Sister-in-law Feng said: "Qiu'er, they will never harm us......"

"That's the case, but today is the time to get married, what do they say to me as a brother, in front of so many people, isn't it a joke? If it's true, no one will dare to marry us Musheng in the future, and if it's fake, it's even more embarrassing. ”

"But no, Shui Sheng, today I just can't expose it in front of the villagers, whether it's true or not, we've all become jokes." Sister-in-law Feng said in agreement.

There was a somewhat uneasy voice from the aquatic life: "However, I am still afraid in my heart, if the little fish is really a monster, then ......"

Sister-in-law Feng's laughter came: "Shuisheng, you think too much, because of your suspicion, I have run to their new house several times, nothing happens, every time I ......"

Sister-in-law Feng said a little embarrassedly: "The two of them have the same room, I listen outside, it's really shameless!" ”

"Yes, the third brother will not lie to me, I'm afraid he is also guessing." The aquatic voice was a little lighter.

My husband and I looked at each other, if Mu Sheng and the two were in the same room, wouldn't it be a shame for us to be found and thrown home!

But for the sake of Mu Sheng's safety, my husband and I groped into Mu Sheng's room, and sure enough, we heard bursts of women's panting, accompanied by a man's heavy voice, isn't this just having sex......

I embarrassedly tugged at my husband's shirt and motioned for him to go.

Unexpectedly, the husband took a few steps closer, stuck to the edge of the door, made a small hole in the window paper with his hand, and pasted his eyes again.

I squatted on the ground, moved a few steps forward, and pulled my husband's clothes, trying to let him go faster.

Who knows, my husband's body suddenly stiffened, and then, he immediately squatted down and pulled me away.

After getting out of the yard, Uncle Xu immediately floated down and asked, "How is it?" What can that youkai do to hurt the heavens and reason? ”

I covered my mouth, my face was flushed, and I said hesitantly: "People and people are good, people are ...... in the middle of the night."

Without me saying the rest of the words, Uncle Xu immediately laughed as a person who came over: "Yo, this little demon really understands, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold!" ”

But when I turned to my husband, I found him with a solemn face: "Actually, I found out just now that they were not ......."

The husband stopped talking, and looked at Uncle Xu instead: "She seems to be sucking the blood of the second brother, but the second brother seems to be asleep with his eyes closed......"

When Uncle Xu heard this, he laughed: "This little monster is quite good at playing!" Why don't you go and see it again, I'll wait nearby. ”

This time, my husband pushed me to Uncle Xu and instructed: "Look after Qiu'er!" ”

Saying that, I had quietly walked back, I didn't dare to call him loudly, and I was worried about my husband's safety, but Uncle Xu pulled me back: "It's okay, He Jiuchen's name is hard!" ”

I was anxious outside, and I waited for a long time and didn't see my husband come out, for fear that something would happen, and after about an hour, I saw a figure tiptoeing out of it.

At first glance, it was indeed the husband, but he was a little out of breath, and I asked, "Why did you go for so long?" ”

"What kind of youkai is that?" The husband looked at Uncle Xu and asked, "I just saw her washing her feet all the time......

The husband hesitated and said, watching the girl's feet wash is always a bit of a rogue and hooliganism......

"Washing your feet?" Dare to love just the husband has been there for a long time, just to watch people wash their feet? I covered my mouth and laughed, and suddenly I felt that this monster was not so scary, and I had to wash my feet and go to bed at night.

But how can I wash it for so long, how long has it been since I washed my feet.

"It seems to be an aquatic product~" Uncle Xu smiled, "Small fish and small fish, could it be made of dried small fish?" ”

Small dried fish? The tension is gone, but after all, the real body is not revealed, how can we be sure?

"Let's see, she's going to do something to the aquatic tonight."

At this time, I am not afraid, my husband walked on the front foot, I followed on the back foot, and tiptoed to the door, the atmosphere at this time did not look like a demon hunt, but like a voyeur.

This time, I was a little bolder, quietly got up and poked a hole in the window paper, and looked inside, but saw that Xiaoyu was holding Mu Sheng in his arms, and I immediately blushed with shame.

Next, I saw Xiaoyu leaning over, as if kissing Mu Sheng's mouth, is it true love? I had some illusions, but it was definitely not the case, and I looked closely, but I still didn't see anything.

I was suddenly tapped on the shoulder, which startled me, it turned out to be my husband, and he whispered in my ear: "Look at Mu Sheng's face." ”

I looked over in wonder, and found that Mu Sheng's face was getting paler and paler, like a blank piece of paper at this time, and it would not be too much to say that it was a dead man's face.

What's going on? I looked at my husband nervously, but my husband was to speak, and pointed to Xiaoyu's mouth at me: "Look carefully." ”

When I looked closely, a trace of bright red blood oozed from the corner of the little fish's mouth, and I was so shocked that I was covered in sweat: "Where is this small fish, it is clearly a piranha." ”

"Let's go, go and find Uncle Xu to help!" My husband pushed me out.

"What are you going to do?" I hesitated.

