Chapter 528: Back to Basics
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In order to save trouble, Chen also decided to go back to the present world first to create a faΓ§ade.
But he had just returned to the present world, looking at the oranges with new tricks, and his mind was full of black lines.
Thanks to the benefits of the world becoming too fast, now not only oranges, but also the big man of the fire turtle can lie on the surface of the lake every day to bask in the sun.
Chen Yi rarely appeared outside, and since it wouldn't cause trouble, he didn't bother to pay attention to it.
As for the fat talking bear of Tangerine......
That's really becoming a tyrant in the film and television city community!
The whole community knows that there is such a thing, a fat bear with a foul mouth, who causes trouble everywhere every day......
At the beginning, because of the novelty, even if someone was in trouble, they were all happy and very happy.
When the novelty passes, it will be a real headache.
During this time, this fool didn't know where he learned it, but he took it with him and knocked on people's doors in the film and television city community to eat, which was called "Huayuan".
Chen Yi's eyes were tilted towards the pacifier, and his two big eyes were innocent and cute, very suspicious.
However, now he can only deal with the neighbors who come to complain.
If it weren't for them, Chen Yi wouldn't have known that this dead fat bear had become a bully in this area, which makes people angry and resentful!
"Hehehe, I'm sorry, everyone, it's my lax discipline that disturbs everyone......"
"Don't worry, I will discipline you strictly, and if you have any losses, I will also compensate!"
The dignified holy monk and Buddha nodded at a group of uncles and aunts, with a flattering smile.
This makes some people who are secretly observing open their mouths, their faces glazed, and they fall into a state of doubt about life.
Chen also said that he couldn't help it......
The green bamboo building is now about to be occupied by a group of uncles and aunts.
This fat bear is very bad.
Now there are basically few ordinary people who can live in this community.
Even if it is an ordinary person, it is the family of an extraordinary person......
It is not necessary to be rich and rich, but it must not be poor!
If he just ordered to eat, others would be happy to be satisfied if he saw that oranges were the first "demon", even if he ate three or two meals to make an ordinary family a poor household.
Who made the recent state call for ladyboys to live in harmony......
The problem is that this dead fat bear is too hateful, not only does he have to eat all-you-can-eat, but he also picks his mouth, and if he can't satisfy him, he won't turn his face to your face.
But he's bad.
Who is Tachibana-sama? The original king of the mountain, even the children with long tails dared to rob them.
He knew that there was a great demon king to suppress him, and it was absolutely impossible for him to be allowed to hurt people.
I didn't know how to come up with it, so I specifically looked for someone with children at home.
Whoever can't satisfy his appetite will be written down in a small notebook by him.
If you turn your head, you will find an opportunity and block other people's children.
It's impossible to hurt people, not even to scare.
is to rely on the increasingly mellow, cute appearance, to gain the trust of children, almost become a child play in this area.
When you play with your children, share snacks and toys.
But without exception, the children of those who were recorded in the small notebook definitely went home crying in the end......
The grudge is deepening, and today it finally broke out......
As soon as Chen Yi came back, he happened to be blocked by the parents of the outbreak......
These people don't know what kind of Buddha Chen Yi is, if it weren't for the fact that he was handsome, a group of aunts spontaneously stood up to help dissuade him, and these people might rush up and spray him with spit all over his face, and then send him a full headbag.
Isn't it a demon?
Isn't it the Awakening Seed?
Who doesn't have a few yet?
Just your family's cross?
You're handsome?!
"Okay, okay, everyone listen to me, this Xiao Chen is not easy, a young one, a person with such a small ...... Such a big son......"
An aunt looked at Kongkong, this little bald head looked five or six years old, it was really small, but after looking at Chen Yi again, she changed her mind.
This big bald head is in his early twenties, and he has a son who is five or six years old, which is really not small......
You can't blame them for treating them as father and son at a glance, this is not a temple, one big and one small bald, both so round, so bright......
"It's normal to be busy, everyone is a neighbor, it's good to be considerate, since he has apologized, there is no need for everyone to be unforgiving, ah, let's disperse!"
