The Lancet asked, "What is the name of that teacher of yours?" ”

Her Royal Highness the princess naughty rhetorical question lancet.

"You answer my questions first, and I'll tell you. What is your name? ”

Her Royal Highness spoke very quickly, and before The Lancet could reply, she began to ask questions.

The Lancet hesitated and did not rush to answer. "Am I telling the truth, or am I fooling her with a fake name first? After all, it is not clear whether they are friends or foes. ”

Her Royal Highness the princess was naughty and wise, and saw the Lancet's concerns.

"If you don't answer, then I'll guess."

Her Royal Highness the Princess, dancing her tentacles, put them to her ears and make a thinking appearance.

"You're a little longer with short hair than the one over there."

Her Royal Highness the princess pointed at Wu Miaoshui, and then continued: "The slender and tall body has a bumpy appearance and snow-white skin. You're supposed to be a girl. The dark-skinned, short-haired, and sturdy man over there should be a boy. ”

Her Royal Highness the Princess, there was a deliberate pause.

Yi Normal's excitement said: "I know, your name is Lancet, and his name is Wu Miaoshui." Right? ”

After saying that, his eyes kept staring at the lancet, waiting for her answer.

The Lancet was still wary and did not answer.

Her Royal Highness the Princess: "I'll show you something." Penknife. ”

With a cry, the knife pressed against its diamond-like head, moved its eight legs, and crawled over like a spider.

The knife runway Lancet showed it off.

The Lancet's eyes lit up, and he was very excited, he deserved it to be a hand card in French, thin and soft, like jelly.

Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Pyloric Division: "Do you two know it?" The thing in the knife's hand is a human hand card. Its owner is my teacher. ”

Wu Miaoshui was overjoyed and said first.

"Huayu, he is Huayu's. Sister, Huayu! ”

The Lancet was pleasantly surprised, but kept his composure.

"May I ask Her Royal Highness the Princess, can I take a look?"

Her Royal Highness the Princess: "Yes, but I don't know how to play with this thing called a hand card, and the teacher didn't teach me how to open it." ”

The Lancet was allowed to take the card from the knife's hand, which had a prominent red petal on it, which was the symbol of the X for the phone.

Wu Miaoshui had already come over. When he saw the sign, he confirmed that he undoubtedly exclaimed, "It's his." ”

The Lancet took two steps back, carried the microphone part of the handcard behind everyone's back, and whispered, "Kiss, The Lancet." ”

The voice was so low that no one heard it except the Lancet?

With that, the Lancet turned back again.

Everyone noticed that the hand card reacted, flashing and glowing, and lasted for five seconds.

Both Lancet and Wu Miaoshui knew that this was a precursor to the mobile phone being woken up, and the preliminary language password was entered correctly, and the voice recognition in the second step did not pass.

Wu Miaoshui: "Sister, how do you know, the French ......?"

The Lancet: "Leave this alone, I'm sure it's a French phone." ”

Her Royal Highness: "It's amazing, it's the first time I've seen anything like this. Can you teach me? ”。

The Lancet: "I can only dare to use it once, and if this happens the second time, the hand card will be locked." Broken. ”

"Broken" was deliberately said by the Lancet, to scare Her Royal Highness, so as not to keep pestering the Lancet to tell her.

This sentence is quite effective. Her Royal Highness didn't dare to ask again, she was still afraid of the teacher's criticism.

"Going to break? That's it. Her Royal Highness pouted, unwilling but afraid, so she stopped asking.

The Lancet: "Excuse me, Your Highness the Princess." Where are your teachers? What's his name? ”

Her Royal Highness the princess does not suffer a loss, his careful thinking is very ghostly.

"You haven't answered yet, what about Princess Ben's question?"

The Lancet thought back for a moment, and it turned out to be the name of the two of them.

The Lancet: "Don't hide it from Your Highness the Princess, we are the two you are talking about." My name is. Lancet, he is Wu Miaoshui. ”

Her Royal Highness the Princess, she is very happy. Jumping up and down: "I guessed really right, I helped you arrange food and accommodation, I didn't expect such a fuss." ”

The Lancet now understands that the "mastermind behind the scenes" turned out to be Her Royal Highness the Princess.

Her Royal Highness the Princess received a report from her subordinates that there were two alien species in the pylorus department and the same alien species as Emperor Huayu.

Her Royal Highness the Princess once heard from her teacher that he and three friends had come to this microcosm for scientific research, a woman and two men, the woman was called The Lancet, with short hair and a tall and bumpy body. The male ones are, Wu Miaoshui and Wei Dahua, Wu Miaoshui is younger than Wei Dahua, and much taller than Wei Dahua. Wei Dahua is big and short.

The teacher accidentally got separated from them.

Human beings have a head, two hands, and two feet, which are easy to identify. Her Royal Highness took all this to heart, and whenever she found an alien species in the city that looked like this, she had to report it to her, and she had to arrange food and lodging in the manner of a guest of honor.

So when the Lancet arrived and Wu Miaoshui came here, they got that kind of treatment.

It's just that Wu Miaoshui later messed things up on his own initiative, and unfortunately got this time in prison.

Her Royal Highness ordered the guards to call the master of the yamen and give him a handscroll.

"Uncle, this is my father's amnesty order, after you accept it, release him immediately! The amnesty decree can be read to the residents of the pyloric department, and the injured shopkeeper has taken the initiative to withdraw the case, so the case has been closed with Lancet and five seconds of water, and he was acquitted on the spot. ”

"Honor!" The master of the yamen accepted the amnesty order and did not dare to slack off, announcing the acquittal of the lancet Wu Miaoshui on the spot.

Her Royal Highness is more anxious than the Lancet, and she wants to give this great gift to her teacher.

Her Royal Highness the Princess: "It's all done, you two are free now." Come with me, the teacher will be happy to see you. ”

The knife did not forget to ask the lancet to return the hand card.

It has a small head on its head, standing in front of the lancet and looking up, and it looks so cute.

The Lancet immediately fell in love with it.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to return the hand card, the lancet crouched down and gently touched the cute little head of the knife with his fingers.

The Lancet: "Your name is Knife, isn't it?" Can you speak? ”

The Lancet continued to caress the knife's 28-sided diamond head slowly and gently. The knife, not only did not resist, but enjoyed it very much, just like the dog was touched by the owner, the performance was both enjoyable and happy, and it was almost about to turn its stomach "on all fours".

Her Royal Highness the princess saw the current scene, even if the teacher was stroking, the knife did not behave like this, it seems that the knife and this sister are very fateful.

"This little thing is the teacher's pet, and its name is Knife."

When the lancet heard that it was Huayu's pet, he immediately "had evil thoughts" and used it to seduce and strengthen the robbery.

The lancet stretched out both hands and took the knife into his arms, and half of his face was pressed against the top of the knife's diamond-soaked and cold head, and it was almost a crazy kiss. The knife did not resist, and let it be embraced, and the six calves were folded away like a small round ball. If others don't know, do they still think it's a mother? I'm holding Xiaobao.

Wu Miaoshui: "Sister, this is too exaggerated. Are you a mother's love, has it exploded? ”

The Lancet replied domineeringly: "I want you to take care of it, go aside." ”

This woman is really cast by ice and fire, cold like ice, and warm like fire. Just after the murder here, Wu Miaoshui was holding a knife over there, and I was talking and laughing.

Wu Miaoshui looked slightly lost and indignant: "My goddess, this is the son of the dog, leave me aside, I don't want it." Knife, you wait and see. ”