Chapter 23: Wasted My Poop

Aunt Mei neatly cleaned up the house, opened the window to breathe, erased the traces of Zhou's drinking wine with her, and first instructed the peach branch and willow branch: "You don't have to tell the master about the wife coming here for dinner." ”

At the end, he specially explained to Tan Youyou: "Mrs. is Mrs., your father is your father, it's different, don't tell him about our business." ”

Tan Youyou is actually very curious about the real relationship between Aunt Mei and the Zhou family, based on her experience in listening to people in the past few years, she has never seen a housewife and concubine get along so strangely.

It's very good to say that Aunt Mei always abides by etiquette and keeps a distance in front of Zhou.

It's not good to say that it's not good, at this special moment, the two of them quietly sat together drinking and chatting with their scumbag dad behind their backs, and they still had a very tacit understanding.

"Why is it different? Why can't it be said? Tan Youyou decided to break the casserole and ask in the end, you must learn from these two! How to get along with a talented and beautiful concubine is a stunt!

Aunt Mei glanced at her and said, "Do you think your wife is the same as your father?" ”

"Of course it's different." Tan Youyou said: "My wife is a woman, and my father is a man." ”

"Your mind is full of grilled chicken legs!" Aunt Mei was rarely furious, poked her head angrily, and said quietly: "Mrs. and I are both understanding people. ”

Tan Youyou understood: "So you two can go to one place, but you can't go to one place with Aunt Qian and Aunt Cui." ”

Aunt Mei nodded with satisfaction, and said, "It's unnecessary not to tell your father." If a man works hard all day long to make a living, why bother him? Just let him know that he is respected in the family. ”

Tan Youyou didn't believe that Aunt Mei was so virtuous and kind-hearted, obviously because she was afraid that the scumbag father would worry about the main room and the concubine's room colluding to calculate him.

In short, listen to the natives right.

Tan Youyou happily helped Aunt Mei clean up the house, sent her to rest, and thoughtfully persuaded: "Auntie, don't worry, I really don't care, and I'm not afraid, no matter what, I have to live a good life." In case, this marriage really falls on my head, you must think about it, then Pei Rong and I don't think it's bad. ”

Aunt Mei was noncommittal: "Go to sleep, I have my own conclusion." ”

Tan Youyou placed her properly, blew out the light, walked out quietly, and saw the scumbag dad standing outside and looking out, so he stopped and changed his pitiful face: "Dad, are you back?" How's it going? ”

Tan Tongzhi pulled her aside, pointed to the house, and whispered, "How is your aunt?" ”

Tan Youyou sighed: "I drank half a night's wine, I was afraid that she would cry, so I sent her to sleep, Dad still don't go in, you have been running around for a long time, and you are tired, go back to rest early." ”

"Drunk?" Tan Tongzhi immediately trembled, and looked at his considerate daughter and was very kind: "You're right, I'd better not disturb your aunt's rest." Don't worry, don't worry, I promise that not the slightest unpleasant word will be heard. ”

"Dad, you're amazing! I knew that no matter what happened, you could fix it! Tan Youyou looked at Tan Tongzhi with admiration, and hugged the two fat white paw squirrels to his chest, his eyes full of admiration.

"Hehe~" Tan Tongzhi laughed twice ashamedly, and said seriously: "Pei Rong is a gentleman and a very good person. ”

Tan Youyou smiled and said nothing, after selling the woman and then selling the man, the scumbag father is a qualified matchmaker.

Tan Tongzhi knew that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, so he comforted Tan Youyou again, and tiptoed away, looking afraid of being discovered by Aunt Mei.

Although Tan Tongzhi never told Tan Youyou what kind of results he had achieved on this trip, there has never been an impermeable wall in the world.

At noon the next day, the food box containing the Tongzi Ye Baba was sent back, and soon the news spread to Tan Youyou.

Bao inquired about the willow branch maid and said to Tan Youyou very carefully: "...... The person who sent the food box back was the steward of Anle Hou's Mansion, named Liao Xiang, who was dressed very decently and was familiar with etiquette, saying that he was ordered by their son to send the food box back, and he also gave a return gift. ”

"What's a return gift?" Tan Youyou pouted, she guessed correctly, the scumbag father really sent the Tongzi Ye Baba she made to please Pei Rong.

It's just that she is also curious about how people like Pei Rong will react when they see that kind of little-known snack.

Liu Zhi frowned and said, "Speaking of which, Miss, you didn't expect that it turned out to be a chrysanthemum stem and leaf with flower buds!" People don't know what it means. This season is not the time to enjoy chrysanthemums, and besides, this flower has not bloomed. ”

"I'm afraid I'm going to die?" Tan Youyou doesn't understand, after all, she is a rice worm who doesn't understand the amorous style, let alone poetry, she only knows how to eat, drink, and have fun, and is greedy for enjoyment.

According to her superficial understanding, aren't chrysanthemums all for funerals? Pei Rong sent a branch of chrysanthemum stems and leaves that had not opened, I am afraid that it is not to warn her: while the master is not attacking, hide away from the fun! Otherwise, you will have a funeral!

Tut! It's scary! Sure enough, he is a serious person! The bloodline is noble, how can a few cold Tongzi leaf baba be bought?

Tan Youyou shuddered, and the most regrettable thing was her paulownia leaves: "It took me a lot of effort to get people to find the paulownia leaves, and I tried many times to succeed, it's a pity!" ”

"......" Liu Zhi doesn't know what is going on in his young lady's mind, under normal circumstances, shouldn't he care about whether this marriage can be successful? Why is the focus on paulownia leaf poop?

"You don't understand willow branches, food has to be eaten by people who know how to appreciate it, in order to reflect its value, otherwise it is waste." Tan Youyou remembered the terrible days in his previous life when he was sick and hungry, but he couldn't eat anything.

Only by experiencing it can we understand the extraordinary significance and irreplaceability of food for life.

"That's right." Willow branches have a benefit, what her own lady says is right, not to mention that she also likes to eat that paulownia leaf poop, it's really a waste.

The master and servant sighed for a long time, and discussed with great interest what to cook for tomorrow.

Suddenly, Tan Ruyi, who had not dared to show up since returning from the Ten Thousand Buddha Temple, picked up the door frame and whispered like a mosquito: "Fifth sister, you may have thought about it...... As I thought, it's not bad to send chrysanthemum stems and leaves with buds......"

Before Tan Youyou could speak, the little grumpy Taozhi couldn't help it first, and sneered: "Yo, isn't this our third miss?" Why don't you come in? I don't know, I thought you had done something bad and didn't dare to meet people. ”

Tan Ruyi's face was so red that it seemed like blood, he picked his fingers at the door panel, and he didn't dare to refute, he lowered his eyes and whispered: "I know it's wrong, Yoyo." ”