Chapter 53: First Strikes Stronger
But there was a sudden gust of cold wind on my body, and I covered the quilt on my body again, but my hand touched it indiscriminately for a long time, but I didn't touch it, "Hey, where is my quilt?" ”
Helplessly, it was too cold, I opened my eyes and saw it, but I was angry, Uncle Xu is really good now, I found that I was standing in the back mountain, no wonder it was so cold, it turned out to be the old man.
Suddenly, I thought of a problem, screamed, and hurriedly covered my body, but it was against the soft jacket, and I immediately put my mind at ease: It's okay, it's okay, put the clothes on for me.
"That's not right!" I shouted and walked up to Uncle Xu, twisting his ears vigorously with my hand, "You old rascal, why are you ......?"
I was embarrassed to say the rest of the words, and looked at him angrily.
Uncle Xu smiled: "Xiao Qiu'er, you really misunderstood me, although I am not a decent gentleman, I am not cold and unscrupulous, I like everything, right?" I cast a spell on you to wear yourself. ”
"Well, that's pretty much it!" I nodded, and felt that something was wrong again, and yelled at him, "What a coldness! ”
Uncle Xu looked me up and down, and finally stared at my chest for a moment, smacked his lips, and said with a disgusted face: "Hey, it's really not to my liking~"
This...... Forget it, I'm too lazy to bother with him, if I don't take the evening away, he won't let me go back, sure enough, money can make ghosts grind, and even Lord Wei can make Uncle Xu move, hey, is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality?
Along the way, I complained a lot: "Uncle, don't you know how to be like yourself?" ”
"Don't you have mana?"
"Call me out in the middle of the night to call a woman out, it's so cold!"
Uncle Xu said slowly: "This is an ancient beast, what can I do to move it, of course I want to bring you along, aren't you born with divine power?" ”
I smiled bitterly and said, "It's better not to have it, sure enough, those who can work hard~"
"Not really! I'm optimistic about you, little Qiu'er. ”
So, such a night, I was blown by the cold wind, tears flowed in my heart, it was useless to complain bitterly, Uncle Xu was not a ghost who cherished the fragrance and jade, let me cry, let me make trouble, just don't allow me to go home.
When the sky was bright, I was taken home by Uncle Xu, this night, can give me a toss, Uncle Xu said that he couldn't lift it, so we were together, so we could only walk all night, and when I came back, I could be faster.
"You can't do it with this body!" Uncle Xu looked like an expert, "I made it like this for you overnight, it's false, it's really empty!" ”
I glared at my eyes full of dark circles and scolded him, "Why didn't you sleep all day during the day yesterday, what about me!" What about me! ”
Xu is saliva sprayed on Uncle Xu's face, and he immediately wiped his face with his hand: "Why do you say this, you don't sleep, blame me?" ”
"How did I know you would call me!"
"How do I know I can't move!"
We quarreled all the way, and in the end, Uncle Xu and I were both dry mouths looking for water.
The sound of chickens crowing came from all around, and I said in a dry voice, "No matter how annoying and annoying you are, you ...... It's time to wash and sleep......"
I walked in a messy way, walked and shook twice to get to the room, and finally saw my dear bed again, and I pounced!
"Ahh
Then, I saw my husband clutching his stomach and screaming in pain, and then I remembered that my husband was still sleeping on the bed, and my whole body was pressed on his stomach, and I hurriedly asked: "Husband, are you okay~"
My husband didn't answer my words, but stretched out his hand and pointed at me, and said with difficulty: "Go, go away!" ”
"Oh!" I hurriedly walked away from my husband's stomach, and my husband's face immediately improved and he took a big breath of fresh air.
After a moment, he looked at me with strange eyes: "Why did you get up so early?" ”
I haven't slept all night, my headache is like it's going to explode, how can I have the heart to say this, this time, I accurately bypassed my husband, threw myself on the bed, soft and comfortable~ immediately, fell asleep~
"Qiu'er, we have to do the third thing!"
That night, Uncle Xu came to my room again and took me out without saying anything, this time with my poor husband.
I nodded indifferently, and suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Looking up, the moon is dark and the wind is high, and when you kill people and set fires, it is difficult to ......
"Okay, you old ghost!" I stomped my foot and pulled him into the village, "Uncle, are you really going to help that corrupt official?" ”
"Definitely!" Uncle Xu talked to my husband and me in detail about his plan.
It turned out that I had misunderstood him, and he was going to report the news.
Since this Lord Wei can think of letting Uncle Xu kill people, if Uncle Xu doesn't agree, he will also find someone else to kill, rather than fall into the hands of others, Uncle Xu said, it is better to take it himself, so that they can be notified to escape.
And Lord Wei thinks that if we have a handle in his hands, we will be obedient, however, it is impossible~
In this way, in the middle of the night, the three of us knocked on the door door from door to door to explain the matter, at first everyone didn't believe it, thinking that it was sent by Lord Wei to drive them away, but when Uncle Xu descended from the sky, they were immediately dumbfounded.
