Chapter 14: "A Song of Liver and Sausage!" ”
"Brethren! Today! I! We call you all for a meeting! ”
"There is only one purpose!"
"Tonight! Bloody Gator Gang! ”
Lin Er's master said that in the end, he showed a murderous look!
"Are you going to fight the crocodiles tonight?"
"Brother Chen's affairs haven't been sorted out yet, right?"
"I heard that Boss Feng of the Crocodile Gang is a peerless master, can we really beat it?"
"yes, I saw him fly directly into the air last night!"
“...”
"Silence!"
“...”
Lin Er roared angrily! Suddenly, everyone in the audience was silent!
"Brother Chen's misfortune, we can only mourn! But! And more importantly, to avenge him! ”
"In order for us to be able to deal with the crocodile gang of stinky fish and rotten shrimp more easily!"
"I'm going to spend a lot of money! Two peerless masters have been invited! ”
"Now, there are invites to them!"
"Bang Bang..."
After Lin Er finished speaking, he applauded himself!
And the axe gang in the audience applauded for some reason!
"Tread .. Tread .."
In the corner, two men in gray robes, black top hats, and a pair of sunglasses walked slowly towards the stage.
One of the men, who appeared to be blind, was carried onto the stage by another, more burly man.
Behind them were a long strip wrapped in a white cloth bag.
"It's not... Is there a lack of heaven and earth?! ”
Lu Qi, who was watching here incognily in the corner behind the stage, couldn't help but be surprised when he saw the familiar two people who were singing and dressing up!
This...
Haven't you reached the plot point of finding trouble in the pigpen walled city?
Why did the two of them appear in the world?!
Could it be because they think Boss Feng is really a martial arts master?
So I invited the two of heaven and earth to appear?!
Hiss...
There's some trouble now!
I can't beat these two guys right now!
If you sneak attack with a crossbow by stealth, it won't work at all!
It is estimated that before the crossbow bolts get close, they will be able to detect the movement!
As for hand-to-hand combat...
Isn't that looking for death?!
No, I'll have to figure it out!
......
The appearance of the two people in the world caught Lu Qi off guard.
I had to think to myself about how to deal with it.
If the two can't be leveled, it is estimated that it will have a great impact on their follow-up planning!
"Hello everyone, I am fortunate to be appreciated by Lin Er's family and hire us."
"As for the head of the Crocodile Gang Boss, we'll present it tonight!"
The sky and the earth are missing a sentence, and the clouds speak lightly.
"Haha! Professional people just don't talk the same! Domineering enough! ”
"You know, these two are the ultimate killers at the top of the killer rankings!"
"As long as they make a move, the boss of the crocodile gang will be a stinky fish and rotten shrimp!"
"Huh! tui! ”
Lin Er's master smiled arrogantly and arrogantly!
"Nope! The first place in the killer list is the ultimate killer king - the Fire Cloud Evil God! ”
"He is so obsessed with martial arts that he goes crazy when he practices them!"
"I heard that I'm in a psychiatric hospital now!"
Heaven and earth are lacking, negating Lin Er's words.
"Then the number one killer in the list is still the second!"
The master standing on the side of the stage hurriedly said.
Do you speak? Do you understand what 'commercial touting' means?
We paid a lot of money to let you come, and we still boasted about how good you were, and in the end, you lowered your value?!
If you can't speak, you should say less!
"Strictly speaking, we're just a store!"
Di Que said with a serious face.
Then under the master's gradually collapsed face, Tianyan continued solemnly:
"A song of liver and intestines! Where to find a soulmate at the end of the world! ”
“... Hey, what poetry! Isn't it? ”
The master immediately changed the topic, and smiled at Lin Er, who had changed his face, and the gangsters who had some dull faces in the audience.
Nima!
Pig teammates!
Lao Tzu spent a lot of money to hire you here to let you sing?!
It's over, if this mission doesn't succeed, will Lin Er's family hack me to death and throw me to feed the dogs?!
Master felt that his mentality was a little collapsed at this time!
If you had known, you might as well find someone else on the killer list?!
What the hell is this?!
