Chapter 192: It's shameless
Chapter 192 is shameless
When the words fell, Goo Dong Gu Dong also drank a jar in one go.
Wu Yue rolled her eyes: "What do you mean I tossed the underworld into chaos."
It's clear that you, the king of Hades, are mediocre. ”
"Who do you say is mediocre?"
The Hades King was not happy: "It's clear that you, the dead girl, are stuffing people into the underworld, and the underworld is chaotic." ”
"Yes, I'll stuff people into the underworld, and you will let them be stuffed."
Wu Yue sneered: "Then it's better for me to be the king of Hades."
Anyway, you, the king of Hades, are just like that with or without. ”
"Hehe, say what you think."
The Hades King sneered: "This king knows that you don't have a good heart for the underworld.
If you want to rob the underworld, just say it. ”
"What's wrong with the robbery?"
Wu Yue was on fire: "I'll tell you that this princess is just looking at the underworld, and she is going to rob it, what can you do."
If you don't accept it, you bite me.
"Cut, bite you, this king is afraid of teeth."
Hades glanced at Wu Yue with disdain, snatched the wine jar that Di Yao had taken out, and continued to drink.
Wuyue didn't show weakness either, the Hades King robbed, and she robbed too.
Di Yao looked at Wuyue on the left, Hades on the right, and then looked at his empty hand and sighed helplessly, and then took a jar of wine out, and said in a big jar: "What can be solved by fighting, why quarrel." ”
No one answered.
"Bang, bang" two soft sounds, and he responded with two fists, one large and one small.
Di Yao looked at the sky speechlessly with two panda eyes, one big and one small: "Who is this gentleman who is provoking." ”
The empty wine jar was thrown back to Di Yao, Wu Yue stood up and clapped his hands: "Let's go, go to the underworld." ”
The Hades King got up calmly and threw the empty sprinkling altar in his hand back to Di Yao: "Let's go, I'm afraid of you." ”
"Or ......"
Di Yao hurriedly got up, looked at Wu Yue with a shy face with panda eyes, and said flatteringly: "You took the heavenly realm first." ”
He has really sat enough for the position of Heavenly Monarch.
Facing a group of pretending immortal officials all day long, dealing with those things that he didn't even think were trivial.
Cultivation and cultivation is to be quiet and inactive, and to be at ease.
Now it's good,
Today, whose dog bites whose cat.
Tomorrow, whose bear child beats someone's heart.
What's more, whoever built the immortal mansion occupied the neighbor's land.
What's the matter, the Heavenly Realm is so big, why can't you build an immortal mansion, you have to crowd it together?
There is also the one who cries and mourns every day, worrying about the number of births of heavenly fairy babies.
You don't even have to worry about whether people have children or not, why don't you come out to take care of it when the heavenly realm is in chaos, you run faster than anyone else, and you don't know where to hide as a shrinking turtle.
As soon as the Heavenly Palace was unsealed here, this goods was the first to run back.
Of course, when he thought about this, Lord Tianjun would not admit that the birth rate of Heavenly Immortal Babies was a task he threw at others.
That's enough.
The most important thing is that when he sits on the throne of heaven, those bright and sad little fairies, he can only watch, not tease..... Cough...... Can't be empathetic to come forward to comfort and care.
What else does it mean to be a heavenly king?
finally married a mother-in-law, but she is still poisonous, you can't eat it, you can't touch it.
He, the Heavenly Monarch, is still a ...... Boy body.
Cough......
Think too much, think too much.
Seeing that Wuyue was leaving, Tianjun was shameless.
Directly fell to the ground, hugged Wuyue's calf and didn't let go: "I don't care, if you don't accept the Heavenly Realm, don't think about leaving the Heavenly Realm for half a step."
Lao Tzu has had enough.
This Raush Zitian monarch, whoever likes to sit sits, Lao Tzu just doesn't sit. ”
As the words came out, he looked up at Wuyue pitifully and said aggrievedly: "I have grown so big, I haven't been out of the heavenly realm yet." ”
Pumped the legs, did not pull out.
dragged Tianjun and walked two steps, but he still didn't pull it out.