"Yes, yes, yes, let's disperse, don't bully other orphans and widows!"
Several aunts and young women chimed in one after another.
Most of them are the real heads of the family, and even if the men are angry, they have no choice but to be suppressed and leave in anger.
"Xiao Chen, don't worry about it, it's really your oranges that are too noisy, just my grandson, that is the little ancestor of the family, but I was bullied by him every once in a while, and when I came home, I cried and made a fuss, and my aunt also had a headache."
An aunt with an explosive curly hairstyle patted his hand and said kindly.
"It's okay, it's okay to have someone who can cure my little ancestor, just collect some energy in the future, don't bully too hard, and you, I'll go home and sit down if I have nothing to do in the future!"
"Oh, look at your son, this little bald head, how cute! Kiss~! β
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Holding the empty little bald head, he took a bite hard.
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What kind of orphans and widows are God......
Thank you!
Chen Yi looked at the resentful men who were leaving, and the women who were still unsatisfied, and half of his face was black.
"Senior brother, I broke my vows."
Sora held the pacifier in his mouth at this time, raised his head, and said melancholy.
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Chen Yi glanced at his little face and the lip prints all over his little bald head, the corners of his eyes twitched, and his throat rolled......
Then he took a deep breath, temporarily suppressed the urge to pull the orange over and beat it violently, and looked at the person in front of him.
The crowd dispersed, but some people remained.
Chen Yi opened his eyes: "If you want to laugh, you can laugh......"
"Buddha, we are professionally trained, please don't doubt our professionalism."
A Humpty Dumpty man walked over with a straight face.
If it weren't for the fact that you're like a facial spasm, I'd have believed in your ghost!
"Poof~"
Humpty Dumpty was indeed professionally trained, and he never laughed out loud.
It was a woman in a cheongsam who was laughing.
"Hello, Buddha, my name is Ruan Nanzhu, one of your future apprentices."
When the woman saw him, she smiled generously.
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What these dozen people are doing, Chen Yi has long known.
In addition to Humpty Dumpty, and the only one who is truly professionally trained, Liu Dingzhong, there are ten other people.
It should be the one who has passed the test he set and memorized the scriptures.
Among the ten people, eight were over thirty or forty years old, and among them there was a little old man in his fifties and sixties.
Only this woman and a man are younger.
And these two people, as well as the little old man, he had all seen them in Li Uk Village before.
Chan is not surprised.
Those who can memorize that passage must have some understanding.
This is not just a matter of innate understanding, but also a certain level of experience and spiritual realm.
Most likely, it is older.
"The Buddha is really profound in Buddhism, compassionate, the first time I met, my name is Hai Dafu, the new minister of the Huangsha base in Hong Kong City."
Humpty Dumpty held out his hand "seriously".
The first half of his sentence was a sincere admiration for Chen Yi's ability to put down his body in front of a group of ordinary people just now, which can really be said to be back to basics.
He is indeed a master.
However, the "serious" expression on his face is his professional training......
Chen Yi's cheeks twitched slightly, but he didn't answer, and looked at him directly: "Will you turn into bones?" β
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The smile on the corner of Humpty Dumpty's mouth froze, and he said seriously: "I'm not a eunuch. β
"Oh......"
Humpty Dumpty's cheek is also twitched, why do I feel like you're a little sorry?
Chen Yi was indeed regretful, and looked at him with a little expectation: "Then do you want to learn to transform the bones?" β
Although he doesn't have a genuine one, he can make it up, and it is guaranteed to be better than the genuine cow!
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Humpty Dumpty is a little tangled.
If it were someone else, he would only take it as a teasing, and then he would definitely let that person know the sinister nature of society.
But it was Chen Yi who said this, maybe, maybe, maybe...... Can you really learn?
But do you want to be a eunuch after learning?
"Ahem!"
He was entangled, and Liu Dingzhong next to him couldn't stand it: "Buddha, what you have entrusted us, we have been producing it at the fastest speed, and at most tonight, it can be delivered." β
"Then you see, these ten people ......"
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