Chapter 172: General!
The road conditions here are worse than before, and many of the roads are still dirt because passing cars have been compacted.
As for the sides of the road, there are large areas of primeval forest, which are lush with vegetation.
The forest is nothing unusual, but Yu Guiwan has grown up in the city since she was a child, and she has never even been to the countryside.
"Will there be deer in this forest?"
Yu Guiwan suddenly remembered this stubble, she had only seen these wild animals in the zoo before, and she had never seen them in real life.
The bandit who drove the car saw that Yu Guiwan was curious about everything, and a sense of superiority spontaneously arose in his heart, although his life was pinched in his hand, he still couldn't help but say: "What is a deer, there are even tigers and leopards in this forest, I have seen a tiger more than three meters long and almost more than six hundred pounds in weight." ”
"Really?"
"Of course."
"That must be delicious, right?"
“……”
The bandits don't know what to say, I'm talking about tigers, not rabbits.
However, he didn't want to, Jiang Xun replied very seriously: "The meat of wild animals is very firewood, and the tiger meat has to be the same as beef jerky, there is no oil and water at all, and there is a fishy smell, which is not delicious." ”
Bandit: "......"
You won't actually eat it, will you?
"Oh...... That's not interesting. The fish returned late and suddenly lost interest.
"Big brother, two kilometers ahead, it's Zhou Yukun's territory."
"Well, I already know." Jiang Xun pointed out the window, "There is Zhou Yukun's sentry card outside, and we were targeted a minute ago." ”
For example, a person like Zhou Yukun who licks blood from the knife every day, if he hadn't set up a sentry, I'm afraid he would have been killed countless times.
The bandit was stunned for a moment, he glanced in the direction Jiang Xun pointed to, however, ...... He didn't see anything.
It's so far away, maybe you can see it with a telescope, and you can feel it?
……
At this time, a kilometre away checkpoint -
This outpost is hidden in the jungle, and it is well camouflaged, and from a distance, the outpost completely blends in with the surrounding jungle.
A woman who is 1.7 meters tall, wearing camouflage ultra-shorts, revealing two straight long legs, walked into the sentry post.
She carried a bazooka in her hand and had leg straps on either side of her thighs, on which were two Death Eagle pistols.
She had just received a report from the sentry that she had found an intruder.
"Miss!" The two men in the checkpoint quickly stood up.
"What's the situation?"
This woman's name is Zhou Yushuang, Zhou Yukun's daughter, she stepped on the observation window, took the telescope handed by the sentry next to her, and looked in the direction pointed by the other sentry.
In the binoculars, Zhou Yushuang saw three military jeeps, and at a casual glance at the vehicles and staffing, he knew that it was Bateng's people.
Ba Teng, who is known as the first person in the underground world of Changhe Country, owns more than seventy percent of the population and land in the Snake region, and most of the millet plantations in the Snake region are also monopolized by him.
Such a character is not to mention that he is a super master, and he has also gathered many famous powerhouses under his command.
Now that monsters are erupting everywhere, it is said that Baten has recruited a lot of new ghost hunters.
Whether in terms of firepower configuration or masters, Zhou Yukun is not Ba Teng's opponent.
However, Zhou Yukun is not easy to mess with, he united some small forces to form an alliance, Ba Teng will have to fight against all forces, and if he wants to monopolize the Snake region, he will have to pay a heavy price.
"Miss, Ba Teng has been very peaceful all these years, but I heard that he has recently added a new master named Ye Jian, this Ye Jian's martial arts attainments are very high, and he also has abilities, in the words of the game, this is called Demon Martial Arts Double Cultivation, Ba Teng doesn't want to use Ye Jian to dominate the Snake Region, right?"
One of the sentries said worriedly that if there was a fight, they would not have any good fruit to eat.
"What's the panic, there are only three jeeps in total, and three machine guns are set up, if Batten sends this advance force to fight us, wouldn't it be a snack?"
Zhou Yushuang threw away the binoculars, picked up the bazooka on his shoulder, and glanced at the first one of the three jeeps.
"Miss, don't ......" The man who spoke just now panicked suddenly, if a rocket shoots out and kills, it will be tantamount to a war, how can Ba Teng give up?