Wu Yue gritted his teeth: "Let go." ”
"Don't sprinkle, don't shoot to death."
Di Yao's head shook like a rattle: "Today, if you don't agree to accept the Heavenly Realm, don't think about taking half a step." ”
Wuyue's head slid a row of black lines: "......"
What is this?
Wuyue's brain is slipped with a black line, and Hades is also slid with a black line.
The right hand clenched into a fist, the left hand wrapped the right fist, the knuckles of the pinched made a loud sound, glared at Di Yao and gritted his teeth and said: "Di Yao, this king has wanted to beat you for a long time."
It's better to choose a day than to hit the day.
This king sees that today is very suitable. ”
Hearing this, Di Yao let go, got up and hid behind Wu Yue: "Rude."
The gentleman doesn't move his hands, understand? ”
"Understands a fart."
As soon as the Hades King spoke, he appeared behind Di Yao, raising his foot and kicking Di Yao's buttocks.
How can this be kicked.
Hades raised his foot and kicked out, and Di Yao dodged away.
Wu Yue took the opportunity to turn into a light group and went to the underworld first.
Di Yao, who was chased and beaten by the Hades King, hid, and laughed and scolded in the direction where Wu Yue left: "Dead girl, it's really not righteous." ”
Wuyue is gone, and the Hades is no longer fighting.
The arrogant swept Di Yao at a glance, and then walked away with his chest raised and dashing.
As the Venerable of the One Realm who both wanted to abdicate, it was obvious that in this game, the Hades King took the lead.
The underworld is taken over by Wuyue, and the underworld can be handed over to the Ten Halls of Hades to take care of.
At that time, he, the king of Hades, will be completely free.
Di Yao said that he had never been out of the Heavenly Realm, although his words were a bit exaggerated, but it was true that his freedom was restricted by this position.
Not only Di Yao, but also his Hades King.
Everyone knows the King of the Underworld, but who still remembers his name... Yuanheng.
It's time to be yourself.
Yuan Heng left.
Di Yao looked up at the sky and muttered to himself, "It's time to be yourself." ”
The news of Wuyue's arrival in the underworld soon spread to all the immortals.
The evil star is gone, and the immortals who have been worried all day are finally relieved and can sleep peacefully.
So, in the Lingxiao Treasure Hall in the past few days, the immortal officials who enlightened the Heavenly Monarch and invited the Heavenly Monarch to have something to do have changed their confidence to speak.
"Heavenly Monarch, rebellion has been removed, and the heavenly realm is stable.
The position of the queen of heaven has been vacant for a long time, and Xia Xian Song asked the king of heaven to remarry the queen of heaven.
First, it can calm the hearts of all immortals.
Second, I can also use the wedding of the Heavenly Monarch to summon the Three Realms, and the Heavenly Realm has swept away the calamities and regained the prestige of my Heavenly Realm. ”
"Tianjun, there are many vacant positions for immortal officials now, and we still need to choose a suitable replacement for immortal officials as soon as possible."
"Heavenly Monarch, the North Pole Heaven has sent a congratulatory gift to congratulate the Heavenly Monarch on his return."
"Tianjun, the number of immortal babies born has decreased dramatically recently......"
"The number of fairy babies is decreasing, you go to those fairy families who don't obediently go home to give birth to children.
Please have a fart.
Is it difficult to manage the sky and the earth, and whether the two of them sleep or not, and whether they give birth to dolls?
If you have that kung fu housekeeper and two people have dolls, it is better to go and be a young man and get together a few more pairs of immortals.
Don't get out yet, wait for Benjun to invite you out. ”
Di Yao angrily interrupted the immortal official in charge of the birth rate of fairy babies,
Then he pointed to the immortal official who asked him to marry the queen of heaven: "What are you to be the king?"
Stallions for breeding in the mortal realm?
The position of the queen of heaven is suspended in the air.
Whether you want to marry a wife or not is your business.
Whoever dares to mention the matter of marrying the queen of heaven with Benjun again, Benjun will immediately set up a eunuch department in the heavenly palace.
Whoever wants to be the first director of the Eunuch Department should come to Benjun for advice. ”