"Ladies and gentlemen, let's take a look at such a big big octaw, and see how fresh it is. Lao Tie, look, this is an ink sac, come on, come on, now I'll give you a headshot. If Lao Tie likes it, please give me a collection at the bottom of the screen, and give me a heart....."

With the female anchor in the mobile phone salivating, Lin Dang also picked up the big eight claws in his hand and prepared to switch the camera.

"Where's the ink sac, why didn't I see it?"

Lin Dang turned his head to look at the blogger on the mobile phone because he didn't find the ink sac, but saw that the blogger on the mobile phone screen was biting a mouthful of ink with a blood basin that couldn't be saved by filters, and gobbling up ink there.

Lin Dang frowned, and put the big eight claws in front of him despite his nausea.

The reason why she bought Big Eight Claw came from a post she made a few days ago, which attracted a war of scolding from Internet celebrity bloggers. Lin Dang's original words are: Now some Internet celebrities do their best to do some dangerous actions in order to attract attention, which will bring some bad guidance to minors and cause some unnecessary harm.

NND！ It's just because of such a sentence that some people started to talk about it, and some fans actually had Lin Dang, who didn't eat it, so don't be blind. also said that Lin Dang would say this if he didn't dare to eat, and Lin Dang was purely jealous of Yunyun.

As soon as they said this, Lin Dang's righteous heart was ignited in an instant. Her life of more than 20 years has been invincible all over the world from snacks to big, from south to north, and her reputation as a food blogger is not in vain.

Lin Dang can understand the eagerness of these people to become famous, but he can't tolerate their practice of letting some minors who don't know the truth follow suit for the sake of traffic, thus causing some unnecessary tragedies.

For example, the video of eating raw eight-clawed claws, which is very popular recently, Lin Dang wants to tell everyone that this thing is delicious but can't be so headshot, and the act of eating raw is not cool at all, it can only make people look like sand sculptures.

How about octopus eating not delicious? Aren't braised dishes, stir-fried, and charcoal-grilled fragrant? Can't you eat its oceanic breath or its own beauty?

"Dangdang, Dangdang, mom came to see you, let's see what delicious food mom brought you?"

A slightly shrill voice accompanied by the sound of the key being thrown down came from the flower hall to interrupt Lin Dang's memory, and Lin immediately turned his head consciously, his cheeks facing a few tentacles of the eight claws but he didn't know it.

"Why are you here?"

She's coming, she's coming!

Lin Dang quickly calculated in his heart: Is today Mother's Day, Mid-Autumn Festival or Spring Festival? Why is she here again? Lin Dang pinched his fingers and didn't figure it out, and today is not the day when she went to her father to ask for living expenses, what did she do?

Since his parents divorced when he was a child, Lin Dang did not meet Lin's father until he was a child. If Father Lin really thinks hard, he can only ask for instructions when the little bell is happy. Who got their parents divorced early? Who made his little bell suffer so much because of that woman!

And Lin's mother calculated that Lin Dang would come over as soon as he had living expenses. It's a little puzzling to come so early and late today.

"I can't look at you if it's okay to be a mother? The little cub forgot about his mother so quickly, isn't it the nouveau riche who told you what is wrong with me? Mother Lin held the same door-to-door gift in her hand: a bag of peach cakes of unknown age, plus a bag of marble cakes that were as hard as marble, and her mouth "suddenly" came out dirty and slandered her ex-husband.

"Lin Dang, what are you holding in your hand?"

Mother Lin is used to ignoring Lin Dang, and she is also used to talking to herself. She has always been watching and listening to all directions, so as soon as she saw the eight claws in Lin Dang's hand, she habitually opened her mouth to ask:

"Yo, such a big eight-claw, I'll take it back and braise it, your brothers and sisters like it." Hey! ....”

Lin Mu's hand was not stretched out but was stunned by the scene in front of her, only to see that most of the octopus that was still in Lin Dang's hand just now was gone. If you look closely, you can see that Lin Dang's mouth still has octopus tentacles, and the exaggerated laughter of the female anchor in the mobile phone is also shaking proudly.

"Ah, ah, what to do? What to do? ”

Mother Lin watched Lin Dang clasp his eight claws with both hands in an orderly manner, and her delicate little face turned red. She was stunned for a moment before she held her head again, trembling with fright.

"Mom, Mom, let's go!"

The little daughter who was hiding on the side was quite calm, and she was about to leave with Mother Lin.

"Huh!"

Lin Dang looked at the woman who called herself "Mom" in despair, dragged his stepbrother and tore off the wallet that Lin Dang put on the table, and because of the stepbrother's urging to "take the mobile phone money in the mobile phone bank card", he took down Lin Dang's mobile phone, and in the exaggerated laughter of the female anchor, a gust of wind rushed out of her door, and the door was closed with a "bang".

But Lin Dang could only watch as she was devoured alive by the octopus's sucker, and what was waiting for her would be suffocation.

"Uh-huh..!"

Lin Dang couldn't speak, so he had to shake his hands like a sleepy beast, letting the suffocation in his chest swallow her.

She instinctively fluttered and splashed in a panic.

Spray?

Myself.... Is this overboard?

I couldn't help but start thinking crankily: Could it be that I was dragged into the water by that big octopus?

The strong desire to survive allowed Lin Dang to give full play to the dog's planing potential. When he saw the big stone that was smooth and smooth and could lie flat, Lin Dang's heart swelled with indescribable relief and joy.

But the joy didn't last long.

"Yo, that's a bit of a skill! But mom can't let you come ashore, and if you do, I won't be able to deal with it. Don't blame your mother, if you want to blame you, blame your useless mother for giving birth to you to be an eyesore! ”

Mom?

Bah!

Lin Dang only heard the word "Mom", and a big black stone flew above his head. She didn't have time to think about it, so she hurriedly swam back again. Years of experience have taught Lin Dang that as long as it is a "mother" creature, it is impossible to approach, and it is a leech that specializes in sucking human blood.

The mother obviously didn't expect Lin Dang's movements to be so fast and brave, and she didn't wait for the sinkstone in her hand to throw another Lin Dang, so she got into the water and escaped.

I didn't hear that this little seed can drain water!

In a panic, my mother hurriedly threw the stone in her hand and splashed a splash, but because of the fat on her waist, her movements were a lot slower after all.

If Lin Dang didn't know that this person had harmed her at this time, then she wouldn't be her father's clever little bell. I saw that when she turned around, it was a rollover, and then it was a turn, because she used too much force, and it almost turned into a Thomas spin of 360 degrees, and the head touched the water with her head touching the water.

"Poof!" Spit out the water in his mouth, and Lin Dang's heart stabilized.