Chapter 03: Peace be upon you
On the fifteenth day of the new year, I have to sleep with the queen.
Hu Ziqi thought about this for a moment, and gave Ping'an a firm look: "The moon of fifteen is sixteen round, tell the queen that I will accompany her tomorrow to admire the moon." β
So the day of the queen's bedtime was pushed to sixteen?
When Ping An went to Zhengyang Palace to spread the word, he deliberately paid attention to the queen with his afterglow, and found that the queen was both worried and happy, and finally called for a reward, so that Ping An asked His Majesty to appreciate the moon where he wanted to reward.
Far away in the beard period of the emperor's bedroom, looking at the person who did not fall off, he smiled evilly.
The so-called character design can also be the public's inherent impression of a person. The inherent impression remains the same, and if you do something that does not conform to the convention, the value of the person will not fall.
It turns out that her guess on this point is really right, after all, the character is dead, and it is impossible to interpret a person's behavior in a few simple words, and it is no problem if the big mistake is good.
Haha, doesn't the system like to follow the written requirements, so let her find a way to deal with it.
This matter can be solved, and the bearded period simply fell asleep laughing.
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Falling asleep laughing or waking up crying.
The bearded period woke up and realized this sentence.
Because Concubine Li didn't know when she was staying by the dragon's bed, she was looking at her affectionately.
"Your Majesty~"
Concubine Li was full of longing and calling, this longing was extreme, and when she saw that she woke up in the beard period, her eyes turned red, and she pressed her head against her chest.
Beard Period: "......"
Save me.
"Your Majesty," Concubine Li shook her plump body and coquettishly, "Your Majesty still remembers how many days you haven't seen the concubine's body?" β
Nima, if you have something to say, I don't know if Emperor Dingwen is just a weak chicken boy.
The embarrassed smile of the lack of breath in the beard period, with the help of the posture of getting up, pushed the concubine away: "Is the concubine resentful? β
"Yes."
Concubine Li was angry, and her delicate face was extremely aggrieved: "Your Majesty doesn't go to visit the concubine, and the concubine thinks that Your Majesty has forgotten the concubine." β
"How?"
The beard period wants to laugh at her like this.
Concubine Li twisted her body away even more dissatisfied: "Your Majesty, even if you haven't forgotten the concubine, you are disgusted." After all, flowers are not good for a hundred days, and you should be tired of seeing the face of the concubine, which is far less beautiful than the sixteenth moon. β
"Uh...... "You eat the queen's vinegar?"
"Huh," Concubine Li cried when she saw that Emperor Dingwen didn't coax herself.
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Nima, Hu Ziqi grabbed the shoulders of the concubine and hugged her in her arms: "Ai Concubine, you have wronged me." β
finally coaxed the delicate concubine away, beat the bed with a beard, and gave him a fierce look when Ping An came in to serve.
"Your Majesty."
Peace and fear.
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It was sixteen after the night, but today a hundred officials are resting, and the emperor is also on vacation, and he slept beautifully in the beard period, stretched out his arms to let people serve this dressing and grooming, and used a mouthful of each of the more than a dozen things early, so as to feel a little bit of the life that the emperor should have.
"The minion heard that a few new species have been added to the 'Garden of Beasts', Your Majesty can go and take a look?" Ping'an handed over the brewed ginseng tea.
I was thinking about what Xiu Mu was doing and I thought about it, and it was worthy of being mixed in the palace.
The Hundred Beasts Garden has to pass through most of the palace, but this place lives up to its reputation, the garden from birds and beasts to exotic flowers and plants, domestic, the gathering of Fanbang, in the palace pavilion with carved beams and painted columns, it is not false to say that it is extremely beautiful, and the beard period is very impulsive to pat and pat.
"Your Majesty."
At the lotus corridor, a group of warblers and swallows saw the holy car from afar.
Emperor Dingwen has a queen and a concubine, seven concubines, these people will see sooner or later, and they didn't hide at this time, smiling at the beauties, and telling peace, "Lunch is on the table." β
The three concubines who were playing here soon arrived.
They are not amazingly beautiful, they look all kinds of colors, and they are only in their teens, and they are all lively and cute, and they can play with simple drumming and passing flowers.
Is the laugh so low?
The beard period is tired for them.
But just play with the little beauties for a few times, she still has an appointment.
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On the night of March 16, the emperor and queen picked up the star pavilion to meet.
Tonight's moon didn't hit the face of the beard period, it was really a little round, and when she saw that the queen who looked gentle came as promised, the beard period gave her the flowers she picked, and said angrily: "I picked it with my own hands." β
The queen's little face turned red: "Your Majesty." β
"Let's go."
The beard period dragged the queen's hand to ascend.
Climbing the tallest building and drinking the coldest wind, the long hair of both of them flew backwards, but as far as the eye could see, there were thousands of lights outside the palace.
"The Star Pavilion can actually see the outside of the palace."
The queen came for the first time.
The bearded period is the same, pointing to the clouds swimming past the moon: "Like a school of fish?" β
"Fish?" The queen covered her mouth lightly and smiled, "The concubine thinks of Yunjin." β
"What about that?" Bearded Qi leaned against the railing and raised his hand to another place.
Queen: "Like a landscape." β
Admire the clouds, the moon, the lights, a reward is an hour, and the queen's sneezes are out, but I am embarrassed to spoil the atmosphere.
Until the beard period, I can't resist sneezing and sneezing.
