Chapter 196: Jokes

Chapter 196

The first and second floors of the building are generally used for shops such as storefronts, and from the third floor onwards, they are basically residential buildings. There are four types of internal units: one-room, two-room, three-room and four-room, with a total of 63 suites and more than 30 servants' houses, which are basically south-facing rooms. Every room in the building faces south, and the hallway faces north. The kitchen and bathroom of each unit are generally arranged on the north side.

There are special ventilation ducts inside the toilets. In addition to the spiral staircase, there are also three passenger and freight elevators for commuting in the building. Despite several repairs, the building's elevators still retain the floor indicators that used semicircular hands in the middle of the last century.

Building B is a building with five floors underground, 79 floors above ground, the bottom three floors are parking lots, the second basement floor to the seventh floor above ground is a department store, the eighth floor to the twelfth floor is the magic world, the thirteenth floor to the thirty-fifth floor on the right side of the building is the square exhibition hall, the left side is stationed by various enterprises, the thirty-seventh floor is stationed by B Jinghua Pan store, and the seventy-fourth and seventy-fifth are open viewing floors, which are also the most interesting places in the building.

Building B in addition to ascending and looking into the distance, set up 92 elevators and escalators, is another feature of Building B, among which the fastest elevator can climb 750 meters per minute, rise to 77 floors in 45 seconds, its speed to 2012 is second only to Taipei 101 and Japan's Yokohama landmark building elevator, the world's third high-speed elevator allows you to come to Building B to feel the pleasure of rapid climbing; After taking the high-speed elevator of the B85 building, you can see the "Observation Toilet", the large floor-to-ceiling window in front of the toilet door is a good place to enjoy the view, and the 74th floor can enjoy the 360-degree view of Port B and the city view, which is also the observation deck.

After reading this, Luo Xiaofeng was about to take everyone in to search for the target, but he saw that Ji Xiaomeng's eyes were different, as if he was worried about something.

"Little dream? What happened to you? Luo Xiaofeng asked.

"It's okay, I'm a little nervous." Ji Xiaomeng responded, and at the same time eased his face.

"Xiaomeng, it's okay, in fact, you can stay outside, this mission is supposed to be a matter for the three of us." Qingxi patted her shoulder and said.

"Yes, you don't have to be in danger." An Xiu also said.

"I'm fine, it's not your business, it's all humanity's business." Ji Xiaomeng said with a smile.

"Why don't I tell you a story, it's a mess when I was a kid? It's still early, and we're not short of time. Luo Xiaofeng pinched Ji Xiaomeng's face and said.

"Okay, let's see what flowers you can name." Ji Xiaomeng slapped Luo Xiaofeng's hand away and said.

"When I was in the third grade of elementary school, on my way to school, I noticed a cute little dirt dog squatting in front of a certain house.

I couldn't help but lean forward and watch it wagging its tail enthusiastically, I knew from my rich experience in dog ownership that this little earth dog was not hostile to me at this time. I reached out and stroked its head, and it squinted as if it was enjoying it.

"I still can't figure out why I had a brain twitch back then, why I reached out and flicked the little Ding Ding of the little earth dog... As a result, the gentle little earth dog that was enjoying my petting suddenly blew up and became like this. ”

"Then the little earth dog suddenly gnawed at the tail of my right eyebrow, I felt a sharp pain, reached out and touched the tail of the eyebrow, there was a lot of blood, at that time I thought it was over, I was bitten by the dog to go to the injection, and there was so much blood, I have to go to school in a while, what to do."

"I couldn't help it, so I took out the only five cents left in my pocket, bought two Band-Aids, and asked the shop owner to help me put them on and go to school.

When I arrived at school, I fooled the teacher's inquiry on the grounds of falling, and I was afraid that the teacher would know that I had been bitten by a dog, and the teacher would definitely notify my parents if he found out, and then my parents would definitely scold me and take me to get an injection, I don't want an injection!! ”

"I'm even more afraid of being told by my classmates that I was bitten because I played the puppy Dingding, so how can I mix in the class with my image in the future??? So I was strong and calmly coped with everyone's inquiries. ”

"It wasn't until I got home that my mother saw two band-aids on my eyebrows, hurriedly put down the kitchen utensils, and asked me distressedly what was wrong, did I fall...

As a result, as soon as I heard my mother's concern, I swallowed all the lies I had woven and cried aggrievedly... I didn't dare to hide anything, I said it all..."

"Then my dad took me to get an injection in the evening on his motorcycle... I also played for a week...

The third overkill is that my dad laughed while riding a motorcycle..."Hahahahahaha, you say again how you got bitten hahahahahaha ”

I:????

The second is excessive, doctor: hahahahahahahahaha

I:???????

"The first thing is that every year during the Chinese New Year, my grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt, aunt, uncle, aunt, etc., and so on, when relatives eat Chinese New Year's Eve, they have to take the trouble to listen to my parents relive this tragic story again and again, I don't understand, why do I laugh so exaggerated every year when I hear the story??? I'm a girl, I don't want to lose face??? ”

"With my parents' urine, when eating Chinese New Year's Eve, is it enough to tell a stupid thing about me when I was a child to liven up the atmosphere? Hehehe, obviously not enough. ”

"There was also a junior high school and I who played with a cannon, just like lighting a match, lighting it and throwing it away, and then blowing it up after a while. Friends should have played it. ”

"On another occasion, the toilets of Fa Elementary School were open to both male and female toilets, and the middle toilet of the male and female toilets was connected. Fa Xiao threw a cannon in the men's toilet and threw it to the women's toilet next door, and then there was a very muffled sound and an aunt's scream......

I was so scared that Fa Xiao and I didn't dare to move in the men's toilet.

After a while, I went out, and found that the head teacher of the small school was full of water, and his hair was angry......"

"When I was in kindergarten, I went to dinner with my dad and my colleagues."

"After eating, they set up a camera to take a picture together, and I also stood on a chair and took a group photo. I always heard them shout "eggplant" and click again, which was very strange. Is it a tradition to shout out what you like to eat while taking pictures?

"It's weird, everyone at a table likes to eat eggplant, hehe, my taste is not so vulgar. So the next time I pressed the shutter, in the muddy "eggplant" sound, there was a crisp and affectionate "

"Watermelon!"

Luo Xiaofeng said several jokes in one breath, and Ji Xiaomeng, who was still a little depressed, suddenly laughed.