"I'll just make a comparison, what are you nervous about, detain these three cars for a while, even people and cars, and find Baten to get money to ransom people, it's really easy for us to bully."
Zhou Yushuang decided that this was a provocation by Baten, otherwise according to the previous agreement, their people could not cross the line casually, especially with weapons.
"Miss, don't look at the small number of them, maybe there are masters in them......"
"You think the master is a cabbage, where are there so many masters, these are the little minions who were sent to be cannon fodder, it's almost, it's time for them to get out of the car."
Zhou Yushuang put down the bazooka and picked up the semi-automatic sniper rifle on the table.
At this time, at a distance of three or four hundred meters, Zhou Yushuang didn't use a scope, so he aimed by feeling.
"Phew! Bang! Bang! ”
Zhou Yu fired three shots in a row, aiming at the tires of the jeep.
It was said that it was a military jeep, but it was not equipped with run-flat tires, and the bullets came up, only to hear "Bang!" Boom! The two jeeps behind Jiang Xun burst tires one after another!
"Squeak—"
The brakes sounded, but the flat tire caused the car to completely lose control, one of the two cars crashed headlong into a tree, and the other rolled over on its side.
Fortunately, the speed of the car was not too fast, otherwise the car would have been destroyed and people died.
And Jiang Xun's vehicle was stable and unaffected.
"One of them missed?" Zhou Yushuang was stunned, it's impossible, he will miss shooting by himself?
Zhou Yushuang wanted to pick up the gun and shoot again, but she also felt that it was shameless to do so, so she simply threw away the gun, grabbed the bazooka, and walked out of the sentry post directly.
"Stop!"
Zhou Yushuang's voice was extremely crisp and loud, even in the open mountains, it could easily be transmitted thousands of miles away.
Obviously, Zhou Yushuang has practiced kung fu, but his strength is not bad.
"Stop, get off Miss Ben immediately!" Zhou Yushuang carried a bazooka, stepped on a rock with one foot, and looked at Jiang Xun and the others playfully.
The bandit who was in charge of driving for Jiang Xun immediately stopped the car obediently, he raised his hands above his head, and said to Jiang Xun: "This woman is Zhou Yukun's daughter, she is a dominatrix, before we had a brother who fell into her hands and died a miserable death. ”
As soon as the bandit said this, he suddenly shut up, as if the woman beside Jiang Xun was even more ruthless.
Jiang Xun looked at Zhou Yushuang, he knew this girl very well.
Zhou Yushuang is somewhat similar to Yu Bingling, both are tall and long-legged, hot, and even temperament and personality are somewhat similar, both are resolute and decisive.
It's just that there is an obvious difference between her and Yu Bingling, that is, Yu Bingling's skin is as white as clotted fat, while Zhou Yushuang's skin is wheat-colored and shining in the sun.
This kind of girl is a wild leopard girl when she runs, a spirit deer that jumps when she walks, and a wild horse that cannot be tamed when she lies down.
In his previous life, Jiang Xun had several contacts with this girl, but that was after Zhou Yushuang went to Taixia, and at that time, she was already an excellent ghost hunter.
They used to be partners, but now, Zhou Yushuang is pointing at him with a bazooka.
"Just such a small number of people, Baten sent you to die? You don't touch porcelain, do you? Batten told you to fold here so that you could find an excuse to go to war? ”
Zhou Yushuang spoke very quickly, and he spoke an authentic Taixia Shangjing dialect.
Jiang Xun got out of the car, he glanced at Zhou Yushuang, and there were many emotions in his heart for a while, Zhou Yushuang is just twenty years old now, which is the age of vitality.
He said with a smile. "Miss Zhou misunderstood, I'm not from Baten, I want to come and talk to your father about something."
"It's not from Batten, you are in Batten's car, and you are still mixed with Batten's people?" Zhou Yushuang smiled, "And it's up to you, you want to see my father?" Something else to talk about? Have you grown your hair? ”
Because she was born in a bandit's den, Zhou Yushuang has always spoken in such a way that she even has some words of greeting to the women of the whole family, and she also hangs on her lips from time to time.
After Zhou Yushuang said this, the two men beside him laughed out loud, and mocked Jiang Xun mercilessly, Zhou Yukun and the centaurs on both sides of Ba Teng were originally mortal enemies, and it was good not to shoot when they met, and it was polite to taunt a few words.
