Chapter 9: No more pretending
From this, it can be seen that Mu Sheng is the most realistic, his big head seems to have an enmity with the ground, and there are three sounds.
When I got up again, I saw that Mu Sheng's head was a little red.
One meal and drink, it's really a lot of recovery, two more brothers at once, it's good, but it's too fast for me to slow down for a while......
For such a meal, we ate and stopped until noon, and then we stopped, not because of anything else, but because Mu Sheng and Shui Sheng had fallen to the ground drunk and fell asleep.
At this time, the husband's face was a little ruddy, but fortunately there was a mat on the ground, which was not dirty, but it was not a matter of going down like this, so the husband helped the two of them to the room to sober up.
Feng over there was also drunk, but she was drunk and just fell asleep silently, and she didn't make any noise, but we didn't pay attention.
Huzi shouted "Mother" on the side, and we found out that the husband stabbed me with his hand and said, "Lady, you can help my sister-in-law inside." ”
"Huh?"
Why did you change your mind so quickly, didn't you let me work?
The husband looked at Sister-in-law Feng with some embarrassment and said, "It's inconvenient." ”
Sister-in-law Feng was tall, and I finally pulled her to sit up, and I felt that I was sweating all over my body.
"Lady, don't move!"
"And do you want to help?" I asked.
As soon as the husband turned around and went back to the room, I heard a crackling sound from inside, and then I saw Mu Sheng come out with a red face, and I could vaguely see the palm prints of the husband on it.
It's so ruthless!
"Third child, you're too ruthless, I have a grudge against you?"
Mu Sheng hugged Sister-in-law Feng and didn't forget to complain.
"That's not what I mean, second brother, I called you, if you don't wake up, what can I do, so as not to see my second sister-in-law catch a cold on the ground!"
Hearing this, Mu Sheng was also happy: "The third child loves his daughter-in-law, in the future, I will learn more from you." ”
He looked at the sky and called out, "Huzi"
Huzi immediately understood, said goodbye to me and my husband, and followed Mu Sheng back home.
The aquatic life over there is still sleeping with his head bored, and he is also alone, even if he sleeps until tomorrow, no one cares.
At this time, the yard was in a mess, and it took a while for the husband to clean it up.
The husband must be tired, just after cleaning up, he is lying comfortably on the bamboo mat, holding a Erlang's legs and shaking, that is also a comfortable, I fell in his arms to look at this cloud for a while.
Xu is wine came up, and he felt that his eyelids were heavy and wanted to droop down: "Just take a nap!" ”
Although it was spring, but later, the wind was still a little cool, Suddenly a gust of wind woke me up, I opened my eyes, at this time the blue sky and white clouds were already red, and the egg yolk-like sun only left half of my face.
My husband was still asleep, so I shook him vigorously: "Get up, the sun is drying your butt!"
My husband frowned, opened his worried eyes, and hugged me in his arms: "It's not dawn yet, let's sleep for a while!" ”
There was a sigh and I heard someone talking.
"Why did you get here and don't say a word to the old man~"
Why is this sound so familiar?
The husband got up suddenly: "Why are you here?" ”
I looked back, and my mouth opened wide in surprise: "Uncle Xu, how did you find it?" ”
Uncle Xu didn't think he was an outsider, so he sat cross-legged on the bamboo mat, and deliberately got very close to us, saying, "I came here when I smelled you!" ”
"It's a dog's nose!" I laughed.
"Hey!" Uncle Xu waved his hand to hit me, but the husband immediately glared at him fiercely.
Seeing that he was scaring me, my husband picked up the big broom that swept the yard and said to Uncle Xu: "Hurry up, we don't welcome you!" ”
Uncle Xu looked at his husband with a sad face: "You are still a rake ear, the old man is just a joke, you have to cheer up the husband!" ”
After hearing this, the husband said thoughtfully: "Okay, I'll cut you first today!" ”
Hearing this, Uncle Xu jumped to his feet angrily: "You are a descendant, no big or small, I am not your wife." ”
It's in vain if you don't see this excitement, I grabbed a handful of melon seeds from my pocket, knocked while watching, knocked while having fun, wasn't Uncle Xu a very serious person before, but now he looks like an old naughty boy!
"I'm not leaving!"
Uncle Xu was angry, sat next to me, pulled out melon seeds from my hand and began to swallow.
"It's not okay to eat my stuff!"
I shrank my hand, but I still let him grab most of it, this is fried by my husband himself, it is very fragrant, so I can't give it to a ghost!
was busy and hid, Uncle Xu floated out a long way at once, and deliberately snorted to show me, really angry with us.
"Don't you don't eat these earthly things?"
Uncle Xu shook his head and said: "I can eat it, but it tastes the same as chewing wax, and it is very unpalatable!" ”
"It's unpalatable, you still eat it!" I exclaimed, "Aren't you a waste!" ”
Shui Sheng yawned and came to the yard, his eyes still full of sleepiness: "What's wrong?" So noisy! ”
"I didn't ...... It's okay. "I can only say, after all, no one can believe this thing.
