This cute man managed to attract my attention, but I didn't think he was as unoffensive as he appeared.

Although I didn't feel any danger from him, I kept staring at him.

My eyes were too stiff, even Lu Yaxuan felt that I was a little unkind, and gently pushed me, but I still stared at him.

It's not time to go to work, there are a lot of empty places in this subway, but this old thing doesn't sit in so many empty places, but sits next to Lu Yaxuan.

You must know that Lu Yaxuan, a woman, has a kind of coldness that is not close to people, and ordinary people dare not sit next to her even if they see that her side is empty.

Seeing this scene, I immediately stood up, and I said to Lu Yaxuan in a stiff tone: "Sit down." ”

"You ......"

It was the first time I spoke to her in such a cold tone, and Lu Yaxuan was a little uncomfortable for a while.

But when she saw my eyes, she didn't say anything and sat down in my place as I said.

As a result, that old thing really plotted against Lu Yaxuan, and when he saw Lu Yaxuan move his position, he even wanted to move his position and sit next to Lu Yaxuan.

But he had just had this intention, and I immediately saw it, and I stepped on the seat between them, and then patted the dust on the tip of my shoe, which stopped him.

Then, I sat in this position and separated him from Lu Yaxuan.

Damn, what the hell is this old thing?

After he got on the train, the people in our carriage went to other carriages one after another, as if they had discussed it.

Because he has a bad smell on his body, let alone a woman like Lu Yaxuan who loves cleanliness, even I am disgusting.

Finally, Lu Yaxuan couldn't stand it anymore, and she planned to leave for other carriages.

But I immediately grabbed her wrist and didn't move my mouth, but told her with my eyes: Don't move.

Maybe I have known Lu Yaxuan for so long, and I have cultivated a little tacit understanding, Lu Yaxuan understands what I mean.

Although she looked reluctant, she still sat quietly, and her nose was very cute.

The reason why I didn't let her move was because I didn't know what the purpose of this old thing was, and I was afraid that Lu Yaxuan's rash actions would cause some uncontrollable things.

And the old beggar didn't seem to care what others thought of him, and he picked his nose against everyone's disdainful gaze, deducted a ball of boogers from it, and then rubbed his clothes......

Seeing this scene, I almost didn't throw it up directly, but fortunately, Lao Tzu's concentration is strong enough!

He smiled, revealing two rows of white teeth.

Damn, this man's face and clothes are dirty, but his teeth are so white.

Co-author: Is this still a beggar who pays attention to oral hygiene?

My afterglow looked at him, and I noticed that his afterglow was also looking at me.

Through the sound and frequency of his breathing, you can probably feel his strong cardiopulmonary function.

I am not exaggerating to say that the heart and lungs of this fifty-year-old beggar are stronger than that of my young man.

Such a strange person, is he coming for me, or is he coming for Lu Yaxuan?

If I think about it carefully, I have offended too many people recently, which enemy sent me to keep it?

After about half a minute, the old beggar took the initiative to ask me, "Young man, can I ask you about your birthday?" ”

I blinked and looked at him, he asked me about Gui Geng this year, and even asked me what I belonged to, and I could barely accept it.

But as soon as I opened my mouth, I was really confused, what age is this? Anyone else who asks about this?

Isn't he optimistic that I will be his son-in-law?

Although I don't know what he means, it's just that if it's just the eight characters of his birthday, it doesn't hurt to tell him: "What does the eight characters of birth include?" I only know that I was born on 9/26/92, a monkey, AB blood type, Libra, is there anything else I want to know? ”

I heard Lu Yaxuan next to me laugh out loud, and muttered in her little mouth: "Poor mouth." ”

"Haha, no, no, it's enough to know that."

I saw that the old beggar suddenly began to pinch his fingers, good guy, what's the difference between watching those magic sticks in the TV series?

The person who co-authored the book that has worried me for a long time is an old liar?

It took about half a minute before he said, "Tsk...... Your life is not very good, you are 28 years old this year, and when you are 1 year old, 27 years old, 28 years old, you should encounter a great catastrophe. If I'm not mistaken, you've already survived two catastrophes, right? ”

My eyes narrowed, if I had to say it, I wouldn't remember anything when I was 1 year old, but if I had been a kid, my parents would have told me when I grew up, right?

As for my 27-year-old age, I did suffer a catastrophe last year.

The catastrophe nearly took my life, but I survived.

And this year, my wife cheated on me, and I was involved in two kidnapping cases, and if these are all catastrophes, then this old beggar is indeed right.

How could he be so accurate?

No, no, I can't be deceived by this kind of charlatan, the greatness of these people is not in whether they can calculate anything, but in their ability to read words and colors.

So even if he is right now, I can't show the slightest expression of surprise, otherwise he will have to climb the pole.

I sneered, "Go on." ”

"Can I see your hands, young man?"

He stretched out his big dirty hand to me, was this to show me palmistry?

I smiled and said, "Whether you see it accurately or not, I don't have any money for you." ”

"I don't just show palmistry to others, some people beg me for a lot of money, I won't show it to him, and I want to take the initiative to show you now, so I didn't think about asking you for money."

Damn, this old thing is too good at pretending, isn't it?

Okay, I put my hand on his hand nonchalantly, and I'll see if he can say the flower!

He smiled and looked at my palm, rubbing his goatee as he watched.

Ten seconds later, he suddenly laughed: "Your peach blossom luck is really strong, the last time I saw such a vigorous peach blossom luck was back forty years ago." ”

Forty years ago?

I looked at him, this old beggar is only fifty years old at most? How old was he forty years ago? Isn't that? When he was ten years old, he was able to show others peach blossom luck?

"But, young man, don't say I didn't remind you, although your peach blossom luck is vigorous, but in your peach blossom luck, there is a peach blossom that is poisonous. My reminder, young man, is that you must be careful with women. ”

"Are you finished?"

He nodded and let go of my hand.