"Hand over all the guys, go with my sister obediently, no matter who you are, tie them up first."
Of course, Zhou Yushuang would not bring back to the base this group of people who were very likely to be spies just because Jiang Xun said a few words.
What if they do some sabotage, or have some schemes?
Even if Jiang Xunzhen is not from Ba Teng, he has to be put in a cell and handed over to a special person for interrogation.
Jiang Xun knew that it was difficult to win the trust of Zhou Yushuang in normal dialogue, this girl, as a female bandit, was never soft on hostile forces, and Jiang Xun had obviously been identified by Zhou Yushuang as a person from hostile forces.
It's hard to change what she's determined to do.
Moreover, after Jiang Xun went to the base, he had to talk to Zhou Yukun about the sword embryo.
This is the heirloom of the Zhou family, and he wants to buy Zhou Yukun's heirloom as a suspected spy of the Baten organization, isn't that a joke?
I'm afraid that Zhou Yukun will know his purpose, and he will directly pull out a gun and collapse himself, right?
However, for all this, Jiang Xun had already thought of a countermeasure.
He coughed dryly, cleared his throat and said: "I'm not twenty years old, I look young, it's because my cultivation is special, and I have reached the realm of transformation, so I am young and permanent, I am an old acquaintance with your grandfather, in terms of seniority, you have to call me grandpa." ”
After Jiang Xun said this, Yu Bingling and Yu Guiwan both looked at Jiang Xun in shock, why did this guy suddenly start talking nonsense?
And this is too outrageous, because it is too fake, but it makes people feel a bit like the real thing.
Yu Bingling waited for Jiang Xun to take a look, this guy is really a dog who can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and generally lsp sees a beautiful woman at most and asks the other party to call him dad, Jiang Xun can be good, and directly let the girl open her mouth and call grandpa.
I can't win the trust of people in the first place, and now I still say this kind of thing, isn't this looking for a fight?
Yu Bingling asked herself, if she was molested like this, she was afraid that she would directly spin her face.
Zhou Yushuang let out a series of crisp laughter after hearing this, the two men beside Zhou Yushuang shrunk their necks when they heard this laughter, they were familiar with Zhou Yushuang, the last time Zhou Yushuang let out such a laugh, he directly ordered the few captured Baten captives to be castrated.
Zhou Yushuang slowly pulled out his pistol and opened the insurance: "Come, go on, how did you know my grandfather." ”
"I used to know you when I was fighting in Taixia, and then I came to the ghost snake a few times, your father was raised by me, and when you were a child, I also hugged you, and you urinated on me."
Jiang Xun became more and more unaware of whether he was alive or dead.
"Hehehehehe!" Zhou Yushuang laughed and trembled, she had already pushed the bullet into the chamber of the gun, in her eyes, Jiang Xun was already a dead person, but she would not easily kill Jiang Xun, this kind of disciple who ran the train with his mouth full of mouths, he had to cut off his tongue above and the crime tools below.
It's clean that way.
"You don't seem to believe me." Jiang Xun shook his head.
Zhou Yushuang aimed at Jiang Xun's crime tool with a pistol, and said with a smile: "I was bored at home, but it's good to listen to you and relieve my boredom, keep talking, don't stop." ”
Jiang Xun sighed: "You are too disrespectful to your elders, I said that you hugged you, but you didn't believe it, alas!" I didn't want to mention it, but since you don't believe it, I have to mention it, there is a pink birthmark on the back of your right butt, the size of a soybean, a bit like a heart-shaped ......"
Zhou Yushuang was about to pull the trigger, but when she heard Jiang Xun's words, her pistol almost fell off!
Miscellaneous...... What the!?
Zhou Yu's eyes widened, staring at Jiang Xun deadly.
You...... You......
At this moment, her face was like a ripe apple, turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye.
By Zhou Yushuang's side, her two subordinates didn't believe Jiang Xun's nonsense at all, they thought that Jiang Xun was about to finish the "egg", but when they saw Zhou Yushuang's reaction, they were all stunned.
No...... No way!?
They looked at each other, shocked in their hearts, this is ...... It's true!?
Immediately they realized what was going on, and they quickly turned their heads away, as if they hadn't heard anything.
