In the history class, Mr. Xu stood on the podium and lectured with spit and impassioned, although the students below listened to the sleepy insects, as if they had heard the lullaby that made people fall asleep, but no one dared to sleep in the class, including Yang Yangyang, the representative of the "God of Sleep".

Speaking of Yang Yangyang, since the beginning of the school year, the number of kilometers that he was punished by the teachers of various subjects for sleeping in class added up to almost catching up with the Red Army's Long March.

At the end of the penalty run that day, he fell down on the playground in a decadent manner and said: "I, Yang Yangyang, must not sleep in class in the future, otherwise, my lower body will have to become two matchsticks!" ”

At that time, Yao Siman was also standing beside him, and laughed at him: "Sheep baa, don't talk too much."

Take the sentence when you first started school, I'm afraid that you won't be able to remember how many you remember when you start! Hahaha. ”

Yang Yangyang pursed his mouth, then lay on the ground and began to sing Cecilia Cheung's star wish with his incomplete voice: "I want to control my own ......"

A miracle happened, since that day, Yang Yangyang has changed his mind and never slept in class again.

As for the gold ingot, he is still the teacher's nemesis, and he still doesn't give face.

He hadn't slept today, and was now busy building his newly bought model of battleship, enjoying his good time carefree.

It's an inconclusive affair and a clever ghost, and the parents are overly spoiled, and they never cooperate with the teacher to discipline the child together.

The most troublesome thing is that Jin Yuan always makes some painless mistakes, and he will not be found by the teacher with any reason to drop out of school directly......

Even if he has a crazy personality like a history teacher, he has nothing to do with this gold ingot, except for glaring at the gold ingot a few times in a gloomy manner, or deliberately splashing a few more mouthfuls of spit on his head when passing by him, it seems that he can't do any substantive punishment.

As a result, when she was in class 5 in the first year of junior high school, her mood was never too beautiful, and she was in an active volcano state at any time!

At this time, everyone cheered up 120,000 points, for fear that they would accidentally provoke this menopausal woman.

I remember the previous time in history class, a male classmate just ate some more green peppers in the morning, and he couldn't hold back for a while in class, and he accidentally farted with a "poof", and then he provoked Mr. Xu.

Mr. Xu walked over and criticized him, saying that he was polluting the classroom environment, maliciously creating toxic gases, and using noise to disrupt the students' thinking of listening to the class......

In the end, the male classmate was punished by the history teacher for standing in the men's toilet during the lunch break, and he thought about it!

In short, the history teacher has a very clear definition in the minds of the students - an alien unknown organism.

Even in the face of such an unknown organism, there are still guys who are not afraid of death.

Teacher Xu stood in front of the blackboard, wrote a long list of key points with chalk, turned his head, and was just about to continue to explain in depth the content about the contention of a hundred schools of thought, when the history book that was originally standing on Tong Minkun's table suddenly "snapped" and fell on the table, and the next second, it fell to the ground with a "snap" sound.

Yao Siman was stunned with a ballpoint pen, sat next to Tong Minkun, looked at Teacher Xu with sparks shining in his eyes, looked at the surrounding eyes that were either sad or gloating, and finally stared at Tong Minkun who was still asleep with guilt, his head was full of black lines, "......." I swear I just wanted to poke you awake with a pen, why did I slip my hand and accidentally poke the book down......

Without the cover of books, Tong Minkun has completely exposed his crime of sleeping in class!

Tong Minkun lay on his desk, daydreaming.

In the sweet dream, the years are quiet, the stream is murmuring and the sun is shining, the willows are red and nodding and smiling, and the peach blossoms are quietly red.

Around him and Yao Siman were splendid flowers and the oncoming wind.

They flew kites together, running forward with almost all their might, but still couldn't successfully fly the kite into the sky.

As if drunk, the kite waddled in mid-air and flew in circles a few times, swooping down and winding around a tree.

Like a monkey with strong hands, he climbed the tree in three or two clicks, stood on the tree and began to carry a kite.

The girl stood under the tree, her back facing the sky, her eyes fixed on him standing on the tree, her eyes full of worry.

With a "click", the branch he was stepping on broke off, and his feet were empty, and he fell from the tree at once.

When he came back to his senses and opened his eyes, the whole person was already pressed on the girl's body impartially.

He was a little panicked, his ears turned red, and he hurriedly wanted to get up.

Unexpectedly, he just moved, he didn't stabilize his body for a while, he slipped a little, and the whole person stuck closer to the girl.

At the moment when the two were about to kiss mouth to mouth, several deafening slapping sounds of slapping the table suddenly sounded in his ears, and suddenly pulled him back to reality from a beautiful dream!

Tong Minkun was taken aback, his eyes opened, and he sat up straight with a "poof".

He blinked a pair of hazy peach blossom eyes and looked around blankly.

No willows, no flowers, no streams, no kites.......

It turned out to be just a dream.

"...... huh?" Recently, I have been dreaming a lot of spring dreams, and I have fallen!

Tong Minkun was still a little groggy, looked at the girl next to him, and felt a wave of disappointment in his heart because he couldn't successfully kiss her in his dream, and the next moment, he was glad that the girl was by his side.

"Smack!"

"Tong Minkun, you dare to sleep in my class?!

Give me a run...... Ten laps!! ”

Before he could come back to his senses, Teacher Xu angrily pointed to the front door of the classroom, already roaring.

Tong Minkun frowned, rubbed his ears that were about to be deaf, nodded, and responded dizzily, his voice wrapped in a hoarse voice that only came after waking up: "Oh......"

As soon as the words fell, Tong Minkun dragged his slow steps and left the classroom crookedly.

Many girls in the class looked at the back of Tong Minkun's departure and became nymphomaniac, their eyes were full of bling, bling - Xiao Kunkun is so handsome, even the appearance of just waking up is sexy!

Teacher Xu shook her head, and just as she was about to leave, she saw a magical, amazing and weird scene in the next second!

I saw that Yao Siman, who was obviously awake just now, was also lying on the table and falling asleep at this time.

Today one by one, what's the situation??

It's only autumn, and you're going to hibernate too, isn't it!!

Teacher Xu was stunned and relieved, "Smack!" With a bang, he slapped his palm on the table again, and the sound was comparable to earth-shattering thunder, and everyone was scared to shrink their necks!

"...... "Good guy, this unknown creature is really a good kung fu with an iron sand palm!"

Yao Siman was lying on the table, frightened to the point of deafness and tinnitus, and now she secretly rolled her eyes, just waiting for this moment, before it was Mr. Xu's turn to speak, she stood up straight and straight, and saluted by the way, "Ten laps of the playground, to ensure the completion of the order!" ”

After speaking, the girl was like a little rabbit, sticking to the promise of "sharing weal and woe" that she had agreed with the teenager back then, and rushed out of the classroom very cheerfully and resolutely, and slipped away in a blink of an eye, and went straight to Tong Minkun!!

Mr. Xu: "......"

Class: "......"