Chapter Twenty-Three: I Accepted a Maid

"The seventeenth princess of Western Xia?"

Zhao Fan roughly estimated the time, the ancient Western Xia appeared almost a thousand years ago, and the cultivation of the pink skeleton was also nearly a thousand years, so he asked curiously: "Since she is a princess, how can she be refined into a heart-eroding incense soul?" ”

The pink skeleton said hatefully: "At that time, the Western Xia had not yet established a state, and the clansmen could only pay tribute to Middle-earth in order to survive. Thankfully, on the day I was carried out of the incense jar, the vicious ghost keeper let an old Taoist be destroyed. Lao Dao has half Western Xia blood, so he showed mercy to my subordinates. I didn't want to survive by befriending a man, and when I wanted him to kill me, the other party passed on a ghost cultivation secret technique to me. ”

Then, she said with a sigh of relief: "That secret art can absorb the essence of the sun in heaven and earth. ”

Zhao Fan said suspiciously: "I didn't feel much bloody anger on your body, didn't you hurt anyone?" ”

"When the transformation requires the Five Yang Hearts, I will not harm others." The pink skeleton snorted coldly and said, "The last time I killed someone, it was nearly nine hundred years ago for the second Five Yang Heart. The human skins that I usually wear are all stripped off the body of a woman who has just died. Okay, I don't want to talk nonsense, I hope you can give me a good time, because I want to be free. ”

"It's still a good ghost." As soon as Zhao Fan's eyes moved, he changed his mind to destroy the other party, and he said thoughtfully: "From now on, how about messing with me?" I've always wanted to have a personal maid, and it's rare to meet a ghost who pretends to be an adult without flaws. ”

"What? You pariahs want this princess to be your personal maid? The pink skeleton was furious, she was born in ancient times, and she understood the maid as the kind that could not only dress for bathing and changing clothes, but also warm the bed.

Zhao Fan continued to bewitch and said: "If you die, there is nothing, how fun it is to live, and besides, I promise you, he will find another Wuyang heart for you to complete the three transformations one day." ”

The pink skeleton was a little moved, but still shook its head firmly and said, "No, I have kept chastity for a thousand years, and it is more important than survival!" ”

“……”

Zhao Fan looked at her like a retarded person, "Thanks to you, you are still the princess of the past, all I think about is some filthy things, I am a generation of heavenly masters, brackets, heirs." If you are greedy for women, there will be countless beauties in your arms when you reach out, and you are missing one? Besides, I can't stiffen the skinned skeleton. ”

"That'...... What are your intentions? The pink skeleton was taught a lesson by his righteous words, and said embarrassedly: "Even if I am a good ghost, if you kill it, you will have merit, so you must have a bad intention." ”

Zhao Fan touched his nose and confessed, "Okay, I left you because of the pure Yin Soul Bead." ”

There is a ghost bead in the cranial cavity of the heart-eroding incense soul, called the pure yin soul bead, which is its lifeline, and can also store ghost power, and can also transform yang energy and the essence of the sun, which is equivalent to the heart of a living person in terms of importance.

"Don't even think about it, if I don't have the Pure Yin Soul Bead, I will be wiped out directly." The pink skull said disdainfully, "What's the difference between this and taking off your pants and farting?" It's better to kill me directly and take the beads for pleasure. ”

"Misunderstood, I didn't want this pure Yin Soul Bead." Zhao Fan explained: "I have a cloud of Yang Qi in my body, which is equivalent to a special kind of mana, but the recovery speed after each consumption is extremely slow. In the process of fighting with you, when they are very close to each other, the recovery speed has increased by more than ten times, let's talk about the kung fu at this time, the amount of recovery is equivalent to the usual two hours, and it is precisely because you are running the pure Yin Soul Bead of that secret art. ”

At first, he didn't understand what was going on, but after asking and thinking about it, he knew that the Pink Skull's ghost cultivation secret technique was definitely running on the pure Yin Soul Bead all the time, so within a small area centered on her, the density of the essence of the sun was large.

And the source of Zhao Fan's replenishment of Longyang's qi is the essence of the sun, the great creation of the heavenly master's vein, the cultivation of qi is to refine the qi, when the fire comes, it will become the Longyang Jindan, and after practicing the corresponding exercises, you can easily absorb the essence of the sun to supplement.

But at this stage, Zhao Fan has no other way than to wait for a long and torturous recovery, and today's unique Heart-Eroding Incense Soul has made him see a shortcut. Not only that, because of the high density of the essence of the sun around her, and he would rely on this to greatly advance the Dan, he moved the idea of becoming a maid.

