Chapter 18: The coachman goes, and the donkey stays

"What a slave with a loyal face, take advantage of my good mood and give me a drive now. Everyone in the province knows that I am a madman, and even if I kill you, I will only be scolded. If I am unsatisfied, I am afraid that if you die today, you will die in vain! Look at how far I'm going, don't go quickly! ”

The coachman trembled with fright, and only shouted in his mouth: "Spare your life." "Xu has never seen such a lady, even the village girl in the village rarely sees such a open-minded person, the coachman has forgotten how he can be controlled by a strong man.

Lin Dang was imposing at this moment, and she was about to intimidate and scare her, but she felt that someone was pulling her hand. I lowered my head slightly, but I saw that it was Lin Lang. He was pouting with a ruddy, fat little mouth, shaking his arms and saying unhappily: "Second sister, I don't allow you to talk about yourself like this, second sister is not crazy!" ”

The two children are worthy of being brothers and sisters of a mother and twins, Lin Lang will finish saying this, Lin Lin nodded with a chicken pecking rice on the side: "Well, my second sister is not crazy." After speaking, the coachman who pointed his hand at the idea of escaping stomped his feet angrily, and his big apricot eyes flashed with indignation: "He is a madman, he is a madman." ”

Lin Lang did not echo and say some nonsense. He patted his clothes, stood up and stood in front of Ye Yaoxiao, and took out a jade-embedded dagger from his body.

Lin Dang glanced at it casually and was stunned.

She knew this dagger, and she had seen it in the museum.

"A jade-inlaid gold-handled dagger?"

If it weren't for the fact that there was still a coachman in his hand who needed to be coerced, Lin Dang would almost have taken it and put it in his hand to take a look. This dagger, with a total length of thirty-three centimeters, is only one-tenth of its length, and in fact, it can also be called a short sword. Lin Lang was considerate, and perhaps saw that Lin Dang was curious about this knife, so he handed it to Lin Dang on tiptoe.

Waiting for Lin Dang to take it in his hand, Lin Lang actually clapped his hands and smiled happily: "Second sister, you are finally willing to ask for my things!" "Every time I gave it to her before, the second sister either scolded me or glared at me, but it was scary, but this time the second sister was finally willing to take a second look!

Lin Lang's heart was filled with joy, but he didn't forget that there was a disobedient coachman in front of him. He was small but full of momentum, only to see him pointing at the coachman with one hand on his waist and the other on his finger, and his milk voice was fierce: "Don't make a bad idea, my second sister's knife is as sharp as clay, if you act recklessly, the baby knife will not have long eyes!" ”

It is said that Lin Lang is a child, and he looks good-looking. But as soon as he stood beside Lin Dang, the little child actually had a feeling of scolding Fang Zun.

Lin Dang held the green jade in her hand, and found that it was the same as the treasure knife she saw, this knife was stained with cinnabar in some places and showed orange, but it was naturally integrated with the green jade, this knife was very long, and I didn't know how this little thing was brought over. Of course, now is not the time to ask, Lin Dang didn't mention it for the time being, only the blade was facing up, straight to the coachman's neck, and smiled: "Such a good knife has killed you, and you are not a loss." ”

Lin Lang on the side laughed more and more happily when he listened, and the corners of Lin Dang's clothes were tighter. He said that the second sister was a kind-hearted person, and it was clear that this was a ceremonial knife, which he had hidden on the donkey cart a long time ago. The second sister had seen it before and knew that this knife was not very sharp, even if it was to cut a piece of rice paper, and it would take half a day.

Where does Lin Dang know what is cut and not cut, she is purely to scare people. Of course, if the coachman resolutely refuses to admit it, then she will knock the coachman unconscious and throw him up the mountain.

Anyway, no one in the Lin Mansion family wants her to go back, even if she is blamed for killing someone, she can be dragged to intermittent madness. Besides, Lin Dang actually had a plan in her heart, even if she couldn't return to Beijing for a while, she didn't want to go to Lin Mansion Zhuangzi to face that group of crazy people.

Don't mention Lin thought about things in a twist and turn, just saying that the coachman's neck was cold, and people were scared to pee.

Lin Dang frowned and kicked Lin Lang. Reprimand: "Filthy people, stay away." ”

Lin Lang actually liked Lin Dang like this to him very much, and when he heard her say this, he hurriedly stepped back obediently. The smile on the corner of the cub's mouth didn't fall. This situation made the coachman feel annoyed for a while, and he knew that he shouldn't have accepted Lin Lan's words last night. If he had honestly sent the second girl to Puyuan Temple, the second girl would not have been stimulated to go crazy again. According to Datang's law: a madman kills someone, that is, he is only executed dozens of times, but his own life is not guaranteed!

The coachman was so frightened by Lin Dang that he knew where to put it, he was just a Zhuangzi, and he didn't have much courage and knowledge, he dared to do this to Lin Dang, one was because he was instigated by Lin Lan, and the other was because he thought that Lin Dang was no one to care about and no one to care. In fact, people in the world are praising the high and stepping on the low, and the bankers are no exception. Even because he is at the bottom, he is even more unscrupulous and has no bottom line.

"Less nonsense, let's go!"

Lin Dang's hairpin had already pierced into the coachman's flesh, and the coachman even forgot about "huh" at this time, and only shook his hands all the way to the mountain, and even almost rushed down the mountain because of nervousness.

When they got to the ground, Lin Lang and Lin Lin had nothing to do, and they laughed happily when they got out of the car, but Lin Dang vomited directly on the live "live broadcast".

Lin Dang was a little better, and said coldly: "The coachman goes, and the donkey stays." ”

The coachman turned back three times at a time, and he was very reluctant to give up his donkey. The farmer is busy in the field all year round, and this donkey can do a lot of things.

"Eh, the one who pees his pants,"

Lin Lang glanced at Lin Dang and shouted urgently.

Lin Dang made a straight face: "Don't hit people in the face, don't do it next time." She laughed out loud when she said that. Although Lin Lang's child is precocious, he is three years old after all.

Lin Dang glanced at Lin Lin again, but saw that Lin Lin, who had always been delicate and cute, was dragging an oiled paper bag from the donkey cart at this moment. Lin Dang took it and opened it to take a look, and then he was stunned and laughed again.

But what's in the oil paper bag? It turned out to be a packet of greasy pork head. Lin Dang only smelled it and knew that the meat was not fresh, and it was fished out after boiling the meat with a little white water.

This kind of meat is really upside down, and Lin Dang will not eat it for a hundred taels of silver. Lin Dang just wanted to throw away the bag of meat, but there was a sound of "cooing" and "clicking" in his ears.

"Hungry?"

Lin Dang looked at the two children, Lin Lang was fine, although his cheeks were flushed and shy, he still nodded in response. Lin Lin planted himself on Lin Dang's lap, hugged Lin Dang's thigh and didn't let go, didn't look up, and didn't speak.

Lin Dang sighed, this kid is introverted. Well, it's okay to be greedy. Lin Dang changed his thigh to Lin Lin to hug, and after a while, there was wetness on his leg again, and he didn't need to look at it to know that this must be Lin Lin's girl's saliva overflowing, and it was "flooding" on her leg.