Uncle Xu on the side was even more proud, relying on the fact that he couldn't see it, so he began to tease him.
"Why are melon seeds falling from the sky today?"
Shui Sheng took it with both hands, he thought that he hadn't woken up yet, and blinked his eyes vigorously, and at this time, the melon seeds suddenly turned into melon seed skins......
"This?"
His eyes suddenly turned into bull's eyes, he swallowed hard, looked at me and my husband, and said, "Second brother, Qiu'er, I'm afraid I'm not awake yet, I'll go back and rest first!" ”
Watching him run out of the house, my husband and I froze at the same time, and then began to laugh.
I laughed and said, "I didn't expect it to be an old naughty boy!" ”
After the prank, Uncle Xu was particularly proud: "I didn't dare to do this before, wasn't I afraid of scaring you, this pretended to me, I'm so tired!" ”
"Then why don't you pretend now?"
"It's useless to pretend, you're still afraid of me, don't pretend, you can see how fun I am!"
"That's it!" After laughing, the husband returned to his serious appearance just now, still holding the big broom in his hand, and waved it at Uncle Xu, "Let's go, our temple is small, please don't come to your Buddha." ”
Uncle Xu immediately walked in front of his husband with a shy face, looking like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water: "It's okay, I don't dislike it!" ”
This time it was a fire to the husband, he took the broom to greet Uncle Xu, but it was useless, Uncle Xu floated around very dexterously, and after a while, the husband was out of breath.
"You come here, your family is a big family, oh what if you don't have a big family?" I had the heart to let him go quickly, so I said.
Who knows that it's okay not to say it, but it's even worse when you say it.
Uncle Xu smiled mysteriously, and waved one hand at my side: "Here!"
I don't care what kind of trick this is.
But next to him, he remembered a creepy voice: "The lady of the He family." ”
This ghost brought his family with him?
I jumped behind my husband, holding on to my husband's shirt and refusing to let go, but Mrs. Xu walked towards us with a smile, feeling even more creepy.
Seeing that Uncle Xu waved his hand again, Mrs. Xu was followed by two girls.
"What do you want to do!" The husband clenched his fists, and he could see that he was angry.
"It's nothing, let you see, I'm superb!"
As soon as Uncle Xu withdrew his hand, these people were gone, and he said complacently: "Where are there any other people, these are all changed by me, if you touch them, they will be a puff of smoke and immediately disperse." ”
It turned out to be all bluffing tricks.
"Don't worry, I won't trouble you!" Uncle Xu said, and disappeared again.
At this time, it is impossible to move away, this is still sticking to me and my husband, and it is a headache to think about.
"By the way, you'll have to build me a house."
Uncle Xu came out of nowhere again, and this time it can really scare the cowardly.
"Get out!"
Uncle Xu, who was almost close to roaring, shouted.
Uncle Xu was not angry, he stroked his beard and made a contemplative gesture: "Then I live in your house, where do you live?" ”
put on a reluctant look: "Okay, I'll squeeze with you, anyway, I don't take up space, you can just sleep on me." ”
This time, without waiting for his husband to work, he had already disappeared.
If a man can still punch twice, what should this ghost do?
However, we will not compromise easily, and my husband and I have decided to ignore this annoying Uncle Xu.
My husband took my hand and said that when I walked around in Pengyang Village, Mr. Xu's voice suddenly sounded beside me: "Okay, it's just together." ”
looked around, but Uncle Xu was nowhere to be seen, and the husband said, "You go away, don't disturb us." ”
"Okay, okay, give you young people some space."
Uncle Xu stopped making a sound as he spoke, which meant that he didn't plan to follow.
"Let's go!"
The husband whispered in my ear, then picked me up and left the yard quickly, only to hear a voice behind me getting quieter and quieter: "What are you running, I can still eat you?" ”
It was very comfortable not to walk, I was held firmly in my husband's arms, wrapped my hands around his neck, and said with a smile: "Why do you run so fast, pay attention to the road under your feet." ”
"The lady really knows that she is distressed!"
Saying that, he kissed me on the face.
"Yo, didn't you just move in? It's love. ”
A chubby woman pointed at me and my husband and shouted, and as she spoke, she pulled a few women around her and muttered, and then pointed at us and snickered, as if we were so immoral.
"Come on, come on, eat melon seeds!" The fat woman seemed to be interested in us and took the initiative to come over and hand the melon seeds.
"Don't eat it!"
I looked up, dismissive of her.
I could see that she was a little embarrassed, and the hand that stretched out to me stopped in front of me, only to see her pouting, but her mouth was still full of enthusiasm: "I heard that your father-in-law's surname is He, then I will call you Mrs. He." ”
I covered my mouth and smiled, "Why did my sister ask about my husband's surname?" ”
As soon as the words fell, her face suddenly turned red, and she stood there unable to hold back a word.