The husband raised his hand and threw the shoes under the bed on Uncle Xu's face: "You old horseman, what are you peeping on!" ”

As he spoke, my husband hurriedly looked at me, wrapped the quilt around me again, for fear of revealing something, and scolded: "Get out!" ”

Uncle Xu knew that he was wrong, and he fell from the roof, and hurriedly waved his hand at his husband: "I'm not that kind of ghost, don't I want to stay here for the night, wait outside......"

"Aren't you going to change?"

At this time, I have been wrapped into a big dumpling by my husband, which is to remind him that this Uncle Xu should be old, and he has forgotten that he has this special function.

At this time, Uncle Xu was even more aggrieved: "What the hell is this changing, I can deceive you, but I can't deceive myself, although it can change, but the wind at night is still blowing on me!" ”

"It's better to let the old man sleep in the kitchen." I said.

"Good, good!"

Uncle Xu couldn't stop nodding like a chicken pecking rice: "Just have a place." ”

"Don't come in again!" The husband commanded.

"Don't worry!" Uncle Xu returned to his true colors as an old naughty boy and said with a smile.

Before the rooster crows in the village, my husband and I were called by Uncle Xu: "Hurry up!" ”

I sighed, this ghost got up earlier than the chicken......

I really didn't think about it, I took Uncle Xu's words as a deaf ear, wrapped my head in the quilt, and fell asleep by myself.

But I heard a roar: "Why did you old horseman come in again, get out of here!" ”

Uncle Xu's voice was not in a hurry or annoyance: "Jiuchen, you have to build a house for me, have you forgotten?" ”

"I didn't forget!"

The husband replied angrily.

"If you don't forget, get up quickly, you know, it's not easy to build a house, if I don't build it well today, I'll have to suffer again!"

Uncle Xu still had some resentment in his words, but he still spoke eloquently.

My husband seemed to be trying hard to tuck the quilt for me, for fear that I would show my arms and legs to let Uncle Xu take advantage of something.

This attracted Uncle Xu's attention, and he began to shout: "Qiu'er, get up quickly, it's not good to sleep lazy, you will be disgusted by your husband~"

"Get out of here!"

The husband's voice in his ears was still helpless.

I emerged from the covers, looking at them with only one head out, and my drowsiness was completely gone......

Uncle Xu's eyes were sharp, and he seemed to be very happy to find that I was awake, and immediately floated in front of me: "Qiu'er, you can get up, Jiuchen will build a house for me today, what about you help him get a tile, hand over bricks or something, and let Jiuchen save some trouble, right?" ”

This amused me: "Uncle, you have arranged this job very well." ”

Uncle Xu didn't seem to hear what I said, and said, "No, I've been thinking about it all night!" ”

"We've done all this work, what are you doing?" I asked rhetorically.

"I'm different from you, I use my brain!"

Uncle Xu said, complacently handing me a piece of paper: "I thought about it all night!" ”

"Don't move!"

The husband drank, he was afraid that I would show my arms, so he snatched the paper from Uncle Xu's hand and showed it to me, it was actually a layout plan of the house.

"Rude!" Uncle Xu was still a little dissatisfied.

This layout plan has everything, the front hall, the main room, the side room, the study...... It's complete, but Uncle Xu thinks a little too much......

The husband held this piece of paper and couldn't cry or laugh: "You ......"

stopped again, and the husband said helplessly: "Uncle, our temple is small, and we can't accommodate your big Buddha~"

"It's okay," Uncle Xu saw it and said with a smile, "and for reference." ”

"Alright, get up!" Uncle Xu came out of our room, "Hurry up and get dressed, it's too late to grind!" ”

"Hey," the husband shook his head, "This old man is really helpless." ”

Then he said: "Lady, you sleep, but I." ”

I said, "If I can't afford it, I'm afraid that the old man will call me again." ”

When the husband heard this, he nodded and said, "Yes, you just get up and sit on the side." ”

In the urging of Uncle Xu, my husband and I went out of the room, and I saw that Uncle Xu had prepared sand, bricks, and tools out of nowhere, and he looked quite decent.

"You don't have to worry about this, just do it!"

Uncle Xu handed the shovel to his husband, who shook his hand, covered his stomach and said, "This early in the morning, how do you do the food in your belly?" ”

"Okay, okay, this is for you!" Uncle Xu said, waving his sleeves in front of us to conjure up a large table of delicacies, he said, "Eat!" ”

This Uncle Xu really has two times, I swallowed my saliva, these dishes look very delicious, and I rushed to the table, to say that this Uncle Xu should be intimate when it is really intimate, and even the round stool has been conjured.

