One hundred and twenty-seven tofu broke teeth
There were already three people living in this shop before Zhao Shuang and the others came.
The three of them were also dressed as Jianghu people, and at this time they sat at a table and talked loudly while eating.
The landlord's daughter brought a plate of white and tender tofu to their table, and a man with two catfish whiskers grabbed the landlord's daughter's hand, and said with a smile, "Little tofu, go back to the room with the master in a while, the master will eat you." ”
The landlady's daughter pulled her hand out of Catfish Whisker's hand in a panic, but Catfish Whisker is a person from the rivers and lakes, and her strength is naturally not comparable to that of a little girl who has not learned martial arts, and it is useless for the little girl to use her strength.
Catfish Xu laughed, "It's really a good piece of tofu white and tender, such a white and tender tofu, isn't it just for the master to eat" while touching the little girl's hand shyly, "Does the tofu still want to break people's teeth, obediently follow the master back to the room for a while, the master will not treat you badly, hahahahaha"
The chivalrous and righteous disciples of Pai Yanshan naturally couldn't stand it for a long time, and they were tense one by one, and they just waited for the head of the head to give an order, and cut off the heads of these three lewd thieves.
But Qiu Shuisheng hadn't spoken yet, Zhao Shuang spoke first, "If tofu can break your teeth, will you let this girl go and get out of here?"
The catfish must follow the prestige, and when his eyes fell on Zhao Shuang's face, the smile was even better, "Yo yo, I didn't expect there to be a piece of beautiful tofu here, tsk, I have good luck today, how about eating two pieces of tofu together"
Zhao Shuang smiled evilly, "Let's make a bet, if the tofu can break your teeth, you will strip naked and get out from here, and you are not allowed to come to trouble this little girl, if you can't break your teeth, Lao Tzu will let you be a tofu to gnaw."
Catfish Xu looked at Zhao Shuang and smiled evilly, "Okay, okay, what do you say about the beautiful tofu, let's do it, I have never seen a tofu that can break my teeth, is it in this bowl?"
Zhao Shuang smiled, "I'll make you a bowl again, how can this work obediently wait." ”
After speaking, Zhao Shuang took the hand of the owner's daughter, "Go, help me make tofu." ”
Catfish must let go of the landlord's hand and said, "Go, go, hurry up and make tofu that can break the master's teeth, so that the master can see for a long time"
Zhao Shuang took the little girl to the courtyard of her house.
The disciples of Pai Yan Mountain temporarily let go of the hilt of the sword in their hands, but their eyes glared fiercely at the three of them Catfish.
A bald man next to the catfish beard said: "What do you see, haven't you seen the three brothers of Lao Tzu, Xu Ting and the three males, the three of Lao Tzu brothers roamed the rivers and lakes, what kind of woman has not played, and the grass on the grave has grown a few stubbles." ”
Some young disciples couldn't stand it and wanted to raise their knives and angrily go forward to hack these goods to death to eliminate harm for the people, but soon the experienced Pai Yanshan disciples next to him stopped them.
Zhao Shuang looked at the tofu-making tools in the yard of the landlord's house and said, "Your family originally made tofu."
The little girl "Yes, my grandfather is making tofu, our family has been making tofu for decades, this time suddenly so many people from the rivers and lakes came to the town, my father and mother changed the house into a temporary hotel, wanting to make more money, but who would have thought that some such people would come"
Zhao Shuang said, "People in the rivers and lakes, there are good and bad, let's try not to provoke them." Those people don't talk about the king's law, they don't blink when they kill, and they are very casual. ”
The little girl nodded aggrievedly, "But my father and mother don't listen to me." ”
Zhao Shuang: "Okay, even if you listen to it now, it's too late." Make tofu to go. ”
"But I'm not going to make tofu that can break people's teeth." The little girl was even more aggrieved.
"You can't, I can, what am I doing, I said you listen and do it. Boil a pot of hot water and boil the beans."
An hour later, the little girl was in a daze with a bowl of chestnut-sized tofu balls.
"What a daze, let's go." Zhao Shuang said speechlessly.
"This can break teeth," the little girl couldn't believe it.
ZHAO Shuang; "Of course you can't, go fry it in high temperature."
A quarter of an hour later, the little girl looked at the fried golden tofu balls in a daze, and she couldn't believe that they were made of tofu.
When she picked up the balls from the oil pan just now, she felt that the balls were quite heavy, like an iron bean, and the balls that were originally the size of chestnuts not only did not swell after frying, but shrank into small balls the size of peanuts.
The little girl couldn't believe that "this can break people's teeth"
"Why don't you try one?"
The little girl shook her head.
Zhao Shuang: "Let's go, break the teeth of that catfish beard." ”
The little girl carried a plate of golden balls the size of peanuts and peans on the table.
Catfish whiskers said, "You're made of tofu"
"You sniff. If you don't believe it, the little girl will do it for you again, and you will follow the visit. ”
Catfish Xu smiled and pinched a tofu ball and said, "Tofu can break teeth, hehehe, who has heard of it, well, it smells like tofu, you can taste it, can you break your teeth?"
The catfish threw a bean into its mouth, clicked and bitten, and then there was a scream, followed by two teeth spit out.
Really tofu broke out of teeth
"This," the bald accomplice of Catfishbeard looked at the two teeth on the ground in disbelief, "You obviously broke my brother's and second brother's teeth with a stone." ”
Zhao Shuang said, "You don't believe it, I can do it again, you can not believe in my character, but you can't question my cooking skills." ”
The catfish mustache covered her cheeks in pain and said, "Let her eat, let her eat, and break her teeth"
Zhao Shuang picked up a tofu ball, put it in his mouth, and said, "Okay, I'll eat this plate all right." ”
Not long after speaking, Zhao Shuang chewed and chewed the beans and ate them.
Catfish must be incredulous, "Why don't you have broken teeth?"
Zhao Shuang: "No way, good teeth." ”
Catfish must be in disbelief, his teeth are not as good as a little girl's teeth, pick up one again and put it in his mouth, this time carefully, click "ah"
Another tooth was broken.
Zhao Shuang picked one up again and put it in her mouth, gurgling, eating it very fragrant.
Catfish Whisker "You cheat, you" said as he leaned on the table and looked carefully at a plate of tofu balls, almost identical, no difference.
The catfish must pick up one and say, "You eat this one." ”
Zhao Shuang blew it, put it in his mouth, and ate it with a bang.
Still unable to believe it, Catfish Whisker picked up another one and put it in his mouth, no matter how careful he was, another tooth snapped.
Four teeth have been broken before and after, and the catfish must be furious, "Big brother, third brother, this little slut bullied me"
The boss of Xu Ting Sanxiong, who had not spoken, said, "Little girl, if you can prove that the things on your plate are indeed made of tofu, and they can indeed break people's teeth, and there is no trick, we will reveal this matter today." Otherwise"
Zhao Shuang: "What do I prove, don't you believe it yourself, take a good look at it, and you will understand." ”