Chapter 14: Strawberries!?
Jiang sent the small buns to the kindergarten and then sent Gu Jiu to the newspaper
β in the newspaper
Chen Xin took out a lunch box into her bag, "I made the breakfast myself, give you a taste"
"Hmm... Good.. Thank you" I was too anxious to drink milk in the morning, so I am still full now, but I still accept the kindness of others
Gu Jiu wanted to ask Qiqi what happened last night, so he took out his mobile phone from his bag
I don't know if I don't look at it, but when I see that the screen shows the missed calls of ninety-nine plus, all of them are from Jiang Yi
What the hell happened last night! Gu Jiu scratched his head a little frantically
Chen Xin saw her appearance and thought that something had happened to her, so she asked, "What's wrong?"
"No, it's fine"
Gu Jiu put her phone back in her bag and started her writing career again
Gu Jiu is basically familiar with the people in the newspaper, but the relationship with Xiao Yun is still the same, every word Xiao Yun said to Gu Jiu was tingling, and Gu Jiu tried to ignore her
"Hey, you know what? I heard that the greasy president is coming to the newspaper office."
The man in the plaid shirt with the work card around his neck turned his head sideways to the people next to him and said
"Who knows if it's true, I haven't come once for so long, I see, it's useless to come, there is a vacant position as president, and it doesn't actually help much"
When Gu Jiu heard the word president, he simply pricked up his ears to listen to them
Seeing that they were discussing so intensely, the girl next to him also interjected, "Eh, have you heard, the president took his girlfriend to the skating rink a few days ago, and guess what?" β
The people who had been whetted their appetites also approached
"What happened next?"
"And then?"
The newspaper office was instantly lively
The girl continued the previous paragraph, "Later, the president and his girlfriend saw that a man of about 1.8 meters was so handsome, so he shouted loudly
When the president saw his girlfriend like this, he wanted to show his skills in front of his girlfriend and behave well, but it turned out to be good, and he fell to the ground, with his feet in the air, like a turtle."
"Hahaha" The people who were listening to the gossip next to them laughed heartily
Gu Jiu also couldn't help it a little, and when he heard the word like a turtle, he held his stomach in one hand and pounded his desk with the other and laughed
"Don't laugh yet, it's not over yet," the girl interrupted their laughter and continued, "and then knocked out two front teeth and was taken to the hospital, but the doctor told him that he should go to the dentist first instead of the doctor first
His eighty-year-old mother was very busy, running back and forth between the hospital and the dental hospital, and finally she was told that she needed a tooth to solve the problem of air leakage in his two front teeth, and his eighty-year-old mother felt that a gold and silver inlay in her front teeth would make a fortune, and it would be better to let her son in his forties marry a daughter-in-law."
The girl continued: "I don't have a sense of picture when I talk about it, and when you really see the president, that's funny."
"Hahaha" There was a burst of laughter from the sixth floor of the newspaper office, and some of them ran to the bathroom after laughing
As soon as the editor-in-chief arrived, he heard them gossiping, so he stood at the door and waited for them to finish before coming in
"Say what? Still not working well? β
When everyone heard this, they hurried back to their jobs
The president also walked in at this time
"I've heard you all the way around, what are you yelling about?" the president said, revealing his gold and silver teeth
The editor-in-chief saw the president's teeth, covered his mouth, and ran to the bathroom tremblingly
"Poof... Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death," the editor-in-chief laughed in the bathroom until tears fell
Everyone also saw it, but in order to avoid being expelled, they tried not to laugh
When the president returned to the office, everyone laughed louder.
ββThe First People's Hospital
Jiang Yi walked in the corridor as usual, but was greeted by the strange eyes of the nurses
Jiang Yi's assistant came up from behind him and patted him on the shoulder
"Just in time, let me ask you, is there anything different from my usual today" Jiang Yi pointed to himself and asked
When the assistant heard the question, he circled around him, looked at it from beginning to end, dragged his chin with one hand to make a thoughtful expression, and nodded gently
Jiang Yi was a little uncomfortable by him, but he could only let him continue to watch
Finally, the assistant noticed the red thing on his neck, pointed to his neck and said, "What, strawberry?" Isn't it, big brother, you finally have a partner after being single for twenty-five years? Is it the one in the previous book? β
"Strawberries? Fruits that can be eaten? Jiang Yi asked this question seriously
Alas...... I forgot that this guy has been single for twenty-five years, and I guess he is still an old virgin man
"I'm afraid this question is not very easy to answer, you better check Baidu"
"Uh..., there will be an operation to be done later, you prepare first" Jiang Yi took out his mobile phone and clicked on Baidu, and entered a series of texts
"Ahem" Jiang Yi covered his mouth with his hands and coughed lightly, Baidu also showed how to grow strawberries and how to grow strawberries, Jiang Yi couldn't help but click in
That's what it means... His face turned red instantly, but because there was an operation to be done later, he didn't have time to think about it, so he rushed to the operating room.