Chapter 22 A wave is not settled, and another wave is rising!
This guy is not only a pervert, but also a pervert!? In a hurry, Yao Siman instinctively flashed this thought in his mind.
I saw Tong Minkun suddenly turn to face Yao Siman, on a cold and handsome face, two evil ink eyes faintly revealed unknown anger, and a pair of slender hands were placed on both sides of Yao Siman's body, so slowly, slowly approaching her......
Seeing that the other party's smooth body was getting closer and closer to him, almost clinging to him, Yao Siman didn't dare to look directly.
The space of the taxi is small, and if you reach out and touch it, you will definitely touch his body, what should I do!? Yao Siman was clearly at a loss.
At the last moment, the first reaction she could make was to close her eyes tightly.
At this moment, his panting sound fell into her ears one after another, and his warm snort floated to her soft jade neck one by one, making her feel itchy and crispy.
Yao Siman panicked, leaned back as much as he could, a pair of small hands, nervously tugging at the corners of his clothes, and his mind was chaotic.
She could almost hear the abnormal heartbeat in her body!
In this way, Yao Siman was in a state of stiffness, as if someone had clicked on the acupuncture points.
"Boy, don't mess around!" The taxi driver saw the situation in the back seat from the rearview mirror, and with a serious face, he suddenly spoke.
Today's children are really out of proportion! Sure enough, you can't fall in love! He thought to himself.
Tong Minkun continued to maintain an extremely ambiguous posture with Yao Siman, so calmly waved one hand at the taxi master, and a cold voice came out slowly, "Master, you just have to drive well." ”
Immediately afterwards, a sexy voice that didn't seem to be mixed with any emotion indifferently surrounded Yao Siman's ears, "I don't want your five yuan, help me wash this clothes!" ”
Well? Wash clothes?
Yao Siman was puzzled in his heart, suddenly opened a pair of hazy eyes, looked at him so blankly, and swallowed his saliva inadvertently.
She felt that this atmosphere was very strange and embarrassing for her.
However, she is a face-loving person and does not want him to see the tension in her heart.
"Ahem!" So, she pretended to cough a few times.
In fact, she was happy to help him do the laundry, after all, it didn't cost five dollars to wash his clothes, and at most she would spend a little money on laundry detergent.
Anyway, most of the water in her house is accumulated drop by drop, which is naturally basically free!
Therefore, she was thinking about it in her heart, and no matter how she thought about it, she felt that it was a good deal!
For 30-year-old Yao Siman, what she lacks is a lot of money, but for her now......
A dollar is also money, not to mention a full five dollars!
That's five dollars for her two and a half breakfasts!
Deep down in her heart, she secretly rejoiced that she could save five dollars!?
Tut-tut, in the world of the poor, it is indeed relatively easy to satisfy......
"If you want me to do the laundry, why are you in such a hurry to take off your clothes? I thought it was ......."
Halfway through the words, the corners of Yao Siman's mouth twitched, and his face became hot, and he was embarrassed to continue to say the five words "You want to ravage me".
Looking at Yao Siman with such a shy appearance, Tong Minkun finally saw what a girl should look like, and understood her misunderstanding.
Somehow, he suddenly had a bad taste and wanted to tease her.
So, he raised his eyebrows slightly with a cold face, brought his face closer, and asked knowingly, "Huh?" What do you think I'm going to do? ”
Does this need to be asked? Am I too dirty or is this kid too pure!?
In the face of Tong Minkun's "simplicity", Yao Siman was a little ashamed of what he had just thought too much about, and just wanted to find a hole to drill into, and even began to seriously doubt his "purity".
Yao Siman asked herself, no matter what she said, she has been guarding herself like a jade for so many years, and she has never played with other people's feelings, so she can't be a scumbag, let alone a pervert!
At this thought, she suddenly shook her head like a rattle.
The corners of Tong Minkun's mouth lit up with a demonic smile, and he quietly "admired" the other party's "shaking head performance" that lasted for three or four seconds.
Phew, bah, I'm afraid that a hundred women will think that they are going to be innocent when they meet the situation just now, okay!? The problem is not that I am not me!
Yao Siman pursed his lips stubbornly, secretly defending himself in his heart.
If you want to blame it, Yao Siman really thought that this boy was just a fourteen-year-old "pure" teenager.
If she knew that he was actually a thirty-year-old uncle, she wouldn't believe that the other party couldn't understand the meaning of her words!
"Why? I thought you were perverted! She instantly felt embarrassed, gritted her teeth, and finally blurted out a sentence that was not in the mouth of the horse.
After saying that, she was worried that Tong Minkun would continue to entangle this problem, and suddenly stretched out her foot in anger and stepped on his instep!
This was the second time she had stepped on him today.
Maybe before this, Yao Siman didn't even realize that he would step on people when he was in a hurry!
Tong Minkun was stepped on by Yao Siman like this, neither screaming nor moving, just frowning silently, and forcibly endured the pain in his feet.
This girl, I'm addicted to stepping on people!? Tong Minkun felt more and more that something was wrong with Yao Siman.
After understanding that it was just a misunderstanding, Yao Siman secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, what happened just now also made her clearly realize that although this is just a small cabbage, after all, there is a difference between men and women.
