Chapter 115: United Front
I was in a daze, and my lips were about to kiss the peony fairy, when suddenly, a magic ball hit me, accompanied by an angry cry from Yumei: "You pair of dog men and women, I will kill you!"
The Peony Fairy and I quickly retracted our mouths, and the magic ball happened to pass through the middle of our faces, which was really very dangerous!
As soon as I turned around, I happened to see the angry Yu Mei.
"Sister Yu, listen to me... "I want to explain it to her so that she doesn't have another seizure.
"You flowery bastard, I'm not by your side for a while, and you're cheating with other women!" Yumei Xingxing's eyes widened, and she was furious.
"What kind of cheating? Dead Nizi, why are you talking so ugly? Brother Qingtian and I are above board. "I didn't agree to dyeing clothes at night, so I put a stubble on the side.
"You damn Nizi actually dared to seduce my lover brother, I don't think you want to live anymore!"
"You don't want to live anymore!" "Ye Dye Yi didn't give in: "I already have a skin-to-skin relationship with Brother Fengshen, what do you have?"
"Oh!" I stroked my forehead with my hand, "Oh my God, how can this woman talk about everything." ”
"I'll kill you shameless slut!" Yumei bit her silver teeth, waved her wand in her hand, and shouted: "Healing light!" A small magic ball hit the peony fairy!
"Hmph!" The Peony Fairy flashed easily with a move of "Divine Flash", her sleeves shook, and she said coquettishly: "Dance of Ten Thousand Flowers!" I saw countless flower blades flying out of her sleeves and heading straight for Yumei.
"Raging light!" Yu Mei shouted, and with a wave of her wand, a golden light emitted from her body, instantly shaking off all the flower blades of the night dyed clothes.
In this way, you come and go, and the two fight together.
I saw them fighting, and I was afraid that they would hurt each other, so I shouted loudly: "Sister Dyeing, Sister Yu, don't fight, it's all my fault!"
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as they said it, the two of them really stopped, but they looked at each other!
Then they all looked back at me and said in unison, "What did you just say?"
When I saw that they had stopped fighting, I was glad to say, "Don't fight anymore, blame me, it's all my fault." ”
"Then we'll kill you!" they said in unison, and then they attacked me at the same time!
As soon as I saw that something was wrong, I hurriedly got up from the wind, turned around and fled!
Night dyed clothes jumped on the back of the big fox Nenen, and Yumei chased after him!
I flew around Tianyuan Mountain, and when I looked back, Ye Dye Yi and Sister Yu had no intention of giving up, so I said to them: "Two sisters, don't chase after you, we have something to say!"
"What else do I have to say to you? You big carrot!" said Yumei, who shot a magic ball at me!
I had no choice but to flash it with a "divine flash"!
"You're a ruthless bastard!"
I hurried forward to lift the windmill, and the peony blades finally turned into flowers and fell into the sky.
Seeing that the situation was critical, I thought to myself, "It's not a way to go on like this, both of them are angry now, so I'd better find a place to avoid it first." ”
At this time, I happened to fly to the place where the moon did not shine in the shade of the mountain, and when I opened my demon eyes, I suddenly saw a cave, the entrance of which was hidden by vines and branches, and it was extremely difficult to be discovered.
I shouted, "Void Flash!" and flashed into the cave in a gust of wind, hidden in the darkness!
Sure enough, after a while, the Peony Fairy and the Rain Sister both chased to the front of the cave.
I heard them stop talking.
"Hey, where did this flowery dead turnip go? I saw him just now. Night Dye said.
"yes, I didn't expect him to run so fast!" Yumei also said.
"By the way, after a long time, I haven't asked your name yet. Yumei said.
"Oh, I'm the Peony Fairy, and my name is Night Dye. The peony fairy said.
"Just now you said that you had a skin-to-skin relationship with my lover brother, what happened?" Listening to Sister Yu's tone, she was still angry.
That time, I was injured by a monster, so he took the opportunity to heal me, and saw the body of others, and later, regardless of other people's resistance... Woo woo woo ... When the night dyed clothes said this, they actually cried out loud!
"Is this really the case?" I thought to myself, "This woman is lying and not making drafts!"
"Alas, then let's stop fighting, why should women be embarrassed by women! Sister Yu said sympathetically.
"By the way, did you really want to kill him just now?" asked as if the night dye raised his teary eyes.
"I'm just scaring him, he's going to marry me. Yumei said.
"He also promised to marry me, and now it seems that those words are just a lie to me, but I am sorry that I have been defiled by him... Woo woo woo ... Night-dyed clothes began to cry again.
"Don't worry," Yu Mei said solemnly, "Since that bastard and you already have a husband and wife, I will definitely help you." However, Brother Qingtian must marry me first, because everyone in the world knows about this matter, if you want, I will let him marry you later. ”
"Looks like that's it, woo woo... "There is still no intention of stopping dyeing clothes at night.
"Okay, don't cry, cry so much that my tears are about to fall, by the way, I don't know how old you are?" asked Yumei.
"I've been cultivating immortals for more than 2,000 years now, how can I pull it?" asked Ye Dye Yi puzzled.
"I'm only more than a thousand years old, so can I call you a sister in the future?" said Yumei.
"Okay, Sister Yu. "Of course I agree.
"Sister Dyeing. Yumei said happily.
"So what do we do now?" asked Nightdyer.
"I think my sister should go back first, originally I was going to go to the underworld with that Hua Xinlang to get the necromantic wand, but now it seems that it is better to let him go alone, on the one hand, let him suffer some hardships as punishment, and then I am not by his side, so that he can remember my good. Yumei said.
"My sister is right, I can't be too cheap for him!Okay, I'll leave now, sister take care!" As he spoke, he flew away on Nene with a coquettish sound.
I pricked up my ears and listened for a long time, and when I saw that there was no sound outside for a while, I knew that they were all gone, so a "virtual flash" flashed out of the cave.
I stood there riding the wind and thought to myself, "How did two people who were originally on the same page form a united front so quickly? But this is fine, the headache problem is solved, and I can concentrate on practicing." ”