Chapter 227: Poor Bear Da
The stupid bear obviously didn't know much about human language, so he didn't know that the person in front of him was hungry for his body, and he still fearlessly raised his paws and waved at Xiao Yi.
In the face of Xiong Da's attack, Xiao Yi just calmly stretched out a hand.
Xiao Yi thought that he would secretly cut a piece of bear meat and mix it in pork for the girl to eat.
It's just that after facing Xiong Da, Xiao Yi couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Good guy, it's actually a bear who can use vindictiveness.
Interesting.
It's just that if you touch yourself, it's unlucky.
Xiong Da didn't expect that the thin monkey in front of him would be able to catch his palm without changing his face, and he couldn't help but learn from the appearance of Tarzan of the apes and burst out of his own small universe, and Xiao Yi naturally didn't think that he would lose to a stupid bear, so he raised his fist and planned to face it head-on.
A huge shockwave erupted between a man and a bear, scraping the Pearl away.
"That's it."
When the two goods were about to collide passionately, Lin Ling stopped them and teleported Xiong Da to a kilometer away. The next moment, only a loud "boom" was heard, and many runners who ran in front of them soared directly into the sky and disappeared under the sky.
Xiao Yi, who stopped the offensive, walked quickly to Lin Ling's side and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"I heard that bears eat honey."
Lin Ling remembers that this is how it was put in cartoons.
"Want honey?"
Xiao Yi was not very surprised by this, after all, this girl is a sweet tooth.
"Little Yiyi, you know what? The honey on the Internet always says that it is not mixed with water or sugar, but when I buy it, I always feel that it is not the same thing. So, I'm going to taste authentic honey. ”
Lin Ling said very seriously.
After all, many owners who sell honey are all under the slogan of selling fake death for the whole family, when Lin Ling saw this bloody slogan, he was excited and bought 10 bottles home, but the result was not quite the same as he imagined.
"Shall we go find honey then?"
Xiao Yi asked.
"Well, let Xiong Da take us to find it."
Lin Ling replied.
"Do you know bear language?"
Xiao Yi asked.
"I won't, but An Yan and An Chen, the guides will."
Lin Ling took out Rebecca's manual and showed it directly to Xiao Yi, which said that foreign pudding knew all languages, including beast language.
"The problem is that neither of them is there."
Xiao Yi estimated that this girl was going to be rectified again.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey."
Lin Ling didn't speak, just conjured up a little chicken with a wicked smile.
"This is the last time you used it against An Yan?"
Xiao Yi asked, pointing to the enchantment wrapped around the little chick.
"Yes, please call me an iron virgin."
Lin Ling loudly reported the name of his new trick.
"Can you stop talking?"
Xiao Yi supported her forehead, where did she learn this girl's naming fetish? It can't be taught by a Chinese teacher.
"Why are you like a junior high school student, is it possible that if you don't speak, the Iron Maiden doesn't exist?"
Lin Ling said that a stable social person should have the bearing to face everything openly.
"Okay, okay, you're justified, right, but what does this have to do with the Iron Maiden?"
Xiao Yi didn't hear this, but felt that this girl was getting more and more self-indulgent, and she really dared to say anything.
"No, I remember, I still have a My Fair Lady setting, so it's better to change it."
Lin Ling felt that it was still a little bit of iron for himself. Place. The woman has added some fig leaf.
"Iron Maiden, IM, Instant Messaging, well, that's what I'll call it from now on."
In this way, Lin Ling's official name of the Iron Maiden was set as instant messaging.
“……”
Xiao Yi didn't comment on this, but silently apologized to all the communication software for the girl in his heart.
"Because my instant messaging is made up of enchantment powder, it's impossible for someone bound by it to break through through brute force.
Moreover, my enchantment has a certain tracking ability, which is especially effective for things with relatively pure space-time energy, such as guides. ”
Lin Ling explained.
In fact, Lin Ling also experimented with Rebecca and Li Chade, and the experimental results were of course consistent with the above statement.
"This is Anchen's guide?"
Xiao Yi looked at this little chick who was blocked from head to toe, and even his eyes, ears, nose and mouth were blocked, and he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
If this was a real chicken, it would have hung up a long time ago.
"That's right, it's called Elizabeth Cumberbatch Chicken Breast."
Lin Ling picked up the encyclopedia of Dugu's family and began to read it again.
"You arrested Anchen's guide like this, and he didn't even know it?"
Xiao Yi was a little skeptical, his opponent would not have failed to focus his talent on intelligence.
"I put a stand-in, you know, I have a lot of things like the core of spacetime."
After Lin Ling explained, he conjured a space-time core, and then demonstrated to Xiao Yi how to make a stand-in guide.
That is to put a note on the core of the plane that says "chicken breast".
Xiao Yi decided to change the topic because he didn't know whether to complain about the girl or Anchen.
After judging Xiao Yi's silence as no problem, Lin Ling was ready to beckon the chicken breast to work: "You should know what you need to do, right?" ”
Chicken breast nodded.
Lin Ling gently stroked the little chick's head with his fingers and asked, "Then you should also know what will happen if you don't do well, right?" ”
The chicken breast nodded tremblingly.
Satisfied with the chicken breast's answer, Lin Ling continued to caress the chicken breast's small belly and asked, "You say, am I very gentle with you?" ”
Chicken breast chickens have a seizure of epilepsy, not only the chicken's head moves quickly, but the chicken's body also keeps swaying.
"Very good, then go quickly, I'll wait for your good news."
Lin Ling smiled and let go of the instant communication of the chicken breast.
At this time, the big bear also rushed back from a kilometer away, so:
"Giggle die"
"Whew"
"Giggle die"
"Hmph"
……
After a meal of chicken and Xiong, the chicken breast came back to report the situation: "Xiong Da said that his wife is about to give birth, so he will also participate in the martial arts cup." ”
Lin Ling asked, "Explain." ”
"If you win the championship in the Martial Arts Cup, you can enjoy brushing your face and eating the overlord meal, which just saves a lot of milk powder money."
The chicken breast replied respectfully.
"Is this serious?"
Xiao Yi, who didn't want to speak, couldn't hold back and asked again.
"Seriously, it seems to be the previous martial arts cup, those players have eaten this mountain range poorly, and the animals have nothing to eat, so they can only change to vegetarianism, but more animals have moved out of here.
But Xiong Da's wife is pregnant, so it is not enough to eat vegetarian, she also needs to eat something good. ”
Chicken breast tract.
Hearing the chicken breast say this, Xiao Yi also reflected that there were indeed a little few animals on this mountain range, but: "Then why didn't Xiong Da move away?" ”
"Because after going down the mountain, you have to work in the winter, and Xiong Da can't hibernate."
The chicken breast indicates that the bear is big, and it is also a poor bear who is forced by life.