How could the person in front of him not know that this was the Fang Shi who killed Xi, the famous Xu Lao Immortal, and immediately bowed his head.
Uncle Xu nodded, and there seemed to be a flash of light on his body, which was full of style.
Well, the crowd is boiling.
"This is a real immortal!"
"But no, I can fly, who can do it as an ordinary person?"
As a result, Uncle Xu was treated like a moon by the stars.
"Take this!" Uncle Xu threw down the list given by Master Wei, "It can be used as physical evidence!" ”
When everyone looked at it, their names and addresses were written on it, and the handwriting was that of Lord Wei, so it was okay now, just waiting for tomorrow to cure the sin of Lord Wei.
After all this was done, I was a little worried, how to explain my fruit trees, which had been painstakingly cared for for for a few months, and had only been harvested for a year, and then they were about to disappear again.
"It's okay lady, it's good if we're still together!" My husband put his arm around my shoulders and smiled, not caring about anything else.
I nodded, and was about to sensationalize, when Uncle Xu suddenly got between the two of us and said with a smile: "Don't forget me!" ”
Tonight was perfect, and I didn't have to feel guilty after all, just waiting for the next day.
Early the next morning, Uncle Xu woke us up again, and he said, "We can take this box of gold, silver and jewelry and sue the dog official!" ”
"First strike!" The husband gave a thumbs up.
After quickly cleaning up, we hired a few carriages to drive to the prefect's yamen, after all, there are many people in this early morning, and if Uncle Xu flies in the imperial law, it is inevitable that he will be in the limelight.
But I didn't expect that at this time, the gate of the yamen was closed, and the people standing outside the county yamen were the people we saw yesterday, and they immediately knelt down when they saw Uncle Xu: "Living immortals, thanks to you, we can be safe and sound." ”
Uncle Xu hurriedly asked everyone to get up: "Kneeling at the door of the yamen, the old man is not like talking, get up quickly!" Get up! ”
Left and right waited and waited for the yamen to open the door, from the morning to noon, the people had already left, and then at night, in the end there were only three of us left, it seems that the true confirmation of which sentence: the yamen is open, there is no reason to come in.
All the people were disappointed, and even began to say goodbye to Uncle Xu, since it was useless, they could only go to another country, so as not to happen yesterday's incident again, yesterday, it was Uncle Xu, if it was replaced by someone else, wouldn't it be lifeless.
In addition to being afraid, most people retreated, and the officials protected each other, and persevered, there was only a dead end.
Uncle Xu said angrily: "Is this no one cares?" ”
The husband looked at everything around silently, there were more than a dozen soldiers standing at the yamen, wearing armor and holding spears in their hands, staring at us, at this time there was only us outside, this is not to prevent us from breaking into the yamen?
It's not right to say that they are deliberately provoking us, and if they come forward, I am afraid that they will add another crime to us for trespassing in the court.
"Let's go!" Husband Jun Dao.
As he spoke, he took my hand, dragged Uncle Xu's clothes, and walked in the direction of home.
Along the way, Uncle Xu's voice of grief was endless: "This, these people are simply beasts, I'm sorry, birds and beasts are not as good, there are all human and material evidence, why can't it!" ”
"No, no, if no one comes out, it's clear that this case will not be accepted!" I sneered.
"Those boxes of gold, silver, and jewelry aren't cheap for them!" Uncle Xu turned around and was about to go back to get it.
The husband stopped: "If you want this silver, you will put it at the door of the yamen anyway, if you lose it, you won't do anything for us." ”
He snorted coldly again: "I'm afraid that after we leave, that Lord Wei will send someone to fetch it himself!" ”
"I don't know how much silver he used, and he can get the prefect!" I said angrily.
When she got home, Lan Qi immediately came out to greet her, although it was spring, it was still cool in the morning and evening, and seeing her frozen like that, she also stood outside for a long time.
"But you took down the dog officer?" She laughed.
But seeing our dejected appearance, Lan Qi hesitated and said, "It won't be undone, right?" Then why did you come back so late? ”
"The yamen are all resting, what can we do!" I muttered.
"With so much evidence in front of you, you can't do it!" Lan Qi's feet stomped vigorously on the ground, and he said, "All the people in Jingzhou City know that the dog official's 'great achievements' can't do it!" ”
"Don't talk about Jingzhou City, even we know it here!" Lan Qi gritted his teeth and said.
How did Pengyang Village know? I was a little puzzled, and when I entered the Zhuangzi and saw a room full of people, I was even more surprised: "How do you know?" ”
Widow Wang sat in front, got up, took out a piece of paper from her bosom and put it on the table: "Qiu'er, look at this!" ”
When I picked it up and looked at it, I actually said that Uncle Xu and I were bewitching the people, picking quarrels and provoking trouble, and wanted to arrest us.
But at the moment, there are no officers and soldiers coming, and it doesn't look like they are trying to arrest us, and this dog officer is doing some tricks.
"They don't want to arrest us yet, just a warning."