The pink skeleton was tempted by profit, if the other party simply used her to absorb the essence of the sun, and could provide the five yang hearts for free, why wouldn't she do it? After a while, she said, "What about the woman's skin?" Stripped off the body of a dead man, it will begin to decay within seven days of wear. I'm your personal maid, you can't keep changing your face and body, right? ”

"Simple." Zhao Fan breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the other party's promise, he said with a smile: "I will use the method of painting skin to draw a skin bag for you, it is not a problem to be fake, and I also have a great resistance to water and fire, and the most important thing is that I can satisfy you with any appearance and figure you want." ”

"Really?"

The pink skull said excitedly, "I want my appearance and body before I was alive." ”

"I don't know what you look like." Zhao Fan rolled his eyes.

"If you manipulate the dust transmogrification, can you follow the drawing?" After the pink skeleton finished asking, she saw Zhao Fan nodding, and she said ecstatically: "Then why don't you quickly move your foot away and then remove the broken pen stuck in my head?" ”

"It's up to you." Zhao Fan complied, and returned all the ghost power absorbed by the evil pen, he turned into a warm man and took the initiative to pick up the pink skeleton, then pointed to Su Yu, who had witnessed the whole process and had already been petrified, and asked, "What is the matter with the fairy in the painting?" ”

"When I set my sights on Tang Yixiong, she was here." The pink skeleton introduced: "But ah, I can be sure of one thing, Xiaoyu is different from other immortals in the painting, she does not have the slightest heart for Tang Yixiong, when she knew that I want to take the heart, she even knelt down and begged me if I can seal Tang Yixiong's soul into the painting with her, I looked at it pleasing to the eye, so I accepted it as a ghost servant, and the clothes that were dried outside before were also taken in her name to absorb the essence of the sun." ”

Zhao Fan was stunned when he heard this, good ghosts were rare in the past, why did they appear in pairs today?

He asked Su Yu, "Then you are sincere to Old Man Tang?" ”

Su Yu came back to her senses, because Zhao Fan had subdued the pink skeletons as maids, so she got up and didn't dare to say with a trace of disrespect: "Back to the master, the little girl was lonely and miserable before her death, and after letting Master Luo enter the painting with her soul, she has been lonely so far." Until I met Tang Yixiong, I did have the idea of giving up at the beginning, but the first time I felt that I was cared for like this, I gradually figured out that it was better to accompany him to old age than to be reborn as a person and continue to be lonely. ”

Zhao Fan sighed in his heart, but said coldly: "However, people and ghosts have different paths, even if you are harmless to people's hearts, Old Man Tang is because of you, the originally sound body, weakened much faster than normal, and he will die in less than two years." ”

"Huh?" Su Yu simply thought that if she didn't take away, it would be fine, she didn't think it would be like this, so she cried with pear blossoms and rain, "Master, I'll go back to the painting, and please burn ......it on fire."

Tang Yixiong didn't know when he woke up, he heard the conversation between the two, so he got up with difficulty and came to Su Yu's side and said: "Never, the longer I live, the more I know what is really alive, rather than dying alone, it is better to live a full life, even if I will die after a day, I am still smiling." ”

He looked at Zhao Fan again and said, "Xiao Fan, is it good to fulfill the old man?" ”

Su Yu stood in place, at a loss, moved and extremely guilty at the same time.

Zhao Fan didn't respond, he glanced at the pink skeleton, then turned around and carried Li Guodong on the ground down the stairs. The guards in the courtyard had already fallen into a coma, and each of them had a large bag smashed on their heads, presumably by the pink skeleton before.

Zhao Fan had acquiesced to Tang Yixiong's decision in his heart, after all, everyone had their own way of living, so he would not interfere in this matter again. found the car key on Xiao Zhao, he first sent Li Guodong up, then got into the driver's seat, and after pressing the horn, the pink skeleton jumped down from the window to the back seat, and said, "Zhao Fan, where are we going to paint the skin?" ”

"That, the seventeenth princess of Western Xia, right? I'll call you seventeen from now on. Zhao Fan cleared his throat and said with a serious expression: "However, a maid is not qualified to call her name, remember your identity, please call me master." Come, shout and listen. ”

"Lord...... Pigs, pigs' heads! "Seventeen used to be even the princess of the border country, her identity was also noble, she really couldn't shout this, so she simply scolded directly, "Pig's head, it's quite smooth." ”

“……”

Zhao Fan was depressed, and originally wanted to turn into a princess to adjust the teacher to have a cool time, but he unexpectedly became a pig's head. His face turned pale, and he said with a sneer: "Hehe, don't worry, just say this to you, don't worry, I will add a few big black moles to the skin and face I painted for you, or the kind with black hair." Then you will be sent to KTV for a few years. ”

"Threat?"

Seventeen said she didn't buy it, she said indifferently: "If you don't dislike being surrounded by ugly monsters, you can graffiti as much as you want." As for what kind of place to send? Great, I don't want to be carved up by you yet! ”

"I'm afraid of you, so let's call Brother Fan, right?" Zhao Fan made a decision in his heart, saying that he wanted to draw the princess's breasts one size smaller...... No, No. 1 is not enough, it must be flattened!