Just kidding, what kind of woman is Zhou Yushuang, the eldest lady who speaks the same in the base, kills eunuchs without mercy, and sonorous roses are not enough to describe it, but this kind of thing is said by that man, how will the eldest lady mix it up in the future?
The character has collapsed!
Anyway, the two of us won't be killed, right?
Both men were terrified.
Zhou Yushuang's whole person seemed to be disconnected in place at this time, she really wanted to shoot this open-mouthed guy, but the other party could accurately tell her privacy.
Regarding the birthmark, even her father Zhou Yukun didn't know.
Because when she was born, Zhou Yukun often fought outside, how could she bother to change her daughter's diaper, her mother took her, and after she was one year old, she was transferred to the city.
Zhou Yushuang didn't think that she could be peeped in the bath, and she never had a boyfriend, let alone being seen and said by her boyfriend.
If so, is it ...... This kid, he really hugged me when I was a kid!?
This......
God, what the hell am I doing to hurt God, you actually entertain me like this.
Jiang Xun's move can be described as clean and neat, but it is just ...... Jiang Xun felt that a slightly chilled gaze seemed to appear behind him.
"Ahem......"
Jiang Xun turned his head and saw Yu Bingling with a smile on his face. As for the late return of the fish, Xiao Lori's nerves were very big, she didn't care about what Jiang Xun just said, but was attracted by a four-legged snake with a small arm not far away. She seemed to be thinking about whether or not to catch the four-legged snake.
"So, how did you know she had a birthmark on the back of her butt?" The tone of Yu Bingling's spiritual transmission is a bit playful.
Emmmm……
It's a long story.
Jiang Xun is difficult to explain.
"You're not going to tell me you're really her grandfather's brother, are you? Or...... You did hug her, but not when she was a child? ”
"Ahem, cough, ahem......" Three black lines appeared on Jiang Xun's head, and he said vaguely: "I'll talk about these things later, I want the Zhou family's heirloom sword embryo, if you don't get closer, people won't consider trading with me at all." ”
"Okay, then go back and talk about it slowly, don't worry, I won't forget this."
Jiang Xun: "......"
Zhou Yushuang really wanted to die at this time, if this was the case, she couldn't call this person a kid, maybe he was really her grandfather's brother, or even the eldest brother or something.
The Zhou family has a long heritage, and it is rumored that the sword embryo of the Zhou family, the craftsman who created it is not an ordinary martial artist, but an immortal cultivator!
If there are secret methods of cultivating immortals and the like that have been handed down, then it is not uncommon for people who have lived to be seventy or eighty years old to look like they are in their twenties.
In that case, he would really be his own elder.
I rub rub rub rub!!
Zhou Yushuang was scolding her mother in her heart, this kind of elder, one counts as one, she wants to kill them all.
But the Zhou family's tutor is very strict, don't look at Zhou Yushuang's usual open-mouthedness, and greet other people's women at every turn, but in terms of respecting the elderly, Zhou Yushuang does not dare to be ambiguous.
When she was a child, she followed her father to pay New Year's greetings to her elders, but she had to kowtow.
So, Zhou Yushuang reluctantly put away the gun, she gritted her teeth and said, "You are really me...... I...... Grandpa's brother? ”
"yes, but what do you mean by your grandfather's brother? The Zhou family's tutor has always been very strict, didn't Zhou Yukun teach you well? When you see an elder, you have to call someone first, this is basic politeness, you don't have to call me grandpa, just call grandpa, that's what you called when you were a child. ”
"I ......" Looking at Jiang Xun's face that seemed to be more immature than himself, thinking of his words just now, Zhou Yushuang only felt like he had eaten a plate of flies.
I call you uncle!
Zhou Yushuang was very broken at this time, but Jiang Xun was right, the Zhou family's tutor was really strict, if his father knew that he was disrespectful to his grandfather's brother, he was afraid not to kill himself.
Since Jiang Xun said that the Zhou family had a strict education, I am afraid that he really has a close relationship with the Zhou family.
Zhou Yushuang had a constipated expression, she would never be able to call this grandfather, she gritted her teeth and said: "Even if you know a little bit about me, it doesn't prove that you are my grandfather's brother, I don't believe it." ”
Jiang Xun spread his hands: "Okay, so ...... How do you want me to prove it? ”