Lancet: "Let's go in and inquire about Huayu!" ”

Wu Miaoshui: "Isn't there a ready-made shopkeeper here?" Let's ask him first. ”

Wu Miaoshui really thought of himself as Helicobacter pylori, and he didn't care about his identity as an alien species at all, so he walked over to the shopkeeper Erjia after speaking.

The Lancet didn't have time to react, so he had to wait there.

Shopkeeper Erjia: "Objective, if you want to inquire about the news, go into the store and have a drink or two, there are people from different industries in the world, oh." Make sure you get the news you want. ”

Wu Miaoshui beckoned to the lancet, indicating that he would go in and talk.

The Lancet guessed that Wu Miaoshui didn't ask anything, where did he get the free lunch if he didn't go in and consume?

Shopkeeper Erjia: "Two of you, please inside." ”

The Lancet then rushed over, and the two men walked into the teahouse.

I saw that the design of this teahouse is very unique, except for the lanterns hanging on the left and right of the storefront, there is no obvious flat sign sign outside the store, and after entering the store, you will be attracted by a wide and tall screen. There are several shop names in local characters on it, this teahouse is called "Pyloric Door Duyue Listener", and because the shop door is higher than the road surface and needs to go up five steps to enter, so you can't see the words on this big screen plaque when you walk on the street, if it is not from the analysis of the words and actions of the guests who come in and out, you don't know that this is a teahouse inn like a restaurant.

Let's talk about the inside of the inn. In the middle is a large performance stage, like a building with a deep well, surrounded by private seats and box compartments for spectators and diners.

After Xiao Er saw the Lancet and the two of them walk in, he shouted: "The two of you are invited, and you are waiting in the elegant seat upstairs." ”

Wu Miaoshui: "Sister, this is too enthusiastic, we didn't even order a seat yet, so we were asked to go upstairs to the elegant seat." Do we look like rich people? ”

Lancet: "I think it means that you have chosen the right clothes, people rely on clothes and horses and saddles, and they don't care what is in their hearts." You are rich when you dress richly. ”

Wu Miaoshui sighed: "It's good to be rich. Every gesture is very cool. ”

The Lancet: "Then let's continue to enjoy it." Since they think we are rich, it is more convenient to inquire about things. ”

The Lancet and Wu Miaoshui are two. I followed the shopkeeper up to the third floor.

On the second floor is a private room for wealthy businessmen to drink tea, talk about business, and drink small wine.

The first floor is a food stall, the tables are not separated from each other, it is very lively, the people sitting there are ordinary people, and the status of working people from all walks of life is not very high.

This third floor is even more noble, he is a dignitary and has a knighthood. Only those with status can go up.

During the short period of time when they went upstairs, the shopkeeper introduced the two of them like this.

Wu Miaoshui asked in surprise: "May I ask the shopkeeper, why did you bring us to the third floor, a place where only noble and high-status people can come up?" ”

Shopkeeper: "It's not clear about this little one." It's all in charge and arranged. It is said that the two are the most precious guests of the restaurant, and they must be treated well, and they must not be neglected. ”

Wu Miaoshui had no choice but to follow the guidance of the shopkeeper to a very large and brilliantly decorated private room on the third floor, which was very large, with a total area of 80 square meters. The windows on both walls are fully open, one facing the sea and the other facing the grandstand inside, so that you can watch the play and enjoy the scenery at the same time.

Wu Miaoshui was holding back her strength in her heart, but she still wanted to find out who was behind the scenes who arranged all this for them. It always feels very uncomfortable to receive favors from others in an unknown way.

Soon, the shopkeeper brought up a lot of "delicacies" that the mysterious man had already booked.

The dishes on the table are covered with plates, and I don't know what good things are. The Lancet had already vomited nothing, just in time to replenish his empty stomach with some energy.

The Lancet: "It's time to save the Helicobacter pylori bacteria in my stomach, or they will make a revolution and burrow my stomach everywhere, which is not good, it is terrible." ”

The moment the lid was opened, the Lancet was completely stunned by this sight. I didn't expect ten plates of dishes. Each plate is made with the same ingredients.

Presumably every reader has already thought, what is this unified ingredient? Yes, that's bananas. Old Slippery Head, Professor, gave him all bananas when he was raising monkeys. Later, I never ate it after changing to glucose, so these bananas were also hoarded before.

Wu Miaoshui was a little angry, feeling that this was the treatment of a nobleman, it was simply insulting. Originally, I thought that the person who helped the two of them order and pay for the food was a good person, and it was done by a respectable acquaintance. I didn't expect the result to be the opposite, singing like this disgusting and disgusting to them. Isn't this a blatant provocation? Who the hell is this person?

Wu Miaoshui could no longer suppress the description in his heart and scolded loudly: "What the hell are you? I'll get out of here for you. ”

"Get out of here, get out, come on!"

This earth-shattering shout alarmed the shopkeeper who was waiting on the third floor.

The shopkeeper hurriedly rushed over.

The lancet was confused by Wu Miaoshui's shout.

Wu Miaoshui shouldn't have such a big reaction? This is completely out of line with his character. Such a small thing can also make him thunderous, this is the first time that the Lancet has heard it.

The Lancet came back to his senses and guessed that this might be Miao Miao's strategy, trying to use this method to inspire the person behind the scenes. So she didn't dissuade Wu Miaoshui, but let him play freely, sitting at the dining table without saying a word and watching the changes.

Shopkeeper: "Guest officer, what's going on?" Any questions? ”

Wu Miaoshui pulled the shopkeeper and came to the table.

Wu Miaoshui: "Look for yourself, how come these dishes are all the same?" The ingredients used, how is it fruit, isn't this a dessert? Can this be worth that much money? What do you think of us? Is it wronged? ”

Shopkeeper: "The guest officer looked at what you said, we all made according to the booked recipes, and the portions were neither more nor less." The top 10 famous dishes of our restaurant are all here. ”

The Lancet also wanted to take the opportunity to make things bigger, so as to alarm the person behind the scenes.

She pointed to a plate of mashed bananas that had been churned like pig food.

Say, "Are these the top 10 cuisines?" It's like a lump of mud, how can it be eaten? There are no garnishes in it, and I feel nauseous and unappetizing when I look at it, how do you tell me to swallow it? And this, this, and this, it's all the same ingredients. You're fooling people. What are the top 10 famous dishes? It's all the same thing, and I dare to call it one of the top ten famous dishes. ”

As he spoke, the Lancet deliberately smashed the lid on top of the plate in an attempt to make a move.

This smash really made a big deal out of the matter, but I didn't expect an unexpected accident to happen without smashing the lid or plate. The lid is elastic, because the force is too strong, it rebounds on the body of the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper couldn't dodge, and his already protruding eyes were hit in the middle by the lid of the vegetable plate that rebounded, and his heart hurt a lot. The shopkeeper covered his eyes, squatting there and kept calling.

The unintentional Lancet was at a loss, and at this time, whether to apologize or continue to pretend to be powerful, he couldn't make up his mind for a while.