Chapter 29: Blue Fat Man

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22nd century.

In the sky above Dongjing, there is a spire with a very special shape.

There is a minaret floating in the air, which is already strange.

What's even stranger is that there are a thousand strange flying machines flying around in the sky.

Airplanes are normal, and it's not surprising that you can fly with a few pieces of bamboo stuck in your head, some can swish around with a blanket and a broomstick, and some can fly like bird wings with your hands fanned.

What's even stranger is that these strangely shaped "flying objects" don't seem to see the minaret, and even as if the minaret doesn't exist in front of them, they pass through it out of thin air as they pass by.

Because this minaret, which seems to be in the air, actually exists in the gap of time and space, in another dimension.

At this moment, a shrill sound suddenly sounded in the minaret, like an alarm, causing a slight commotion.

"Report! In the 20th century, the main plane of the universe and the earth space-time fluctuated abnormally! ”

"What's going on?"

"I don't know yet!"

"Keep an eye on it, report it at any time!"

"Yes!"

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20th century.

Dongjing.

A bald man in a robe sighs as he looks up to the sky among the high-rise buildings that traffic and people shuttle through.

Chen Yi sadly found that he had overlooked a very important thing - he had no money!

I don't know if it's because mobile payment has been used for too long, he has forgotten the existence of cash, and he only knows that everything is fine with a smartphone by his side.

But......

This is a foot basin, Dongjing, or the mid-20th century!

At this time, he had never seen Dahua, let alone Dongjing.

Therefore, people, no matter how high their IQ is, they are not omnipotent......

Looking for a blue fat man?

No kidding.

has no money, and doesn't understand the footbasin language, and has been here for a month, Chen Yicai can barely distinguish a part of the place, so as not to lose himself.

I'm hungry again, so let's find food first......

Chen Yi stood at the intersection, looked up to the sky and sighed, holding a wooden bowl, holding one hand on his chest, constantly bowing to passers-by, and chanting Amitabha Buddha in the accent of the footbasin - although he doesn't know the footbasin language, this sentence is similar all over the world, and he can easily remember it after watching many anime.

Many people passing by bent down to him and saluted him in return.

A kawaii footbasin big Lori tilted her head next to her, bit her finger and looked at him for a long time, then ran away with a click, and after a few minutes, she ran back again.

Holding a bento in his hand, he bowed and handed it over.

Chen Yi took it very calmly, returned the salute, and said Amitabha.

Da Luoli smiled happily, and then came into contact with Chen Yi's gaze, her face flushed, and she ran away with her face covered.

Alas, simple people.

Chen Yi has seen this scene a lot in the past month, and he doesn't feel strange, he calmly sits on the ground, holds the lunch and swallows it heavily.

He doesn't have money, he doesn't understand the language, it doesn't matter, he has a face and an IQ!

For a month, he relied on this bald head and this face to ask for food...... Ahh It's fate! Survived.

I have to say that the footbasin man is really good to the monk, not to mention that he is still such a handsome monk!

The wooden bowl in his hand was picked up by him in the garbage heap, which means that when the time comes, heaven and earth work together, and God helps him to ask for food...... Bah! Fate!

Halfway through the digging with the bento in his hand, there was a lot of food piled up beside him.

This street is a feng shui treasure he specially chose, and the whole street is selling food.

He doesn't want to give money, but he doesn't refuse to eat.

The footbasin monk drinks wine and eats meat, and the food given to him by others is not taboo meat, and there are fish and meat.

While eating, Chen Yi shed bitter and happy tears in his heart.

With his current amount of food, he lives on the street to ask for food, and he has to eat more and eat well than he used to be self-reliant, so he really wants to eat and drink like this for the rest of his life......

He finished the pile of food on the ground, wiped his mouth, let out a sigh of satisfaction, and stood up.

Eat and drink enough, it's time to find someone.

This was the only way he could, walking street by street, not believing that he couldn't find Nobi's house.

"Huh?"

As soon as Chen Yi stood up straight, his eyes suddenly widened.

Because he saw a three-...... Fat man with two heads and two bodies!

A round head, a round belly, round hands, and round feet......

It's round everywhere......

The head is like a full moon, almost bigger than the body and limbs combined......

"Blue Fat Man!"

Chen Yi, who had been looking for a month, was suddenly excited and shouted loudly.

The round fat man's legs were almost short, and the two round feet were one in front of the other, almost in a straight line when he ran, jumping up and down on the road, and jumping very fast, and passing with a swish, ignoring Chen Yi's shouting.

How could Chen Yi let him go (it?) )? He opened his legs and chased after him.

After chasing a few steps, I found that this short-handed, short-legged little round fat man was really not slow, and in a blink of an eye, he could only see a round shadow.

Chen Yi was anxious, his anger sank, and when he opened his mouth, he shouted: "Doraemon!" Hold it! ”

The blue fat man in front really stopped, turned his round head, turned around, seemed to be puzzled, stretched his short hand, scratched his head with a hand like a ping-pong ball, and ripped off his little short legs, and ran.

"You m ......"

Chen Yi opened his mouth and almost burst into foul language again, but fortunately stopped the car in time.

I didn't dare to delay under my feet.

Fortunately, it was possible to stop the dead fat man for a while, so as not to lose people.

After running for a while, I found that the blue fat man had stopped next to a crowd.

Chen Yi breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the people gathered in front of him, and was forming a long line on the street.

What the hell?

Looking at the front of the line, I saw that it was a dessert shop.

There is a sign in front of the store.

Although Chen Yi can't speak the footbasin language, there are a lot of Chinese characters in the footbasin characters, and he can still understand it even with a picture.

It turned out to be a dorayaki discount.

No wonder this little fat man runs so fast......

Chen Yi followed, lined up behind the blue fat man, and didn't call him, just held his chin and looked from behind.

This is a living blue fat man!

Tsk, round enough.

Don't know how it feels?

Speaking of which, Chen Yi couldn't complain, such a thing was jumping around on the street, and he could talk, but no one felt strange, and he didn't even have much of a return rate.

Could it be that this little fat man really has some aura or something like that, which can make people directly ignore his existence, or directly turn people into stupidity?

Just thinking about it, it was finally the turn of the blue fat man in the team......

but I heard him scream strangely.

"Huh~~~?!"

“¥#%@!”

The blue fat man is ...... The whole cat jumped up and popped out a string of footbasin words.

Although Chen Yi couldn't understand it, he could understand it when he saw his hands dancing and tears rushing out.

When it was his turn, the dorayaki was sold out......

This is the only favorite of the blue fat man's life, he met a discount, he queued for a long time, it was easy for his turn, no, can you not cry......

"Wow~~!"

Well, the little fat man is really crying......