orders to Hell Detectives, then what about the next, we can't guarantee that the boss's friends will handle the orders well, we can't guarantee the speed of their work, God knows how long it will take them to complete all the tasks, and most importantly, we are the boss's employees and his most trusted brothers, are you two going to let the sissies on the Hell front line overwhelm our X-Strike Team, I'm a fucking ace mercenary, it's millions to do one thing, how can I earn less than those guys who dress up weird and have perverted abilities, more than four hundred than orders, damn it, how much is that!”
"So, what do you think we can do, like the order you just received, it is said that there is a girl who is possessed by a demon, what can we do in the past and hack the girl to death?"
The saber-toothed tiger roared coldly, and Wade actually nodded.
"I think we can try!" Wade shrugged, "Maybe the girl's parents don't want the girl to continue to suffer, I get it soon, I can let her leave the world without pain!"
"I don't think I should have believed that you had normal and correct thoughts in your head, Wade!"
The saber-toothed tiger shook his head, his evaluation of Wade slipped again, and Wade's image in his heart went directly from a reliable comrade-in-arms and team pistachio to an unreliable flim-mouthed little!
Of course, Wade didn't know the changes in the saber-toothed tiger's heart, he was now looking at the sky excitedly, just when the saber-toothed tiger shook his head at him, he raised his head disdainfully and cut it, who knew that when he looked up, he actually saw a bright red spot in the sky landing towards his position!
As for how Wade judged the landing point of that thing in the sky?
Joke, I, Wade, have been in the industry for 20 years, and have been a mercenary since I was five years old, and I have written countless homework, beaten countless children, participated in countless battles with guns, and thrown countless grenades, can't I even judge a parabola?
"Big cat, big dog, you two look up, hell, is the boss back?"
Wade stared at the red dot that was gradually falling in the sky, and anxiously shouted to the saber-toothed tiger, only to see Wolverine and the saber-toothed tiger quickly raise their heads, and they really saw the red light that was rapidly descending in the sky, and as the light got closer and closer, the two saw that it was indeed a figure!
"Damn, get ready for battle, the boss's energy is white!"
The saber-toothed tiger roared, and his Edman alloy nails and Wolverine's claws were instantly unsheathed, leaving Wade alone in place!
"You two are short-sighted, that trench coat is clearly the boss!"
Wade put his hands above his eyes and carefully observed the figure falling from the sky, of course he couldn't see the details of the figure, but he felt that the figure's clothes were the boss's trench coat!
As soon as he finished speaking, his head was immediately slapped by Wolverine's hand, and Wade was about to get angry, but was persuaded by the saber-toothed tiger's next words!
"Wade, no matter how good your eyesight is, you can't compare to us, the figure in the sky is indeed the boss, but the boss's energy has turned red, don't forget what Casillas said to us, the boss went to hell alone in order to find Ganata, and now there is no news of Canata, and the boss changed the color of energy and suddenly returned, I suspect that the boss may have been possessed by some demon from hell, or even worse!"
"Holy!"
Wade yelled.
"Let's run, it should be too late to run, you won't want to fight the boss!"
"Run, and then we'll leave New York and those mutant kids behind, how can you say such irresponsible things, Wade?"
Wolverine spit out the cigar in his mouth, and he scolded Wade, because after staying with Wade for a while, scolding Wade can improve his combat effectiveness, at least psychologically!
And Dante in the sky was getting closer and closer to the ground, and the saber-toothed tiger saw Dante standing at a height of thousands of meters with a pure red magic pattern under his feet and stopped for a while, and then, Dante actually turned his head and rushed to the southwest!
The saber-toothed tiger looked at Dante's figure in amazement, what the hell is this sudden departure?
Before he could say his shocked words, Dante suddenly rushed to the saber-toothed tiger with a few flashes, and when Quicksilver set off for New Mexico to contact the Ghost Rider so he was not there, Dante was the fastest among the people in the firm, and there was no second!
Dante, on the other hand, widened his eyes at the ruins behind the saber-toothed tiger!
"What the is going on, where is my house, where is my building! I just thought I was lost in the sky, where is Lao Tzu's building!"