"I'll stop her here, otherwise in a while, Mu Sheng's life will be gone!" As he spoke, the husband had already rushed into Xiaoyu's room......

I staggered out: "Uncle, come in with me, Mu, Musheng will be ......"

Before I could finish speaking, a woman's scream suddenly sounded in the room, and her voice was sharp and cold: "Hahaha, you forced me!" ”

We blindly ran in, only to find that my husband had fallen in a pool of blood, and under his waist was a fishbone knife, and a trickle of blood was flowing from his waist to the ground.

"What's going on!"

Hearing the news, the two aquatic people who rushed to the front had already arrived, and when they saw this scene, they looked at the "person" in front of them who was full of white hair, hair hanging to the ground, and his face was full of wrinkles, and they were completely confused: "Who is this?" ”

Before he could solve his doubts, he saw Mu Sheng, who was lying on the bed with a pale face and motionless, and said in horror: "What's wrong with Mu Sheng?" ”

Shui Sheng shouted, saying that he ignored Sister-in-law Feng's obstruction, and immediately ran over, seeing that he was about to be in front of Mu Sheng, but was stopped by Xiao Yu with one hand, only to see her hook her fingers, and Shui Sheng was already in her hands: "Fight with me?" Aren't you too self-conscious! ”

Xiaoyu laughed wildly, she pointed at us and said, "One, two, three, four~ Tonight is going to feast on you all and eat them all!" ”

"Tomorrow, I'll eat all the people in this village!" Xiao Yu said, looked up to the sky and laughed again, and looked at Uncle Xu very provocatively, "Wouldn't it be too much to underestimate me to let such a new ghost who hasn't been practicing Taoism for decades catch me?" ”

Uncle Xu is different from the previous light and light-hearted, gags, and today he has become extremely serious, it seems that this monster is not trivial.

"How do you know if you haven't tried!" Uncle Xu stretched out his hand and made a gesture of wanting to fight.

Xiao Yu was not ambiguous, and threw the aquatic life in his hand to the ground: "Then let's try it, it just so happens that you ghost still has some Taoism!" ”

I saw that Uncle Xu suddenly disappeared, Xiao Yu looked around, and then stretched out his hand to a place and grabbed it, Uncle Xu was actually caught by her: "Can't play anymore?" Penis? ”

Unexpectedly, this was just the beginning, and Uncle Xu couldn't even fight this fish essence for a single round, so it ended at the beginning.

However, although Uncle Xu's skills are not as good as others, but running is a must, it seems that he is by no means bragging, just listening to the sound of "whoosh", Uncle Xu became like a gust of wind, escaped from Xiaoyu's hands, and ran in another direction.

This can make Xiao Yu unexpected, just caught her off guard, when she was stunned, Uncle Xu appeared behind her, stretched out a foot, and went according to her head.

Xiaoyu fell to the ground in response, and Uncle Xu was about to make up for it a few more times, when she suddenly got up again, turned her head one hundred and eighty degrees, and looked at Uncle Xu: "That's it!" ”

She bit Uncle Xu's foot, Uncle Xu screamed in pain, and when her foot entered Xiaoyu's mouth, she found that it was not good, this old ghost's feet were simply stinky.

I suddenly felt sick to my stomach, just Uncle Xu's foot, she can also go down, is she really a loach, growing up in the mud pond? How to fight and play disgusting.

Sure enough, Xiaoyu took a bite to go up, and her face was as usual at first, but after a while, her face changed greatly, and she spit out Uncle Xu's feet and retched.

Uncle Xu didn't expect that he still had this nirvana, this time he even took off his shoes and socks, stretched out his feet and smoked at the small fish, at this time, I only felt that the air around me was getting thinner and thinner......

Xindao: Xiaoyu, you should accept the old man~

Jokes aside, I hope this fish demon can correct the Fa on the spot, but this fight is too unusual for me, and it is the first time I have seen it in my life.

And over there, Uncle Xu paused to play, took his feet in his hands, and waved them in front of Xiaoyu like a weapon.

I sighed, it turns out that the organs on the ghost's body can be disassembled at will like parts? It was a somewhat scary scene, but it became a funny drama at Uncle Xu's place, hey, what an indecent old man.

At this moment, Xiao Yu kicked away Uncle Xu's foot, and the foot rolled out with a "whoosh" along the window, glowing a pale white in the moonlight.

Uncle Xu was originally playing, but he didn't pay attention to it at this time, and he lost his foot, which made him anxious, and he was busy flying outside to get his foot back, but he was grabbed by Xiaoyu: "You are a serious young man, play these with me?" When am I a three-year-old? Think I can be disgusted to death by you? It's too yellow, it's ridiculous! ”

And Uncle Xu, who lost one foot, wanted to cry without tears, and looked at Xiaoyu with tears in his eyes: "Grandma, I'm sorry for you, but can you not hold me like this!" ”

At this time, Xiaoyu's posture of grabbing Uncle Xu was really strange, she held Uncle Xu in her arms, and Uncle Xu was lying in Xiaoyu's arms, like a princess.