"It's all the concubines who have given your majesty the sickness," the queen blamed herself.
"Nonsense."
I pretended.
The imperial physician who took it seriously during the beard period was sure that she couldn't sleep with the queen from the mouth of the imperial doctor, and she left with "regret".
As for whether the queen can blow the cold wind on the fifteenth day of the new year and escape from sleeping in the harem, the beard period has not yet come up with a result.
But as long as the bell rings the next day, she has to get up and go to the morning court while she is still alive, and if she doesn't get up, the system will deduct points.
Picking up his clothes and closing his eyes against time, "I really go to bed later than the dog, and wake up earlier than the chicken, ah-"
Before the words of the chicken and dog were finished, the two dark shadows outside the dormitory roared in fright.
Poof.
A dark shadow knelt on the ground: "Minister, Minister Sun Ping, came to give a lecture to Your Majesty, disturbed Your Majesty, and Your Majesty atoned for your sins." β
Lecturing?
Bearded Qi looked at the two of them in shock.
Well, it's really her hand-picked waiter. The eldest grandson was recommended by the great eunuch Cui Xiao, and the other ......
Ping'an rushed in when he heard the movement, and scolded Li Mu who was standing with his hands tied in a panic: "Don't kneel down yet." β
[Your character value hasn't dropped.] γ
The system pops up.
Hu Ziqi glanced at the screen thrown out, and turned his eyes to look at Li Mu.
The eldest grandson was kneeling on the ground to make a comparison, and Li Mu, who had changed into an official uniform, was so calm that he didn't like to speak, so he took off his robe and knelt on the cold floor tiles.
"That's it," the beard flicked his neckline, and he was a little depressed, "I was startled by you, and I was exempted from preaching." β
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
The eldest grandson Ping was overjoyed, and he climbed a few times before getting up, and he was already in a cold sweat.
Li Mu then got up and glanced at the display screen that was floating in the air with a big grin in the beard period: "Your Majesty still needs to wait for the early morning chanting in the future?" β
As soon as he opened his eyes when he was full of food, he listened to people chanting, as if he was overbearing: "No need. β
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[If the host violates the ancestral system, 5 points will be deducted.] γ
Beard Period: "......"
What the?
Violating the ancestral system, deducting 5 points?
The bearded person is stupid, and he suspects that he is in the wrong position to get up, otherwise why would he deduct 5 points at once? That's the value of betraying the hue and hooking up with Emperor Dingwen's wife to protect him-
Bang, the person who cracked on the spot hit his head on the screen.
"Your Majestyβ"
System: Don't blame me for not saving you, blame yourself.
[Product No. 88 requests to be connected.] γ
The system turned to Li Mu, and his already sweet voice was a hundred times sweeter.
In the dormitory where many eunuchs and palace maids shouted chaotically, Li Mu straightened his sleeves and walked away without a cloud, just as chic as he was in a sentence to lose his beard and set a five-point person.
Huh.
The system thinks that someone is afraid that time is running out.
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"Your Majesty?"
"Your Majesty?"
Ping An knelt beside the bed and called out to His Majesty with his eyes closed.
"Stop screaming."
Bearded Qi opened his eyes: "I want to be quiet." β
"Your Majesty......" Ping'an felt that her face was too ugly, "but those two attendants scared Your Majesty?" The servant summoned the two men over and questioned them. β
Those two!
That Li Mu, if he hadn't talked a lot, how could he have fallen?
Hu Ziqi pounded the bed: "Go, call those two people, especially that Li Mu, back to me." β
As soon as the sky was white, and the lantern was not even lit, Ping'an took the eunuch into Fengtian Pavilion to arrest Li Mu, who closed his eyes and recuperated, and Changsun Ping.
The two of them knelt in front of the already well-dressed beard.
The eldest grandson pouted and bowed to the ground: "Your Majesty, this hall is lit with candles, and the minister never expected to scare Your Majesty, and I hope that Your Majesty will atone for your sins." β
So you're blaming me?
Hu Ziqi had an indifferent face: "Aren't you two here to chant?" Read a little more for me. β
Went out of their way to arrest them just for chanting?
Not a crime?
Changsun Ping's cold sweat came down again, and he muttered, "Minister, minister didn't bring books." β
"The little pigeon will go and fetch it for the two adults," Ping'an's face was colder than the floor tiles, and the yin and yang made them go to the side and kneel, and read a little louder.
System: [...... Otherwise, forget it. γ
"That's a five-point human value."
"Five o'clock!"
Damn, crying, it's all to blame these two people, nothing to find any sense of existence.
The beard period withered and lay down: "Go and inform the previous dynasty, I can't do it for the past few days." β
"Your Majesty," Ping'an really wept, and got up and said, "The slave will pass on the imperial doctor." β
Hu Ziqi didn't stop it, and looked at Li Mu who was kneeling in front of the door of the dormitory.
Shame that she thought that this person hit the face of the college boss, and he was fated, so she had to give him a big official...... That's how to repay her!
Damn Li Mu.
The person kneeling in front of the door from a distance, holding a volume of the Tao Te Ching in one hand, is mindful of one of the chapters.
"Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are dogs......"
He stopped and turned to the next page: "The saint is unkind, and uses the people as dogs." β
Damn it.
The beard period bounced up, and he scolded me.
Boom~
The system will pop up the screen, with its own BGM, and sing while playing: [Peace to you, peace to you. γ
Beard period: [βγ»'Π Μγ» β]