Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Old Elf
I know what Brother Li means, he wants me to have a cooperative relationship with a righteous policeman, because I can help them solve some difficult things, and they can also provide me with some convenience. But it's hard, the most unbelieving people in the world except for those who specialize in science are those who maintain justice, and if you dare to talk about ghosts in front of them, they will be the first to arrest you, and then send you to a mental hospital to slowly whimsy.
Tang Youshan saw that I was looking at him hesitantly, a little puzzled, using disposable chopsticks to open the lid of the beer bottle, people who know this kind of operation often drink alcohol to specialize in this strange way of opening the bottle. He put a bottle in front of me, touched a glass with the bottle in his hand and the bottle in front of me, and motioned, "Drink some." ”
"Thank you." I didn't have a reason to refuse, so I said thank you, picked up the bottle and took a sip.
I'm not a good drinker, even beer, so I choked and covered my mouth, the taste of beer was a little disgusting, but in the end I didn't vomit. I heard Tang Youshan's helpless smile, and then suddenly felt a faint chill in front of me. It's a summer night, and it's on the street, and it's easy to get hot when there are many cars, and it's obviously not appropriate to have this kind of coolness, I thought I was drunk with a sip of beer, and when I raised my head, I paused, and looked fixedly in the direction in front of me without moving, because now what appeared in front of me was a ghost, a ghost I hadn't seen like this all these days!
The ghost was as tall as a four-year-old child, green all over his body, and the clothes on his body were the same. The body is slightly bloated, the face is old, and the face is densely wrinkled, just like the old man in our local dialect. He is grinning with a half-big face, and his eyes are full of light, which makes people feel very evil, as if he is thinking badly about you. I saw him speak under my gaze, his voice hoarse, as piercing and sharp as rubbing foam on the concrete floor, "Boy, you seem to be able to see me?" ”
Suddenly there was such a ghost I was scared, the disgusting appearance and the sound was ugly, his appearance made me forget to look away for a while, I had been thinking about meeting the ghost and did not look at each other, and now I actually looked at him. There's no doubt that he knows I'm watching him!
"I'm not used to drinking it."
I was kind of witty, because it was my cigarette at the devil's feet, so I held back my fear of reaching out and touching the cigarette after saying a short sentence. The cigarette and lighter were obtained, and my hand passed through the ghost's body, but I could feel an inexplicable coolness when my hand touched his body, and I noticed that he was standing on the table, not floating!
The reason why his ghost's body is cold is that he has this not low yin qi, and I don't know if he can hurt people, but I only know that the yin qi in his body is not simple. I don't know about him being able to stand on a table instead of floating, and I want to know what the hell is going on and what type of ghost he is.
Now my hands were a little shaky, but I lit the cigarette in my mouth, turned my head and spit out a puff of cigarette as if I didn't see the ghost in front of me. I did it on purpose, because Brother Li was next to me before, and I wanted to see if he had any signals or anything like that, and teach me how to deal with this ghost. But when I looked over, Brother Li was not there, but appeared more than ten meters away, squatting opposite a beautiful girl, and he was a pervert.
This thing is a smart man, no, a smart ghost! He suddenly walked away from me without saying hello, he must have noticed the ghost on the table at the beginning, and he was no match for this ghost, or that this ghost might hurt him, so he chose to stay away, and now it's like he doesn't know me.
"Sir Tang, you didn't come to me for two sips of wine, right?" In order to prevent this ghost from staring at me anymore, I set my eyes on Tang Youshan's body, hoping that his righteous spirit can make me feel at ease. But as soon as I finished speaking, the ghost in front of me suddenly pounced on me, I kept telling myself not to move, only to see him lying directly on my face, this move made me feel very disgusting, and at the same time my face was cold, although the weather was hot I wanted to be cooler, but I didn't want a ghost lying on my face, and occasionally licking around, making me disgusting but not daring to stop, I can only deal with it when I suddenly feel touched, otherwise I no longer have any point in pretending to be now.
Tang Youshan took my cigarette and lit one, spit out a puff of cigarette and drank a sip of wine, "It's just to talk to you for a few words, Chen Shanyun and his wife, who beat you and pulled you into the pyramid scheme organization, have been arrested, and I learned in the records that the reason why you were sent in was because you found them yourself, and you also wanted to deceive them first?" Since you are suspected of fraud, and you have suddenly become involved with my uncle and aunt this time, it is necessary for me to understand your situation both publicly and privately. ”
Chen Shanyun and his wife were arrested, which is something I should be happy about, but he said that I was suspected of fraud...... It does make sense from their normal point of view, after all, I was deceived by the words of a ghost to contact the couple. Now that he has the identity of a police officer, he has come to me privately to ask about this, which has given a lot of face, otherwise he would have invited me to the police station for coffee. The ghost who was lying on my face left, and I couldn't see him with my eyes and didn't know where he was now, so I faintly felt that there was a yin behind him, and I guess he was behind me. But now I can't pay attention to this ghost, so I couldn't help but say: "Tang sir, I can't believe the words of the MLM people, besides, this organization is still an organization that has killed many people." In fact, Chen Shanyun and his wife have a nephew, and that nephew is named Chen Yutong, who died almost a year ago. This young man came to me when I was working at a food stall and said that if I had any problems, I would go to his uncle and aunt. It just so happened that I had lost my job recently, and I didn't want to spend Brother Kun's money, and I was reluctant to pay it back to his parents, so I wanted to find a job, you know, I was missing an arm...... Who knew that in the end, he would enter the pyramid scheme, and it is no wonder that Chen Yutong was so confident at the beginning, and it turned out that he was doing pyramid schemes. After I came out, I figured it out, and thought about Brother Kun's money clearly, no matter how poor I was, I couldn't take other people's money. ”
I said it, and I believed it. In fact, I dare to say this because Chen Shanyun and his wife are pyramid schemers who are good at deceiving people, and I deliberately did not say Chen Yuzhu's name, but said Chen Yutong, Tang Youshan will definitely understand that the couple is telling lies, because Chen Shanyun and his wife will definitely tell the truth that I am not familiar with, but in the case of knowing that I am not familiar with the couple's family, it is impossible to think that I will know the unfamiliar name of Chen Yutong, and now that I have said it, Chen Yutong is really the nephew of Chen Shanyun and his wife. Tang Youshan will definitely think that the husband and wife who are already good at deceiving people are framing me.