Just as we were about to eat, we heard an angry roar: ", why are all the things in the house gone?" ”

The voice was so familiar, and before I could think of it, I heard a "dong dong" footsteps, accompanied by a scolding: "Which beast dares to steal from the old lady!" ”

Just listening to the sound, the people nearby began to go to the place where the sound was, as if they wanted to see the excitement.

At the moment of food, who cares about that, I lowered my head, and was about to do a big job, but I heard a voice full of energy, and my ears were a little numb.

"Okay, you He family, dare to steal from my head!"

Looking back, it was the widow of the king, and now I couldn't stay out of it, so my husband and I had to put down our chopsticks.

Widow Wang pointed at me and my husband with one hand, put one hand on her waist, and began to scold: "I know that you and your husband are not good people, how did I become a neighbor with you, I bah!" ”

In fact, even if she doesn't spit, it is like a grease-smeared mouth that can't stop shouting at us, and the saliva is constantly squirting.

The widow scolded without panting, and my husband and I couldn't interject.

For what she said, we were also puzzled by the second monk, and then we saw that a group of people behind Widow Wang were pointing at us.

This is strange, the two of us just got up, and we haven't even come out of this yard, why did we cause trouble?

"What do you two think!"

Pu Fan's big hand beckoned to her husband, and the widow's face was already flushed, and her breathing began to rise and fall, probably because she was tired of scolding, and pointed to the pile of tools and materials in the courtyard to build a house: "Say, what to do!" ”

It turned out to be a good thing done by Uncle Xu, no wonder he disappeared from just now, this old man even learned to steal things, I looked around, but I wanted to find out this old man!

But he can't even catch his shadow, what a chicken thief!

"What are you looking at! Say what to do! ”

The widow's big hand beckoned to me again, and I was too late to hide, and when I was about to receive this palm, my husband grabbed her wrist: "What are you doing?" Want to hit someone? ”

"Hitting? If you can give me an explanation, I won't give you this tongue! ”

"Hey, hey! You didn't even have a chance to speak to us! I annoyed.

But unexpectedly, as soon as I said this, the widow's face became faster than the sky, and she sat on the ground with her butt and shouted: "Your family is really bullying people to get home!" There is no man around me who bullied me, and he stole my things, not to mention, and he was still fierce like this! ”

It's okay to be tough, but her soft knife kills people, and immediately makes me and my husband fall into the target of public criticism.

The people around me saw that the things in the widow's house were indeed in my house, although the widow Wang did not welcome people on weekdays, but my husband and I had just come to Pengyang Village, and we were authentic outsiders, and we were "stolen by people", so it was really unreasonable.

"Stealing early in the morning, when there is no one in our Pengyang village?"

"Arrest the officer!"

"Beat it first, then throw it away!"

Everyone said gossipingly, I can't be angry, this matter has nothing to do with my husband and wife, it's all the damn Uncle Xu!

I said, "We haven't even come out of this door early in the morning, how can you say that we stole it!" ”

The king's widow, who was sprinkled on the ground, cried out, "It wasn't your family who stole it, but all these things came by themselves?" ”

"Who knows!" The husband said, "If we steal it, there are so many of these things, it will take a lot of effort, and we won't have the effort to get up!" ”

"Who knows if it's true or not!"

The husband pointed to the table full of delicacies and said: "These things are made by us in the morning, it is not enough, after stealing things from your house, I hurry up and cook, how strong I am!" ”

As soon as he said this, the surrounding villagers began to mumble, looking at the table full of delicious food, it would take at least an hour or two to finish.

"Then isn't it more suspicious for you to cook morning food before dawn!" The widow began to stir up her neighbors, shouting, "Maybe I will go to someone's house to touch this and that!" ”

"You're here to find these things for me!"

The husband poured the vegetables on the ground on the side, giving me this distress, but fortunately, Uncle Xu can still change it for us.

When the widow saw that this dish was something she had never seen before, but when she looked at it, it was something she couldn't afford to eat, so she said, "Don't talk nonsense, you won't admit it if you steal something!" ”

"We can afford to buy these things, and even if we really want to use them, we won't steal them!"

Looking at the table full of delicacies, I vaguely heard the neighbors say, I didn't expect my husband to be a rich man with a lot of money, it seems that a rich man has come here to live a secluded life.

As soon as the widow heard that the situation was unfavorable to her at this time, she rolled on the ground and howled again: "That dead ghost of my family, you are really not a thing, you left early, leaving me a widow here to be angry, and there is no one to help if something happens!" ”

She began to sobble as she spoke, and she should have looked like she was about to cry, but she couldn't see tears in her eyes, even if it was thundering and not raining.

This set of performances, the neighbors should be very familiar, but no one came forward for her, it seems that everyone has believed what my husband said.

A rough man dressed in coarse cloth said, "I said widow king, you are not ashamed, go quickly!" ”

When everyone heard this, they chimed in: "Let's go, can people get your little thing?" ”