Why do you still sing it? Still a song of liver and intestines?! I'm throwing Lei Laomu!
"Ahem... Let's go to the box and sit down, we have other things to discuss. ”
Lin Er had no choice but to break this embarrassing scene by himself.
"Okay!"
"I'm in trouble."
Heaven and earth are missing, and he nodded.
"Stomp..."
Lin Er's head looked at the back of the man who was leaving with a blank face, and then turned his head to stare at the pale master.
"Hey.. Hey..."
The master felt that his legs were trembling, but he didn't dare to expose his weakness at this time, so he had to force a smile.
"Poof... Hahaha! Really Nyima funny! ”
After Lu Qi, who was in the rear, saw this picture, he felt a little unable to hold back his smile.
I used to think it was funny when I was in the movie theater, but I couldn't help but laugh, but just now, the master's quick change of face like Peking Opera still made him almost laugh.
"Then, in addition to the bloody Gator Gang, we have a big event to announce!"
"Everyone also knows that the country can't be without a king for a day, and the help can't be without a boss for a day!"
"Brother Chen's death is the greatest misfortune of our Axe Gang! But we also have to pick ourselves up from the pain! ”
"I announce! Next, I will take over as the second boss of the Axe Gang! ”
"I will lead you to the pinnacle of life! Make the Axe Gang..."
"First Gangster!"
Lin Er felt that he was a little enthusiastic at this time!
Finally... I'm getting down to business!
What revenge, what bloodbath crocodile gang, it's all very false!
Becoming the boss is the big thing that really matters!
However, everyone in the audience still had a dull expression, as if they had heard something incredible.
"You... Got an opinion?! ”
Lin Er couldn't help but roar angrily!
"No... No! Why are you still stunned?! Not called big brother yet?! Seeing that the scene was a little cold, the master hurriedly shouted!
If I don't stand in line at this time, I guess I won't survive tonight.
Good thing I'm smart.
"Big brother!"
"Big brother! ...”
Only then did everyone in the audience react and shouted the word 'big brother' one after another!
"Hahaha! Good! Good! In the future, if I have a bite to eat, I will not starve you! I'm going to make the Axe Gang the number one gangster! ”
"First Gangster!"
"First Gangster!"
“...”
Lu Qi looked at Lin Er's master on the stage, oh, no, it should be Lin Da's master now, and he couldn't help but re-recognize him in his heart.
A half-paralyzed second-in-command who was beaten by the sauce, he didn't expect his scheming to be so deep.
So soon, he became the boss of the Axe Gang.
It's still the day after the death of the original boss Brother Chen!
It can be seen that his previous reputation in the gang is not much lower!
This guy... Can't stay...
Otherwise, there will be endless troubles.
A person with such great ambitions, Lu Qi didn't dare to continue to let him control the entire Axe Gang.
Instead of letting him take the position, it is better to let that master take the position!
People who are greedy for life and afraid of death are often the best to master.
......
"Okay, the matter is discussed, and the deposit has been paid, just wait for the good news from the two!"
The master was in the box, looking at the sky and earth on the opposite side with a smile on his face.
On the side, Lin Da was smoking a cigar expressionlessly and didn't say a word.
"This is natural! Since we have taken over the business, we will definitely give the employer a satisfactory answer. ”
Di Que said with a natural face.
Yokel! We've checked through intelligence channels before, and the crocodile gang boss doesn't know martial arts at all!
This deal is simply not too cost-effective.
Tian Quan couldn't help but laugh in his heart, but his face still maintained a high-ranking style.
"Well, in that case, let's not leave two more."
The master got up and said with a smile.
"Okay, then we'll take our leave."
Di Que slowly got up and walked towards the outside of the box with the blind Heavenly Remnant.
“... Call! ”
"Remember, if this mission is not completed, it is up to you to bring the head of the Crocodile Gang Boss to me."
After taking a puff of cigar, Master Lin slowly exhaled it, and then looked at the master on the side expressionlessly.
"Uh... One... You won't be disappointed, Boss! ”
The master looked at Lin Da with sweat on his head.
I couldn't help praying in my heart that the two of them must live up to their names and complete the task!