Sure enough, he believed what I said, and the expression on his face became much more natural. At the beckoning of the stall owner, he got up to get the appetizer that had been prepared, but at this moment, the cool breath behind me disappeared, and I saw that the ghost pounced on top of my head, lying on the table like a toad, and jumped on Tang Youshan's back, grabbing his shoulders with both hands, like a child on the back of an adult. Seeing this, I naturally breathed a sigh of relief, because this ghost was finally not on me, no matter where he went, I could only say that Tang Youshan was a little unlucky.
Tang Youshan quickly sat down again with two plates of appetizers, completely unaware that he was carrying a little ghost on his body. I didn't dare to observe this ghost too much, for fear of being discovered by him, but I didn't want to be lying on my stomach by a ghost. If I can't see ghosts, I can lie on his stomach, but it will be different if I can see them, it will make people feel disgusting and scared.
Brother Li, that guy doesn't know what the hell he's doing, but it's good that the ghost isn't there for me now, it's just a little bad to see Tang Youshan, if he knows that there is a ghost lying on him, I don't know how he will feel. I saw him comfortably eat two bites of food and drink a sip of beer, "You're not a bad person, if you're a bad person, I'll have dragged you back a long time ago." This is how we are in this profession, we can't waste taxpayers' money, we have to do enough, I trouble you today, you can't get used to drinking beer, next time I have the opportunity to invite you to eat something else. ”
This seems to be common, but it has the meaning of an eviction order, I can't see people very well, but there seems to be something distressing between his eyebrows, and it's none of my business what it is. It just so happened that I didn't want to stay here now, so I quickly slipped away first, saving myself the trouble of finding the door. Then he said: "Sir Tang, then I'll go first, it's late, let's sit down when we're free." ”
Saying that, I went to the front desk to pay the bill, and he didn't want me to stay, so I naturally walked in the direction of Brother Li, just to ask what the hell this ghost was, so that he was so afraid.
However, just as I walked towards Brother Li, this thing avoided me, and instead floated in other directions, just like those normal ghosts, but he belonged to the lively kind. I wanted to wave to him or call him softly, but I saw him frown, and then he continued his "play", which I knew something bad must have happened, and it was not hard to imagine that the ghost might have followed! With such a conjecture, I didn't dare to look back, nor did I dare to look randomly, so I had to keep holding a cigarette in my mouth, my hand in my trouser pocket and holding the coffin nail and walking all the way, and my palms were already sweating.
Now this ghost puts more pressure on me than the old ghost in Qingshui Mountain, mainly because last time I was forced to strike at that old ghost, I was afraid that Brother Li would be eliminated, so I couldn't help but be afraid in the extreme resentment. The situation is different now, I'm still an ordinary me, but I'm just a little used to seeing ghosts, I don't know anything about Taoism, I can only use coffin nails to hit ghosts, and I've killed a few little ghosts, but I don't know if I'm a ghost that might be behind me.
Everyone is afraid of death, and I am no exception!
Originally, I didn't have much pressure, but after seeing Brother Li so scared, I was also scared, and I couldn't help but scold him in my heart. When I spit out the cigarette butt, I felt a chill on my right leg, which made me creepy, and an aunt on the side shouted embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I thought there was no one, this ice ......"
"Oh, it's fine."
I was stunned for a moment, and instinctively replied. If it weren't for this aunt's voice, I would still be in my own thoughts, and when I saw him talk about the ice, I looked down and saw that my trouser leg was smashed by a piece of slap-wide ice, and the ice was under my feet, but my right leg didn't feel pain, could it be that I was too involved in my contemplation? Just as I was thinking about it, the ice beneath my feet disappeared in an instant. This is impossible, even if the weather is hot now, how can a palm-sized block of ice suddenly evaporate completely!
"It's broken!"
Sure enough, when I raised my eyes secretly, the aunt's appearance suddenly changed, her whole face was torn apart, and the smiling expression became weird under the split...... As the layers of that body peeled away, an old man covered in green was looking at me with a grinning face and a gleam in his eyes. I saw his big mouth move lightly, and a rough voice spit out a sentence, "You can really see me." ”