Sure enough, it's better to keep your distance to be safe!
"Didn't I promise to wash your clothes? Stay away from me! ”
Yao Siman pursed his mouth, glared at him with some annoyance, boldly stretched out his right index finger, and poked his chest hard.
Wow! The skin is really good.,Q bomb Q bomb...... Yao Siman was a little surprised by the touch of Tong Minkun's skin, and was stunned for a second.
Although Tong Minkun was still a little angry with Yao Siman in his heart, he obediently turned around and sat back in the position where he should be sitting.
"Obviously, there are empty seats in the front, why do you have to squeeze into the back seat with me, isn't it boring? Not too hot? Yao Siman's gaze moved at will, muttering to himself.
"Eh, I said, now I promised to wash your clothes and lose your money, can you get out of the car and go back? Also, after I help you wash your clothes, remember to pay me back five dollars! ”
Yao Siman said coldly with an unhappy face, just wanting to send this plague god away quickly.
"You're going to let me walk down the road naked?"
"I didn't let you take off your clothes! Or, you put the rags back on, and then you bring them to me to wash when you get to school in a few days. ”
"Now that the car has driven so far, how can I go back?" Tong Minkun continued to find a reason, just wanting to stay in the car until she got home.
"Are you stupid? You won't get out of the car and take a taxi back!? Yao Siman couldn't help but glance at him, and couldn't help but doubt the IQ of the young man next to him.
"This dress is dirty, I have a habit of cleanliness, don't wear it, don't wear it! You always have men's clothes in your house, right? Let's go to your house and borrow one first! Tong Minkun was talking nonsense on the side.
"Huh?" Yao Siman felt that something must be wrong with his ears.
"Huh! You've been wearing it all the way just now, and now you're telling me that you don't wear dirty clothes? I think you're a hypocrisy, right? Besides, how can someone with a habit of cleanliness be willing to wear someone else's clothes? You want me to believe this? Hum! Don't try to insult my IQ! Besides, I only have my eldest uncle's clothes in my house, and I don't have any ...... for you to wear."
Yao Siman obviously felt that Tong Minkun's remarks did not match the preface and the afterword, which was not logical at all, and it was a lie when he heard it.
With her IQ, she could already see that Tong Minkun seemed to be trying to find an excuse to lie in the car.
It's just that she really can't figure out why.
He obviously hates himself!
Tong Minkun's brain is not as active as Yao Siman's, and after she said this, she realized that her excuse just now was pure nonsense!
For a while, Tong Minkun was a little confused, and he didn't know what excuse to continue to find to stay.
"Nothing more?" Yao Siman smiled proudly.
"In that case, put on your clothes and get out of the car. It's such a happy decision! Yao Siman picked up Tong Minkun's clothes with two fingers and shook them in front of him.
"I'll go!"
At this time, a stray cat jumped out of the darkness and appeared in front of the headlights, which frightened the taxi driver into a cold sweat, suddenly widened his eyes, and suddenly shouted out of his voice.
Seeing that there was no car in the right lane, the taxi driver immediately turned the steering wheel to the right, just to prevent the car from hitting the wild cat.
I saw the car turn right in a large arc, and a mechanical version of the dragon swinging tail came, which caused violent friction between the tire and the ground.
"Squeak......
A sharp and piercing sound suddenly reverberate, like a long roar of a high ape in the quiet forest, and the hollow valley sounded, which seemed to be mournful for a long time, and it was extremely far away, attracting passers-by to look sideways.
Oh my God, I'm in a car accident!? Still is...... I'm going back to 2020 again!? In the chaotic situation, an extremely ridiculous thought flashed through Yao Siman's mind.
All this happened so fast that Yao Siman's mind was blank, and he didn't know what happened just now!
The moment the car shook violently, her whole head buzzed, and she felt that she couldn't help herself, so she could only let this powerful inertia manipulate her body dizzily!
After a few seconds, the turmoil disappeared and the car regained its calm.
It's okay?
Yao Siman slowly opened his right eye uneasily.
However, when she came back to her senses, she found that her head had hit the back of the chair in front of her, and between the head and the back of the chair was Tong Minkun's right palm, and his other palm was wrapped around her waist, almost holding her completely in his smooth and soft embrace!
Yao Siman was frightened, panicked in his heart, and suddenly raised his head.
"Ahh Yes! ”
Yao Siman accidentally hit his forehead on Tong Minkun's chin, and the two of them screamed almost at the same time.
Why did he protect me so tightly in such a critical situation just now? He...... Don't you hate me very much?
She rubbed her forehead blankly, and when she recalled the scene between the two of them just now, she couldn't help but look at Tong Minkun beside her in the dim light, her eyes were deep, and they were a little dim, as if she had fallen into a fog!
"Vomit vomit!"
Unexpectedly, the eldest aunt, who had already stopped, was shaken by the wave of shock just now, and suddenly made a strange sound.
Oops! Big aunt is going to throw up!?
Yao Siman saw that the eldest aunt who was lying on her lap was about to vomit, and she didn't have time to think about it, so she casually put the dress in her hand on the eldest aunt's mouth.
"Vomit!"
The eldest aunt vomited happily, but Tong Minkun instantly stopped kneading her chin, half-opened her mouth, and was stunned on the spot!