After leaving the crematorium, there was no way to hail a car outside, and I had to walk another kilometer to intercept a taxi back.

When he returned to the tattoo parlor, Chen Gou was actually gone, and Short Zixing said that he couldn't wait so long, and his hands were itchy, so he went to gamble on two first.

I don't know yet, but I basically have to wait for tomorrow when I sit down.

Forget it, anyway, I've already received the money, and he can tattoo whenever he likes.

I thought that I would pour this ghost into the paint first, so as not to have many dreams at night, and if I ran away, I would lose a lot.

But at this time, suddenly the thing in the bamboo tube spoke, he was different from other ghosts, he knocked on the bamboo tube lightly, and then asked me in a consultative tone, can I let him go, of course, he will give me the corresponding benefits.

Before I could speak, the dwarf became interested, and he said that you are a ghost, what benefits can you give? It doesn't matter if you say you're a female ghost, what else do you have as a male ghost?

This dwarf is afraid of ghosts to pee his pants, for the ghosts in this bamboo tube, he is not afraid at all, I guess when my grandfather was tattooed before, he was used to seeing this thing.

Short Zixing said that the ghost in this bamboo tube is like a tiger in a cage, and he is afraid of a hammer.

The ghost inside the bamboo tube was silent for a long time before saying, "I can teach you a thousand techniques." ”

A thousand arts? Could it be the legendary old thousand arts? This is a good thing for people who love to gamble.

I was also curious all of a sudden, and hurriedly asked, "Then after learning this thing, can we become gambling gods?" ”

The ghost in the bamboo tube smiled bitterly, he said that the things in the gambling god on TV are all fake, the real gambling tricks, how can it be so magical, otherwise he would not have been found out and thrown downstairs to be a ghost.

Then I said you can't do it, what's the use of learning from you, and I said I'm going to pour him into the paint again.

"Don't, listen to me, don't be impulsive......" The ghost in the bamboo tube was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted to stop.

I was a little impatient and said what's wrong? If you have any last words, if your wife and children are beautiful, I can barely help you take care of them.

The ghost in the bamboo tube said, he can teach us a thousand techniques, although it is not so magical, but it is enough to deal with ordinary people, we are not professional gambling dogs, we don't need to be so fine at all, if you learn his things feel okay, then let him go, and he will teach us more powerful.

As he spoke, he gave us two more snorts, and then said in a lewd voice: "If you don't want to win, you can use the thousand techniques I gave you to win the girls, as for the bets, you know." ”

The short man was excited, he heard that he could pick up girls, his eyes began to glow golden, he touched me, and whispered that the tattoo didn't start anyway, it's better to play with this ghost, maybe you can learn something.

Anyway, he's dead, don't learn in vain, don't learn in vain, and talk about the rest.

There is nothing wrong with Short Zixing's words, if you don't learn the things of the dead, then it will disappear, anyway, Chen Gou didn't come, the tattoo is not in a hurry, just let this ghost live for a while.

After some discussion, we began to practice according to the guidance of the ghost, this quick old trick can be learned in one night, undoubtedly shuffling and changing cards, we are still quite rusty, not too powerful, but if I and the dwarf Xing two cooperate, there is absolutely no problem in coaxing ordinary people.

The next morning, the two sisters, Su Qing and Su Yu, came again and said that the Heavenly Master asked them to bring me a box, but they didn't know what was inside, and they didn't know until I opened it.

As soon as I saw them, I came up with the idea, the thousand techniques I just learned last night just happened to use them for experiments, as for the box, put it aside for now.

I proposed that they play mahjong, but Su Yu said that she didn't gamble, I said it didn't matter, if you don't gamble, it won't be a gamble, let's bet on clothes, lose once, and pick one.

Su Yu's face flushed, and he disagreed even more, Su Qing smiled at this time, hugged his hands to his chest and said: "Hmph, think about beauty, so let's do it, you lose, give money, we lose, take off your clothes." ”

After finishing speaking, Su Qing gave Su Yu a look, as if she was signaling, and Su Yu agreed half-pushing.

It's strange that they can agree to this suggestion, but I can't do so much, so I'll use them as an experiment to see how well I practiced the Thousand Techniques last night.

Not much to say, we directly started the four-person mahjong, I and the dwarf Xing played, at the beginning it can be described as smooth sailing, using a variety of thousands of skills to win the advantage, the first two directly let the two sisters lose two pieces of clothing.

Looking at the fewer and fewer clothes, Short Zixing and I swallowed, this kind of benefit is not available all the time, no matter how hard you work, maybe the benefit will be greater.

But at this time, Su Qing went to a toilet, and after the toilet came back, the situation changed immediately, and strange things happened frequently.

First of all, the dwarf Xing played all kinds of wrong cards, and me, I always felt that something blindfolded me at the critical moment, and I didn't see the winning cards, and there were all kinds of mistakes out of the old man, but fortunately it was not discovered.

Later, after playing for about an hour, we won the first two, after Su Qing went to the toilet, we kept losing, and we didn't win a handful, not only disillusioned, but also lost more than 10,000 in one go, I almost didn't vomit blood.

I felt that something was wrong, and quickly asked them if they were out of the ordinary. Maybe they're better than us.

Su Qing sneered and said, "Dead mouse, it's you who are the ones who are out of the way, right?" ”

The dwarf and I were speechless, it turned out that they had already found out, but if they didn't come out of the way, how could they win us?

Su Qing pointed to the toilet at this time and asked us to go in and see for ourselves.

Short Zixing opened the toilet door, and he saw three pillars of incense and a yellow talisman with two mahjong tiles in it.

After the dwarf came out, he muttered, "Could it be that you invited a mahjong ghost?" ”

Su Qing smiled sinisterly, then scribbled on our foreheads with two fingers, and finally shouted: "Open!" ”

At this time, my eyes stinged, and when I opened it for a few seconds, I suddenly found that there was a dark green ghost crawling on the mahjong table, its head was square, the same as mahjong, the eyes and nose were squeezed together, it looked particularly awkward, short hands and short feet, and a little like a short man.

It seemed to be very timid, and as soon as I saw it, I was scared away, and it disappeared with a pop.

"Little boss, we played, these two girls invited mahjong ghosts, it's no wonder that we will lose." The dwarf patted his chest in remorse.

"Hmph, but you have bad intentions first, the mahjong ghost we invited, you deserve it, more than 10,000, we laugh at it." Su Qing happily accepted the money.

Damn, if you come out of this kind of immoral thing, there will be retribution, Lao Tzu really believes in the evil of the ghost.

In a fit of rage, I poured the ghost directly into the paint, and it was useless for him to plead.